Posts by Archer513

1. 2019-12-05 at 4:26 PM UTC in I just broke my vape pen.
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   The old douche flute
2. 2019-12-04 at 8:54 PM UTC in Are you racist? Yes or no
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Yes
   
   
   *also: -all the ‘ists’
3. 2019-12-04 at 5:40 PM UTC in Party politics (Left/right, democrat/republican, etc.) is a mind trap
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Well,no shit.
4. 2019-11-27 at 8:51 PM UTC in Female stand up comics are not funny. not.funny.
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   They’re annoying. Especially when they try to act like dudes and talk about getting banged and sucking dick all the time.
   
   Plus,a lot of them are getting too hot. Just get naked and keep your stupid jokes to yourself.
5. 2019-11-27 at 8 PM UTC in Okay so I actually do have a date tonight
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Thirsty mother fucker aren't you?

   
   It seems my reverse psychology method is not match for the lovely and willey dontellem
6. 2019-11-27 at 7:44 PM UTC in Okay so I actually do have a date tonight
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm LOL it's prolly ur daughter she has ur features..ya fat faced, uglier, older version Tom selleck 😉

   
   Why ya being mean? It was a legit question.
   I got the answer. Now post these fine pics baby. 😍
7. 2019-11-27 at 7:40 PM UTC in Okay so I actually do have a date tonight
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Cmon now. I need a good pre-turkey wank 😉
8. 2019-11-27 at 7:38 PM UTC in Okay so I actually do have a date tonight
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Send them to me. I wanna see what’s doin. Add a cpl of yourself 👍🏻
9. 2019-11-27 at 7:34 PM UTC in Okay so I actually do have a date tonight
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Is that dontellem?
10. 2019-11-27 at 7:21 PM UTC in Radical leftist nearly machete-executes cop before being gunned down
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Probably didn’t hit dude with the lil 9mm
    
    Ran like a bitch
    
    A cpl .45 acp to the chest and head. No excuses for not dropping that dude.
11. 2019-11-27 at 5:48 PM UTC in What Are You Turkeys Doing Tomorrow?
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Turkey is in the brine.
    
    Pull it out in the morning and stick it in the smoker. A few hrs of smoke,inject it and finish it in the oven.
    
    About 20 family members coming over.
    
    Eat,football,beer,rinse,repeat.
    
    👍🏻
12. 2019-11-27 at 5:42 PM UTC in This is why I say older women are users
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Op needs a woman named lithium...
13. 2019-11-27 at 4:50 PM UTC in This is why I say older women are users
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Lolz
    
    Bang them 40-50 year olds
    
    They just want a dude with some energy that can get it up. 👍🏻
    
    Use me baby...use me...
14. 2019-11-27 at 3:55 PM UTC in Legal standpoint of me selling my nude pictures of when I was a child
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Freak
15. 2019-11-27 at 3:26 PM UTC in Legal standpoint of me selling my nude pictures of when I was a child
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She'll get 15yrs like this chick did…
    
    

    
    Smash
16. 2019-11-26 at 8 PM UTC in DO NOT BUY ANYTHING!
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    The Harbinger is a 2012 Christian novel by Rabbi Jonathan Cahn, a Messianic jedi, in which the 9/11 terrorism attack was a "divine warning" to the United States. Wikipedia
    
    
    Some weird J e w cult 🤣🤣
17. 2019-11-26 at 7:56 PM UTC in Miss getting dick sucked
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao👅💖
    
    You so crazy 😋

    
    Not an answer...
18. 2019-11-26 at 7:53 PM UTC in DO NOT BUY ANYTHING!
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Is that a Scientology book?
19. 2019-11-26 at 7:30 PM UTC in DO NOT BUY ANYTHING!
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    He invented some cool shit in his machine shop too.
    
    Knows a lot about physics and the afterlife 👍🏻
20. 2019-11-26 at 7:28 PM UTC in Legal standpoint of me selling my nude pictures of when I was a child
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    My mom has my baby nudes...
    
    Does that make her in possession of child porn?
    
    Moms everywhere better start freaking out.