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I have two days left of alcoholism

  1. #1
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Today and tomorrow

    Starting new years i'm going sober

    What should I drink tonight in celebration?
    I was thinking of getting a bottle of whiskey since it's potent and it was the first type of liquor I ever got drunk on.
    Beer is so typical and boring.
    I want something different.

    Should I get vodka and mix,it with onions and olives

    I want to go all out

    Literally a decade of alcoholism is coming to a close I want to end it with an epic closure
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Bleach.đź‘Ť
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    G African Astronaut
    lol how many x have you posted this thread ?!
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by G lol how many x have you posted this thread ?!

    No one ever breaks their new years resolution tho
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    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country No one ever breaks their new years resolution tho

    Yeah this is a rock solid plan. Drink up hikki! Enjoy it while it lasts
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    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country No one ever breaks their new years resolution tho

    Pretty sure he resolves to do this more often than once per year was the point.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Alcohol is a shit drug, it's good you're kicking it. Get Vodka, it's the only drink i could drink myself to death with due to the fact it has nothing more than alcohol and water. Beer, and sugary shit just makes me vomit beyond a certain point. Not Vodka.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I notice we haven't seen a "I'm going to become the greatest X in the world" threads recently.
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    Originally posted by G Pretty sure he resolves to do this more often than once per year was the point.

    Nah he's never done this before. I believe in him. Come 2020, he will never drink again. You're just mad because you still drink you pussy! Why can't you quit like a real man?
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    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I notice we haven't seen a "I'm going to become the greatest X in the world" threads recently.

    Thats because he already became the greatest
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    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nah he's never done this before. I believe in him. Come 2020, he will never drink again. You're just mad because you still drink you pussy! Why can't you quit like a real man?

    I quit often you gnome, this final phase takes place when I leave for a new job. Nothing wrong w/ falling off the wagon for the holidays. You miserable basket cases may say otherwise lol.
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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm serious
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I notice we haven't seen a "I'm going to become the greatest X in the world" threads recently.

    Yume-chan isn't a dummy if he directed his attention at gitting gud at something i'm sure he'd manage. But you gotta commit.
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    Originally posted by G I quit often you gnome, this final phase takes place when I leave for a new job. Nothing wrong w/ falling off the wagon for the holidays. You miserable basket cases may say otherwise lol.

    "i quit often"

    Then you haven't really quit now have you?
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace "i quit often"

    Then you haven't really quit now have you?

    I quit every time I have a hangover - beat that
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    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace "i quit often"

    Then you haven't really quit now have you?

    Yes I quit until the end of the year. The trickle down method is the best method, but one must address the underlying reason for drinking. Now I drink to celebrate, not to self medicate therefore it's not a dominant element in my life any more.
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I quit every time I have a hangover - beat that

    I quit about 4 times a year. That’s how often I drink. Beat that

    Hiki, if you can do it, you’re a strong person. I shocked myself by quitting smoking, didn’t think I could, but I’ve done it. Draw on your inner strength. It would be a great thing for your mental health to quit!
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    Octavian motherfucker
    OP is a weak Incel Jedi and will never quit. Me, Sudo & Casper have quit more than just alcohol so suck a dick faggit'.
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    G African Astronaut
    Drink Bacardi 151 or Everclear go out w/ a bang.
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    Originally posted by G Yes I quit until the end of the year. The trickle down method is the best method, but one must address the underlying reason for drinking. Now I drink to celebrate, not to self medicate therefore it's not a dominant element in my life any more.

    Lol you're delusional.

    Doesn't matter why you drink. You're an extremely fat shit and probably like 400lbs so you obviously gotta quit more than alcohol anyway

    Just lookin out for your health boo
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