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2019-05-21 at 3:30 PM UTC in Lanny advocates paedophiles
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2019-05-21 at 3:12 PM UTC in CandyRein Has risir on full lock down...He’s definitely a boy... one day he might be a man..like my daddy
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2019-05-21 at 2:56 PM UTC in CandyRein Has risir on full lock down...That's my boy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-21 at 1:51 PM UTC in CandyRein Has risir on full lock down...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-21 at 12:22 PM UTC in Took My GF HikingYou can hear the Marlboro reds in her voice 👍🏻The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-21 at 10:05 AM UTC in Took My GF Hikingis that ur mom
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2019-05-20 at 11:48 PM UTC in Life is a Royal pain in the ass...
Originally posted by WellHung Folks I just want a 100% sure fire way to off myself in a quick painless fashion… Is that too much to ask? What's 100% effective?
Okay, in the interest of harm reduction (because a botched suicide can do a lot more harm than a successful one), I am going to take your question seriously and offer some things I have thought of when in a similar state of mind.
BUT FIRST, you have to listen to me tell you why you shouldn't proceed with what you're thinking of doing.
While I'm not one of those brainwashed morons who believe that suicide is ABSOLUTELY NEVER a reasonable thing to do, I do believe that it should be a last... and I mean ABSOLUTELY LAST... resort.
Have you tried escaping modern life to live in a Buddhist monastery? How about escaping to the wilderness to try to get in touch with your evolutionary roots?
I'm also going to assume you've tried seeking professional help - both psychiatry (i.e. the medication route) and psychotherapy (i.e. the "talking therapies" - CBT, group therapy, and so on and so forth).
I'm also going to assume you've tried some basic troubleshooting to determine the ultimate source of why you feel the way you do. There are tons of different things to explore here - is it a substance (ab)use issue? Is it a social life issue? Is it loneliness? Is it a physical health issue? Etc, etc, etc...
Now, assuming you've literally exhausted all of the above areas (and, honestly, I would wager that you have not - at least not every last conceivable thing)...
Some of the ways I have considered offing myself include:
1. Combining MULTIPLE extremely fatal poisons. I would also probably take a heavy dose of heroin and some benzos so that at least my last moments of life are somewhat enjoyable.
2. Buying TWO high caliber hand guns, and shooting myself in the head from two different sides. It greatly decreases the chances of surviving with debilitating head wounds.
3. Jumping from an incredibly high point.
And, by the way, this brings me to another point...
I read somewhere that 100% of Golden Gate Bridge suicide attempt survivors regretted the decision on the way down.
If you take anything from this post, take that little bit of "trivia".
When it comes to the topic of suicide, it has been one of the most paradigm shifting things for me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-20 at 9:18 PM UTC in WellhungThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-20 at 6:03 PM UTC in Anyone here have OCD?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-20 at 5:54 PM UTC in New Jersey millionaire to be sentenced for having sex with teen on autopiloted plane...He's now currently evading authorities.
Folks, he may just be in a motel near you! -
2019-05-20 at 5:48 PM UTC in New Jersey millionaire to be sentenced for having sex with teen on autopiloted plane...His mistake was not doing it over international airspace.
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2019-05-20 at 5:40 PM UTC in chinese do not give a fuck about africans"chinese do not give a fuck about africans"
Africans don't' give a fuck about Africans...they are always killing each other, their govs fuck their citizens, and they enslave each other too for digging up diamonds or fighting in their stupid little wars. Fuck em
Elephants and Rhinos don't like them either.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-20 at 4:03 PM UTC in New Jersey millionaire to be sentenced for having sex with teen on autopiloted plane...If he was smart,he woulda threw her from the plane after
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2019-05-20 at 4 PM UTC in New Jersey millionaire to be sentenced for having sex with teen on autopiloted plane...That's messed up, You really shouldn't just leave a plane on autopilot like that without someone behind the controls.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-20 at 3:07 PM UTC in I've been camping JuiceBox for at least five hoursThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-20 at 2:53 PM UTC in Anybody else want to beat, batter and rape don't tell 'em?
Originally posted by Jυicebox Funny thing about my whole thing is, my mom (supposedly) had an abortion, and immensely regretted it, then told me I'm lucky I happened to be one of the ones that made it every time I tried to tell her I no longer wished to live
I told her I wished it would've been me, and she didn't try that again
Post pics of your momThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-20 at 2:43 PM UTC in Anybody else want to beat, batter and rape don't tell 'em?I'd rather make sweet sweet love to her and then enjoy a lovely meal of Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-20 at 1:42 PM UTC in New Balance 996 Mujer RosaTamales.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-20 at 8:22 AM UTC in I want to fuck your girlfriendI get turned on at the thought of fucking other men's gf's.
Sorry, not sorry.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-20 at 7:32 AM UTC in The Smear Zone is an area around your ass hole where there is dried excrement...Is you splay your asshole as wide open as possible, even pulling your butt cheeks to either side with your hands, smearing can be minimised.
Losing weight helps a lot too.
Or even squatting.
Indians don't need toilet tissue so much as they are all really skinny and squat with a wide stance to poop.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!