Posts by esbity

1. 2018-12-04 at 1:14 AM UTC in Do you have your bed against a wall?
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   I try not to sleep.
2. 2018-12-04 at 1:11 AM UTC in US Bank
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   The minimum to avoid fees is usually only like $1k.
3. 2018-12-03 at 8:41 PM UTC in Out Of The Corner Of Your Eyes
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by gadzooks If your dopamine machine isn't running clean, you best see a shrink before you commit acts obscene.

   
   If your dopamine levels are in pain, pounce on society for a regain.
4. 2018-12-01 at 1:11 AM UTC in I hate PMs
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   I wouldn't enjoy PMS either. All that disgusting discharge and the smell...gross.
   
   Good thing I have a penis and give UTI instead.
5. 2018-12-01 at 1:07 AM UTC in Are you a registered sex offender?
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   I'm not.
6. 2018-12-01 at 1:06 AM UTC in Out Of The Corner Of Your Eyes
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by gadzooks Or, and this really would be more in character for you, are you implying that you don't want to have to see fat and/or ugly people, and are formulating strategies to enable you to reduce how many you see?

   
   Yes. It throws off my dopamine levels and leaves me thriving for more.
7. 2018-11-30 at 10:58 PM UTC in Out Of The Corner Of Your Eyes
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Im going to try to make it more of a habit to not look at fat people. The problem is that I still have to see ugly people. I can kind of tell if their blur from indirect corner of my eye is large.
   
   Or should I just look directly at thinner blurs and avoid the fatter ones? The problem with looking at the thinner one's is that they may be ugly.
8. 2018-11-30 at 10:51 PM UTC in I am not going anywhere!
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by gadzooks WHY do you have to advertise your antisocial tendencies in like EVERY. DAMN. THREAD?
   
   I'm not kidding, seek help.
   
   I'm concerned about you.

   
   Because I like being myself. It feels good.
   
   No need to hide here.
9. 2018-11-30 at 10:42 PM UTC in SpectraL is literally the dumbest fucking person on this website
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   At least he doesn't key people's cars amongst other things.
10. 2018-11-30 at 8:41 PM UTC in Learning to Code Resources
    

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    Tizag.com
11. 2018-11-30 at 8:39 PM UTC in How would you handle stinky Pete.
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc I dunno man, some people can pen an ink so bad you can't ever get nose blinded to them. You gotta really reek to be that bad tho. Usually only the seriously homeless junkies and/or mentally ill ever get that bad, basically only the people who truly don't give a single fuck about themselves.
    
    
    
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    People like this should be fed through a wood chipper.
12. 2018-11-30 at 8:35 PM UTC in Lanny wants to be a Street Fighter?
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ok, well, how do we get fat Lanny weighed? Do we leave a trail of full vodka glasses leading over and across a bathroom scale?

    
    Well everyone is saying he's fat...
    
    A picture will do.
13. 2018-11-30 at 1:05 AM UTC in Lanny wants to be a Street Fighter?
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Lamy isnt fat. Not yet at least.
    
    Or is he?
14. 2018-11-30 at 1:03 AM UTC in How would you handle stinky Pete.
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Treat him how he wants to be treated. As a fat stinky dumb shit.
    
    Or give him some soap and deodorant for xmas.
15. 2018-11-29 at 11 PM UTC in I enjoy irrigating women that reject my romantic advances...
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    'Irrigate' is something you'd do while waterboarding a friend.
16. 2018-11-29 at 10:56 PM UTC in Not all races are created equal
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Are psychopath's a race, or a species?
    
    I'd like to know my place in the world.
17. 2018-11-29 at 10:51 PM UTC in Not all races are created equal
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Racist.
18. 2018-11-29 at 10:48 PM UTC in Proxy Person
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    What type of person am I if I take any shit that I'm handed, and I shit it back onto others?
    
    This process results in me not taking any shit, since it's passed on.
    
    For instance, my co-workers try to fuck with me by doing this stupid little thing where they look down at the ground when they walk by me. I respond by taking this little scissor tool I have, and slidding it along people's vehicles, leaving them a nice line on their vehicle.
    
    I'm not the bad guy though, right?
    
    I mean, they are causing all of this. They are the ones that arr ultimately causing all of these people's car to get scratched.
    
    I'm just a proxy. Moving shit from them to others. Its a dirty job, but I'm left to do it and I'm almost certain it's what God wants me to do.
    
    What a world.
19. 2018-11-29 at 8:31 PM UTC in 10 arguments for deleting your social media accounts
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Always have alts, ALWAYS! So like when you apply for a job you give them the alt to your fuckbook. They think you love jesus and shit.

    
    Wish I had one.
20. 2018-11-29 at 2:13 AM UTC in A gift in sheeps clothing is the ultimate disgrace...
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Keying cars is so minor though. Misdemeanor. At least Im not planning out murders, watching and reading murder documentations and forensics documents to prolong the spree.
    
    You'd really have to be a real psychopath to have that mindset.