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2019-12-24 at 11:55 AM UTC in Made Some Mother Fucking SconesWhere’s your gun?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-23 at 5:52 PM UTC in Hey Technologist and Candy Reignhere is a picture of me with the entire german olympic swimming team after I got done working on the large hadron collider
look at the size of those tits!
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2019-12-23 at 4:41 AM UTC in Nice ass threadPedophiles not welcome.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-21 at 8:50 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by CASPER I’m redeeming a story for additional lolcats.
I once knew this nigger named G who was an absolute nigger like a gigantic nigger.
His mom was a super diversity black neighborhood council mucketymuck and she had a ton of money and they lived 8n Baldwin Hills.
G was just an absolute garbage person mostly bc he knew his mom would bail him out.
He went to Beverly Hills high, and as the token black kid, started his own crip “set” entitled Beverly Hills Baby Gangster Crips. I once had the pleasure of witnessing one of his friends tell him during a gun deal that he needed to stop running his mouth about shit “on neighborhood”, bc he wasn’t a fucking crip, he was driving his moms car, and we had just returned from his college tutoring session.
Anyway G is a huuuuuuuge dumpster fire. Just as a handful of quick examples, he made his Mexican gf give him head in a crowded restaurant full of people while he smoked a foil of heroin, and then proceeded to urinate beer piss all over every seat in the back row of INDIANA JONES AND THE K8NGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL which he procla8med to be “white people shit”. He was probably right. He also had some of the worst hygiene I’ve ever seen in my life. He smelled like constant BO despite wearing $1500 outfits. He reached in his pants to scratch his balls constantly and always wanted to hit your blunt. He threw up multiple times a day. Just nasty nasty fucking dude.
Anyway I get a call fro his gf one night and she’s frantic and needs me there. Not wanting to lose one of my best customers, I head over.
I get there and she answers the door with a bloody mouth. I walk inside and he’s at the kitchen sink, eyes closed drooling, eating a piece of fried kpchicken with one hand and lazily masturbating with the other. They got in a fight when she wouldn’t give him the last of her heroin, so he then took the heroin, did the rest of the cocaine, took some ambien, and then 8 expired sample packs of Zyprexa that he had for some strange reason. So now he’s sleepwalking, completely unconscious! Eating chicken and jerking off.For years I had a whole drawer full of 2007 zyprexa covered I black char melted balloons and baking soda, bc steph asked me to take all the stuff that night.
But yeah. Way to be a stereotype bro.
I got you. Good story. Thanks.
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2019-12-21 at 6:52 AM UTC in President Pence
Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^retard
Thank you for posting in my thread.
You have earned a fona-fable.
There once was a spic named Bill Krozby.
He really enjoyed breaking laws.
His life seemed great
but his head was irate.
In his mind he wore a cape.
In reality he was guilty of rape.
Claims he can cook.
I think he's just a crook.
Anyways,
Im just making Rally's Fries in my air fryer.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-21 at 5:05 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Sudo I'm averaging 300mg of rso in edibles a day for the last week or 2. Usually only smoke maybe 2 joints and no cigarettes so I'm basically the healthiest I've ever been in my life. I eat arabic food and drink vitamin water just about every day
I'm so glad I'm not in jail rn. 15 people on the day room I would be going to were just charged with conspiracy to commit murder (of someone I know and dislike) and if I was there I know I would be obliged to partake. I'm so sick of wasting time, I feel if I make it til march I'll make it til June and if I make it through June I'm good until september. It's a daily struggle but not drinking is the biggest thing for me rn. Two friends of mine I've both known 13-15 years are playing on the same bill tonight and invited me to come and I'm so glad I ditched (after of course saying I would try to make it) to spend my time reading, listening to music and facetiming a friend of mine in another country.
Thank all you guys for being here and thus helping me these last 8 months. Every person that has contributed to this website, even one shitpost has helped shape it and thus my choices for the last little bit. Muah
Your struggle helps me. After all those years fucked up/ hungover etc. I'm just ready to be normal. I honestly don't see the pleasure in it all now. Saving money, being more sociable with like minded people, learning new things,fuck, even having the patience to read again is a blessing. I can be a cunt to some users on here but it's to be taken with a pinch of salt.
That is ofcourse you are not a sex offender, otherwise I hope you fucking die of cancer.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-20 at 6:21 PM UTC in Stock Market ThreadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-20 at 6:06 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Technologist I didn’t know that one for almost the whole first year I was here.
It’s cough syrup with dextromethorphan in it. Guess it gives a person a cheap buzz!
Funny side note. My son has a cold with a bad cough and I gave him a pill with the dmt in it yesterday. Just thought about it. It was used for what it is intended for obviously. Just a coincidence!
hey i have a cold tooThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-20 at 10:59 AM UTC in CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY ; CLAIM YOUR PRESENT[S] HERE.unlike santa I do cum more than once a yearThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-20 at 10:19 AM UTC in Check out my new plasma screen tv.am i ever glad i came to see what was goin on in this thread lmaoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-20 at 10:07 AM UTC in Meet my new neighbor who likes to rape little kids.Denver Bronco logo tatt, neck tatt, fucks little kids, roommate with a 50 something year old rapist.
But I bet his mom is proud of the cross with "mom" tatt.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-20 at 8:29 AM UTC in Ok, I’m gonna spill the beans....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-20 at 8:20 AM UTC in Hey Hydro, will you grant me one wish?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-20 at 8:13 AM UTC in Hey Hydro, will you grant me one wish?Arnold is lashing out
GET OUT OF THE WAY FOLXThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-20 at 8:07 AM UTC in Ok, I’m gonna spill the beans....
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal You care so much about your son that you're spending all this time to argue with an autist you don't even know rather than connecting with your family during your last moments
Does it scare you that some day you'll be techno's age, penniless, homeless, and still trying to spend all day playing weebish PS2 games?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-20 at 7:42 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕^ this is the setup for a boob jokeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-20 at 7:34 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-20 at 6:15 AM UTC in Ok, I’m gonna spill the beans....
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I didn't even read your boring rant
And btw there is more to my life than what I post here.
If I told you my best moments you people would scratch your heads and the only thing you could say is "you're mentally ill!".
I live completely disconnected from the paradigm you people assume is humanity.
There is so much to existence you will never have any concept of.
masturbating doesn't countThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-20 at 5:25 AM UTC in Have you ever wondered what happened to Amanda Bynes?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-20 at 4:05 AM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
Originally posted by Technologist It’s cute that you talk just like trump.
He’s not mad at all…….nooooo. He just put out 100s of tweets over the last week. Yesterday was a doosey, busted out an all caps lock tweet,
Ya’ll can say that it’s no big deal. Do you not get it? No pres that was impeached, was ever removed from office, but they’ve sure gone down on the history books as impeached presidents, as will trump.
He will forever have an asterisk*************
Get used to it. Poor victim trump. I really feel bad for him
So when Trump wins re-election on 2020 than what?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
