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motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by WellHung
You gotta use a Web cam to participate? So I can't use my smartphone?
You can. There is an app available for Android and iOS. You can chat without activating your camera, but be warned: you might get banned after using the chat for awhile as a "random/unknown/noob" and not using your webcam. The entire point of the website is to use a camera.
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-SpectraL
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Originally posted by WellHung
It does work, troll. It's worked several times for me and my girlfriend. Come up with a better lie next time.
Hey, what happened to Mr. Nice Guy!
The only reason you got away with it is because LP didn't catch it. As soon as they do, you'll be getting a promise to appear and barred from the store for life.
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
It is a complete third-party website that has been in use by the main website of the time (totse, zoklet, now here). Basically, a bunch of lit bros get lit with each other and you can't be a faggot or toothless to join. I run it, queer.
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i hope you get raped to death in nigger prison like a faggot bitch that you are
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Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
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Unfortunately that little detail will get lost rather quickly. Bill Krozby is pretty good about telling stories and later redacting any information that makes him look bad or at fault.
Bet you if you looked at the post now it doesn't way what kind of snake it was anymore, and only a couple of us remember him saying it was a rat snake.
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Better idea: pimp out your shopping cart with spinning wheels, fuzzy dice and KICKER subwoofers that way everyone knows you be pushing REAAAAL WEEIGHT FAM
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Helladamnleet
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Originally posted by A College Professor
get black paint and cover the lines in the parking lot and sell their handicap signs on ebay to get money for the cockroaches
also buy an epic 1000 gallon aquarium and raise pirannas
Get a wire brush instead of black paint, it will be cheaper.
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Cook meth in there and then get it condemned for cooking meth. It's a few thousand dollars to clean it
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get black paint and cover the lines in the parking lot and sell their handicap signs on ebay to get money for the cockroaches
also buy an epic 1000 gallon aquarium and raise pirannas and koi fish and cat fish. you can cook the catfish and even sell it to the kitchen staff and then eat your own catfish they paid you for free at the buffet
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buy a box of cockroaches and let them out in the ceiling, sell their furniture and get a dank ass leather sectional
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Helladamnleet
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Not to burst your bubble, but I'm sure they have the resources to handle one room housing an asshole.
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You sir are a scholar and a gentleman
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get a bunch of space heaters and start bottling all that water in culligan jugs and reselling it
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
oh god the mental image is killin me,, flubber to flubber smackin back n forth like two wildin waterbeds
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2019-05-25 at 11:24 PM UTC
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man i got fucked up
hes a damsel in distress he needs you to save him and share your slampig
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Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
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Originally posted by WellHung
Exactly. This probably couldn't be done in a small or medium-sized town. But I live in the Chicago metro area… which is 10 million people. It's easy to blend in. You just can't do it too much… or you might draw suspicion.
Feel it. Sounds cool.
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and you're white so that must help
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2019-05-25 at 2:13 PM UTC
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WELLHUNG: THE DOCUMENTARY
this is something matchew and i have been discussing for a few months and it looks like it may finally come to fruition. i got my camera for taking videos and what's going to happen is i'm going to go fly out to the motel 6 where he is residing and he's going to show me around his life. first we start the day with some adderall and weed then we go on the motel tour, as mattchew uses his expert knowledge of motel freebies we go around drinking milkshakes and hitting on bitches in their 40's. after that we get on NIS to see what's going on with all the DH female's lives and talk some shit to them/hit on them. then we hit up the craigslist free section and go around to get free stuff and when we get there to pick it up we ask them if they can spare some gas money and collect that ca$h boy.
then we hit up the wendys with the money we made, hit on the 17 year old mexican chick with hairy arms at the register, eat 5 baconators each, then we get drunk and antagonize cheap hookers before going back to the hotel room, snorting more adderall and shitposting all night long
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Have fun Matt,
It’s gonna be a scorcher today in the Midwest! I’d love to go swimming today, but I’m at work. Now that my son is in his apartment, he has a big pool I can go swimming in, yay👙
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Originally posted by WellHung
Keeping all of my possessions in their assigned spot, at all times, for easy access.. and it helps prevent losing and misplacing things.
also because that makes moving in and out of different motels bimonthly really easy right?
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