Posts by esbity

1. 2018-07-08 at 12:19 AM UTC in Do you go out?
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   I went mountain biking today, got lost, got help from some friendly people, now Im smoking weed at my motel and deciding which brewery to drink/eat at, and then where to go.
2. 2018-07-06 at 3:02 PM UTC in Do you go out?
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I'm on a rolling cycle of going out and getting semi drunk on Tuesdays, very drunk on Fridays then spending Saturdays in a deep depression smoking weed. Sunday I go 'out' and buy shit.

   
   Sounds like the life.
3. 2018-07-06 at 2:59 PM UTC in Edward Snowden
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra just another cog

   
   Master cog.
4. 2018-07-06 at 4:39 AM UTC in How to make money
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Fake Slip Fall Lawsuit.
5. 2018-07-06 at 4:31 AM UTC in All You Single Lonely Guys
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Dont worry, she's out there. Right now, she's young, has a tight body, and wouldnt even notice you. You wouldn't have a chance with her as she's into all of the hot guys with money. But they dont want her, so they pass her around. She likely has a credit card and is out having the time of her life. She may be in college and has big plans.
   
   But don't worry. Once she fails out of college, defaults on her CC, and starts gaining weight and get s saggy, she'll find a guy like you that falls in love with her and provides for her.
6. 2018-07-06 at 4:23 AM UTC in Drunkcoding with Comrade Lanny
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Lamy rules.
7. 2018-07-06 at 4:22 AM UTC in How do you party today?
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Bar right now. Drinking driving earlier. Smoking weed all day. Fraud, theft, litter, and a couple of violations.
   
   Average day.
8. 2018-07-06 at 4:18 AM UTC in Edward Snowden
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Palantir is what you should fear.
9. 2018-07-06 at 4:07 AM UTC in What character from its always sunny would you be?
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Id be Mac's dad.
10. 2018-07-06 at 3:58 AM UTC in Littering And Lying
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    These are two tricks I do daily. They are both looked down on and considered worse than shoplifting, even though they are both legal. People do these everyday but they still consider them to be two of the worse things a person can do.
    
    Discuss.
11. 2018-07-06 at 3:51 AM UTC in Do you go out?
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Im at a bar again. Seems to be home. Frequenting them.
12. 2018-07-05 at 10 PM UTC in Beer Events
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Nah.

    
    Why not?
13. 2018-07-05 at 9:56 PM UTC in Beer Events
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Do you do them?
14. 2018-07-05 at 9:55 PM UTC in Do you go out?
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Lik
    
    

    Originally posted by ohfralala In what sense?
    
    Go outside? Go party?

    
    Like events.
15. 2018-07-05 at 9:50 PM UTC in Do you go out?
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Im trying to go out more.
    
    Do you do it?
16. 2018-07-05 at 12:52 AM UTC in Ticket registration system
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny I have no idea what you're talking about

    
    Yes you do.
17. 2018-07-05 at 12:51 AM UTC in 4
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by stare rape I got drunk as fuck last night, woke up hungover so I drank a bit more to get rid of the headache and overshot it, so I got drunk as fuck AGAIN, and now it's finally starting to wear off and I'm finally starting to feel better

    
    Lightweight. Time to drink son.
18. 2018-07-05 at 12:16 AM UTC in Shitposts: Validate my parking Sunday till Mars hoe!
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I think he spells his name with two m's.

    
    stfu. Quit trolling.
19. 2018-07-05 at 12:14 AM UTC in I'm going to a baseball game in an hour and I'm gonna yell a bunch
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    I think Ill go to a ball game this year...
20. 2018-07-05 at 12:05 AM UTC in Meth and Identity Theft
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Are they really related?
    
    I didn't do any meth in my 20's.