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2018-11-28 at 10:52 PM UTC in CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY ; CLAIM YOUR PRESENT[S] HERE.
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2018-11-28 at 10:44 PM UTC in Idiotic Cookie Warnings
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2018-11-28 at 10:37 PM UTC in A gift in sheeps clothing is the ultimate disgrace...People push me to do it. Blame them.
I'm just a product of my environment. -
2018-11-28 at 8:45 PM UTC in Idiotic Cookie WarningsI thought I was in Half Baked and you were talking about the warnings they have on the edible cookies. Those big warnings are needed though. Every once in a while I do too much and I end up passing out in a pool of my own sweat. I always wake up feeling like a different person.
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2018-11-28 at 8:36 PM UTC in A gift in sheeps clothing is the ultimate disgrace...
Originally posted by gadzooks Wtf?
First off, why do you key people's cars?
I'll never get that kind of behavior.
It is the very definition of antisocial.
You get ZERO gain from keying someone's car, yet you do them hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars of damage.
So to sum up: Fuck you.
It's to switch up the joke, so its on them. People hating on me so much and laughing that I have no friends and family on xmas, and laughing because they think I get no xmas presents. But the jokes really on them. They deserve it. -
2018-11-28 at 3:48 AM UTC in GratitudeIve never understood how so many people that try so hard in life and actually go to college, end up as broke as shit and in bad heath.
Then there is those of us that dont try hard, lie, cheat, and steal, and we are in good health, happy, content with no big regrets, have funds and no debt. -
2018-11-28 at 3:44 AM UTC in A gift in sheeps clothing is the ultimate disgrace...I didn't mean to piss anyone off.
I was just making an observation about my family's(of one) holiday tradition. Plus, Ive been doing this for years so there's no need to get all your panties in a wad over it now. -
2018-11-28 at 1:44 AM UTC in A gift in sheeps clothing is the ultimate disgrace...Wrapped up like a gift from god, exploding in your face.
I find it peculiar how no one likes me and thinks it funny that I have no friends amd family and they laugh thinking that I get no presents for x-mas. But I usually get $10k or so in freebies every xmas and I key people's cars. lol. That one guy thats keys people's car is actually getting a bunch of presents. Jokes on society as usual. -
2018-11-28 at 1:40 AM UTC in Running a Business Like an Asshole
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2018-11-27 at 8:45 PM UTC in Socializing
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2018-11-27 at 8:44 PM UTC in BOYS!!!! I need your detective work, I may have got a girl pregnant
Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol pregnant chicks are the bane of society, this girl I was seeing in october fucked a 17 year old kid when she was 30 while she was also fucking several other guys and then cant wrap her mind around why the guy wants nothing to do with her and has 2 other kids with two other women.
She told me I can cum in her and get married to her and her dad will give me money and kept bragging about her 8 an hour job where she works with teenagers at a theater. I crammed some spermacide in that shit. She told me that I was teaching her kid how to be bad even she literally had "anger managment for single mothers" app on her phone. lol
she told me that her 4 year old and I were gang up on her (lol whut?) she crushed up baby melatonin and put it in a baby bottle and her kid asked her if that was medicine and she said no. I said jokingly "you're like the worst mother ever" and she broke down in tears and ran to her bed crying, it was a disaster of the highest order.
I accidently hit her up on okstupid the other day because the picture didn't look like her at all and I immediately blocked her ahahahahaha
*runs away*
Do you ever question why you associate with someone like this? -
2018-11-27 at 8:39 PM UTC in Running a Business Like an AssholeStarting a business and keeping it afloat, how difficult?
Committing crimes that benefit that business and soaring, how difficult?
Think Crazy Eddie style. -
2018-11-27 at 2:06 AM UTC in SocializingSomeone's car gets keyed tonight.
What a curse to have upon us... -
2018-11-27 at 1:46 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?You'll a scall that can weigh millograms accurately.
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2018-11-27 at 1:44 AM UTC in 10 arguments for deleting your social media accountsI gave up social media at MySpace.
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2018-11-27 at 1:40 AM UTC in visions of the building shiftingSeems fine to me.
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2018-11-27 at 1:39 AM UTC in SocializingI only like God.
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2018-11-27 at 1:38 AM UTC in I want a cheap computer for the purpose of coding
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2018-11-26 at 8:45 PM UTC in I want a cheap computer for the purpose of coding
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2018-11-26 at 8:44 PM UTC in Buying/owning a personWhat is the cost for a person these days?
