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Guess how fat my schlingle is

  1. 2024-04-04 at 11:57 PM UTC
    #1
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Guess
  2. 2024-04-05 at 12:55 AM UTC
    #2
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    schlingle 1 imnch fuba
  3. 2024-04-05 at 12:59 AM UTC
    #3
    HadrianusAugustus Yung Blood
    2 (two) legos
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. 2024-04-05 at 1:22 AM UTC
    #4
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    9 inches thick, 1 inch long.
  5. 2024-04-05 at 1:27 AM UTC
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    I can use a pringles can as a fleshlight
  6. 2024-04-05 at 2:34 PM UTC
    #6
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Iron Ree I can use a pringles can as a fleshlight

    With the pringlws still in it?
  7. 2024-04-05 at 2:38 PM UTC
    #7
    Kroz's Ghost Houston
    I could tell if you put it in my ass
  8. 2024-04-05 at 3:38 PM UTC
    #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Guess

    Fat enough to make a tic tac laugh at its diminutive size
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. 2024-04-05 at 4:57 PM UTC
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    I can shove an entire pringles can up my ass
  10. 2024-04-05 at 5:02 PM UTC
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Iron Ree I can shove an entire pringles can up my ass

    Pics or fake news

    And until you can get a 32oz beer bottle up there...amateur
  11. 2024-04-05 at 5:17 PM UTC
    #11
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by infinityshock Pics or fake news

    And until you can get a 32oz beer bottle up there…amateur



    I'm a trained medical expert. just need the clear a few inches for the circumference of the bottle and it should slide in clean
  12. 2024-04-05 at 5:30 PM UTC
    #12
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Iron Ree

    I'm a trained medical expert. just need the clear a few inches for the circumference of the bottle and it should slide in clean

    I've posted pics if you need motivation
  13. 2024-04-05 at 5:31 PM UTC
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    Kroz's Ghost Houston
    I think I'm gonna stick with a highlighter
  14. 2024-04-05 at 5:34 PM UTC
    #14
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost I think I'm gonna stick with a highlighter

    Amateur
  15. 2024-04-05 at 5:51 PM UTC
    #15
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    I always have a baseline motivation to jam irregular objects inside of orifices. There's definitely something wrong with me.
  16. 2024-04-05 at 5:53 PM UTC
    #16
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost I think I'm gonna stick with a highlighter

    it's better if you use like 20 of them

  17. 2024-04-05 at 6:47 PM UTC
    #17
    Instigator Space Nigga
    If you stuck a viagra up your ass will it make it go HARDER?

    I MEAN FUXKING EXTRA HARD

    HARDER THAN EVER
  18. 2024-04-05 at 7:04 PM UTC
    #18
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
  19. 2024-04-05 at 7:13 PM UTC
    #19
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Iron Ree I always have a baseline motivation to jam irregular objects inside of orifices. There's definitely something wrong with me.

    It's a hobby
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