Posts by esbity

1. 2018-12-07 at 10:48 PM UTC in Are there any bitcoin apps where you can trade for free?
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   All of these cryptocurrencys have too many fees.
2. 2018-12-07 at 8:45 PM UTC in Some People's Brodmann Area 11
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Some people seem to have a misfunctioning Brodmann Area 11 and it's becoming a serious problem for society. If people were more like me, they'd be healthy and content all around without up and downs and strange mood swings.
   
   These types are turning to doctors that profit from handing out different types of pills(I'd collect on this as well if I were a doctor) that really just damage their Brodmann Area 11 even more.
   
   We have a 'class' of people that are in a degenerative cycle that aren't contributing to society.
3. 2018-12-05 at 10:55 PM UTC in Are you good at job interviews?
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ajax They probably have been termed from most of their jobs because they are unqualified for the jobs they get and do shitty work.

   
   Yeah, of course. But maybe they just get burnt out and want UI.
4. 2018-12-05 at 8:45 PM UTC in what am i supposed to do with my ass hair
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Dont trim your ass hair, chicks dig it.
5. 2018-12-05 at 8:43 PM UTC in Out Of The Corner Of Your Eyes
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian I always stare at fat people. I look them up and down with disgust. If they see me doing it, I look them in the eye, too. My eyes literally shoot sparks as I drill them with a disgusted/ angry stare.

   
   I'm going to try it.
6. 2018-12-05 at 8:41 PM UTC in Are you good at job interviews?
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ajax This, minus the lying. Have a handful of stories ready that you can apply to a variety of questions.
   
   Focus on accomplishments and results more so than what your previous jobs were. You can mention a summary of what you did, but focus more on what you got done and how you did it.
   
   Look up the STAR method for behavioral interviewing. STAR stands for Situation, Task, Action, and Result. Thinking like that will help you out.

   
   What if someone has to lie though?
   
   Lets say they have been termed from most of their jobs, don't try hard at any, and have never had any professional achievements. This person's best chance at getting hired is going to be to lie.
   
   Strange to think of all of the jobs I've obtained over those that actually deserve the job and needed the job more. Guess that's how it goes though.
7. 2018-12-05 at 1:13 AM UTC in Are you good at job interviews?
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Learn to lie well. Make sure to have a story for every job that explains how good of an employee you are and how you planned your departure from the employer. Never admit to being fired. Give stories of your professionalism based on what you've seen from other coworkers. Make sure to add in achievements like Emplpyee Of The Month and various safety awards.
   
   Look them in the eye during all of this and believe and live what you're telling them.
8. 2018-12-04 at 10:58 PM UTC in Is everyone enjoying my double, triple, and quadruple posting?
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   So what do I call the guy at the truck stop that wears a skirt?
9. 2018-12-04 at 10:52 PM UTC in I feel like a fatass
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   I feel fat too. Im like 156-158 lbs at 5'11".
   
   Diet time.
10. 2018-12-04 at 10:50 PM UTC in I've read bout 10 pages of tne bible.
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah, read that whole fucking bitch… It'd actually be an interesting (fictional) story, it it wasn't so poorly written by 40 different people.

    
    And if it were shorter.
11. 2018-12-04 at 10:47 PM UTC in You think I smoke too much, I think your friends all suck
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Subscribed.
12. 2018-12-04 at 10:44 PM UTC in Out Of The Corner Of Your Eyes
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Zanick just try not to look at anybody and you'll be fine

    
    Yeah, I do.
13. 2018-12-04 at 10:42 PM UTC in Is everyone enjoying my double, triple, and quadruple posting?
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    I for one, haven't noticed.
14. 2018-12-04 at 10:39 PM UTC in Out Of The Corner Of Your Eyes
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Gayesian Priors No chinks allowed in this thread

    
    If your dopamine levels are dead, let a chink into the thread.
15. 2018-12-04 at 10:38 PM UTC in "Fancy Bear", where are you?
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Necro-bumping AND post flooding. I'm impressed.
    
    *posting in a cupo 99-year ban thread*

    
    Might be a bot.
16. 2018-12-04 at 10:36 PM UTC in Out Of The Corner Of Your Eyes
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    If your dopamine levels are critical, key somebody's vehicle.
17. 2018-12-04 at 8:48 PM UTC in darknet giftcards
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, truth is most CC companies don't give a fuck and don't pursue…the losses are built into their business plan.

    
    Can anyone verify though..?
18. 2018-12-04 at 8:47 PM UTC in darknet giftcards
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc I remember seeing these for sale on silkroad and every other feedback was saying theirs never worked and calling it a scam. Yet there were plenty saying it was good tho and thanking the seller.

    
    Fake reviews to prop the rep of the seller. My friend did this back when he used to rip on Amazon in other people's names. Build up an account that looks good, time out a bunch of no-shipment orders, stall the buyers, withdrawal funds, destroy evidence.
19. 2018-12-04 at 8:42 PM UTC in darknet giftcards
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Possession Of Stolen Property
    
    If they are bought fraudulently, and you bought them, you better have a good alibi with evidence to back that you bought them. Your attorney will like this.
    
    How likely will the gift cards be deactivated though?
    
    Do they really even investigate that far?
    
    What if someone uses the CC info to buy a Vanilla Visa, and then uses that to buy a gift card for Red Lobster? Will the Red Lobster gift card be tracked down and deactivated?
20. 2018-12-04 at 1:38 AM UTC in No Religious Forum? Anyone Catholic
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Atheist and Christian and Proud.