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  1. esbity African Astronaut
    https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/woman-cuts-cheating-husbands-penis-12838288

    A jealous wife hacked off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife after discovering his affairs.

    Karuna Sanusan, 24, told police she waited until husband Siripan, 40, had fallen asleep then aroused him - before slashing his organ with the 12-inch long carving knife.

    The scorned wife then hurled the detached penis out of the bedroom window to prevent it from being found easily while Siripan was left in a bloodbath.

    Neighbours heard the husband's howls of pain and called police who arrived at 6.20am today at their home in Si Racha, Thailand.

    They scooped up the severed penis and put it in an ice box for surgeons to try to re-attach but medics said that it would be impossible.

    Siripan was rushed to the nearby Samitivej Sriracha Hospital while Karuna was arrested and held in custody over the attack.

    The wife, originally from Cambodia, was videoed by reporters sitting calmly as she was interviewed by police.

    She told officers that she had recently discovered her husband had been seeing different women and hatched the revenge plot to cut off his penis.

    She said: "Me and my husband work together selling organic vegetables at a stall.

    "Before this happened I became suspicious he was having an affair. I always saw him flirting with a lot of girls and I had an idea of what he was doing.

    "Then I found out that he was secretly going with other women. This made me very angry. I was full of anger and couldn't relax. I was so angry inside.

    "I planned to do this. I aroused him in the morning while he was absent-minded, then used the knife to cut off his penis. I threw it out of the window."

    Police Colonel Somkid Boonlert, the deputy head of Sriracha Police Station, said that officers had received an emergency call about a man's penis being cut off with a knife.

    They arrested the wife and she is being held at the station for legal processing.

    Colonel Boonlert added: "Police arrived along with rescue staff and found the man severely injured.

    "From the initial investigation it was discovered that the husband and wife had a career together selling vegetables.

    "She had an idea that he was seeing other women and she took revenge.

    "The man had lost a lot of blood. He is now under close medical supervision. He will never be able to use his penis in the same way again.

    "Doctors said the cells in the penis are dead as it had been out of his body for too long. He will be disabled for the rest of his life.

    "Police officers have detained Miss Karuna for legal action and she is being prevented from seeing her husband."
  2. esbity African Astronaut
    Or you could just cut his penis off.
  3. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AFJ A coworker and I randomly started talking about TOR after we heard someone mention it.
    I asked him what he uses (programs), but instead he pulls out his phone and says this is what I use, when I want to surf TOR or add some extra privacy.
    In terms of programs he had Orbot & tor browser.


    My question is…
    Isn’t it rather ill-advised to surf TOR on your smartphone or tablet?

    Is TOR even that popular anymore?
  4. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by joerell Important Lanny Update.

    Lanny was recently in Vegas and won a considerable amount of money at one of the local casinos. He dumped the jedi broad, rented a Limo and travelld to an unknown location with 3 hot fat latinas. Because of the heavy drinking last night he couldn't exactly tell me where he is now..but everyone there speaks Spanish and they keep congatulating him about his marriage to Rosa. Rosa's father is very happy…it will save him $75,600 on food every year.

    More news as it comes in.

    Shit Lamy, congrats.
  5. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho What do you do to your enemies?

    Cut the penis off.
  6. esbity African Astronaut
    Shit. Way to go Lamy.

    Skydiving is fun.

    Put a finger in her butt for me.
  7. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Do you believe what they would say?

    I believe Im a product of my environment.
  8. esbity African Astronaut
    You're all doing it wrong.

    -Jackets, Sweatshirts, Fleeces
    I wait until new designs come out, buy the new ones, place the tags on the old ones, ans then return.

    -Jeans, Shorts
    Same as above except I wait until the jeans are slightly wrinkly. Shorts are every spring.

    -Socks, Underwear, Wallets, and Belts
    Shoplift.
  9. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla from being insecure

    Look what the world has made on me. Look at the effects on society.
  10. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny How do you know my dick wasn't out that whole time?

    We thought it was just a pubic hair.
  11. esbity African Astronaut
    So hypothetically, a person could get an oz of coke and several grams of heroin, bag it all up in small bags, place it all in a little travel bag, along with a scale, and a stolen gun.

    A person could take a picture of their friend and plqce it on a fake id, and have the name on the fake id match a prepaid debit card that was taken taken out using stole PI. This could also be placed in the travel bag along with some stolen mail.

    This travel bag would be placed in the friends vehicle secretly the night before the friend drivesto work. Stolen license plates would be place on the friends vehicle.

    Then, as the friend leaves for work, call the police and report his vehicle as cutting threw lanes and flashing a gun. Using multiple burner phones will have the police on him/her fast.

    Imagine the charges and the look on his face.

    Distribution of Cocaine
    Distribution of Heroin
    Possession of a stolen gun
    Identity Theft
    Possession of a forged instrument
    Mail Theft
    Possession of stole. plates

    lol
  12. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla op is so edgy

    fu

    Im suffering here.
  13. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie This doesn't sound like a solution at all I need a final solution to the boredom question

    Could it possibly be that you're burnt out and need a break?

    I take a good break from programming in the summer months, usually. I code when I can but Im usually to busy with going out. I save programming for the rain, which I get lots of.
  14. esbity African Astronaut
    You may need to do it sometime in the future, so why not discuss it now? Maybe just to avoid those transit cameras that read plate numbers, or to place on a stolen vehicle with the same make/model/color, whatever the reason, I dont think it would be that difficult.

    I think 12 gauge sheet metal would work. The paint may need to be custom made. The tag could easily be printed out.

    Oh yeah, Im referring to cheap low quality forgery that wouldn't likely be inspected closely.

    Can police officers detect forged tags/plates from their police vehicles?
  15. esbity African Astronaut
    Lamy always respondes to me promptly. He's a good guy.
  16. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Do you really have ASPD?

    Thats what they would say.
  17. esbity African Astronaut
    The background story would be of my life and all of the things I feel natural doing and the harm thats cause by those actions.

    Basically getting older and still costing.

    The hardship of a sociopath.
  18. esbity African Astronaut
    Realky?! You'll give me money?
  19. esbity African Astronaut
    Ive cheated in every long-term relationship and Ive been with married women.

    I also hack into ex's accounts and found out they are cum sluts(but I already knew that).

    Ive also stalked, but not like following around everywhere, just spying.

    That's all for now.
  20. esbity African Astronaut
    I suffer from an incurable condition called Anti-social Personality Disorder. I want some money due to my hardships I face in life, due to my condition.

    Would people pay me?
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