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Posts That Were Thanked by Technologist

  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Technologist Any more with seizures you’re just supposed to lay them on their side, move/remove anything that may cause them harm, and let ‘em go at it.

    I broke a finger trying to help a person having a seizure. He was on my xray table, and he was banging his head on the table. I was afraid he was gonna crack his skull. I went to put a rolled up towel under his head, he slammed it down again, on my fucking finger!

    What a dick! I hope you gave him 200 times the allowed amount of X-Rays afterward to get revenge.
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  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Technologist Yes we know what a great parent a lush makes.

    i learned to close one eye when drunk driving that way instead of four road lines you only see two
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  4. stronger than trucks

    stronger than lions

    stronger than cancer


    it's rhino vs the world and the world is losing
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  5. gore your ass like a rhino

    rare breed like a rhino

    tough as hell like a rhino


    In the history of mankind, nobody has ever messed with a rhino and won


    you know why?


































































































































    rhino don't fuck around
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  6. I vote for Technologist my greatest supporter. Tremendous woman, the best. She and I are committed to Making America Great Again.
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  7. Originally posted by Technologist 🤮🤮

    Bulimia is tremendous. Great stuff. Soon you will be skinny enough to take a spin on the magic mushroom. MAGA
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  8. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I vote for Hilly Clinton.
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  9. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    2019: The year women sucked so bad that men were better women.

    Add another vote for hts, please.
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  10. blaster master victim of incest
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  11. blaster master victim of incest
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  12. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by blaster master Male, but he's mating with a female.

    Oh! Well he needs to put his penis in her muffin.
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  13. use miracle grow
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  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Dude gets shotgunned pointblack in the chest and then one minute later hops up and he's fine. Sounds legit.

    Does all your knowledge of weapons come from movies?

    1) Theres a bagillion different combos of shot shell and barrel length has a lot to do with it. He probably had to seriously shorten the barrel to out it under his coat, which means if he was using any kind of pellet ammo instead of buck, a lot of it is going to be stopped by the sternum.

    2) unless you shoot someone in the head, they stay alive for anywhere between a few seconds to hours. The movies where you drop like a sack of potatoes isnt right. You adrenaline dump. The vessels in your extremities constrict. You jump up and try to get away, and its not usually until it wears off that you start feeling pain. a HUGE number of gunfights where theres not CNS damage only end when the person has leaked out so much blood that their body just stops working.

    So its completely reasonable that someone would get up after being shot.
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  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace "i quit often"

    Then you haven't really quit now have you?

    I quit every time I have a hangover - beat that
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  16. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL More like shut your lying, commie mouth.

    Na bro I'm scared of the reptilian god people that visit your canadian bacon log cabin during trapping season.
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  17. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Don't let em sully the good name of the father, Iam. COME ON MAN TEACH THEM
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  18. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe

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  19. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Also word of the day:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odium_theologicum
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  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CASPER Extensions, nigga

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