I figure a strong black woman would be the only one to be able to handle my bad ass,godlike spawn 👍🏻
2019-12-18 at 10:15 PM UTC
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Dad thread
Most ppls dads are some 20 year old asshole that got drunk and came in a bitch....
2019-12-18 at 9:59 PM UTC
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Dad thread
My dad was 45 when I was born
He had a good job,a house a cpl vehicles and banged out all the snatch at that point. He was around and not all self absorbed like younger ppl that are pissed that they got trapped.
Dude was at every game and all the other shitty punk ass young dads didn’t want any part of him. Dude was bad ass.
2019-12-18 at 6:57 PM UTC
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Dump idiot Trump
Obama set the irs on his political enemies
2019-12-18 at 6 PM UTC
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Fat people are gross
That spinster aunt (everyone thinks is lesbian) brings that green bean casserole shit 👎🏻
2019-12-18 at 5:45 PM UTC
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Fat people are gross
The same hands that made those had hts’ cock n balls in them.
2019-12-18 at 5:37 PM UTC
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Fat people are gross
Ghost shows up to function with a full platter of deviled eggs
Everyone finds out ghost brought the deviled eggs
Ghost leaves function with a full platter of deviled eggs
Lolz
2019-12-18 at 4:42 PM UTC
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Fat people are gross
Deviled eggs are only good for creating the raunchiest farts
2019-12-18 at 4:28 PM UTC
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Fat people are gross
Where’s the beer?
Smh...
Deviled eggs looks nasty as hell
2019-12-18 at 4:23 PM UTC
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Fat people are gross
Mrs buttersworth is hotter
2019-12-18 at 4:17 PM UTC
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Fat people are gross
Nigga got his pancake mix n maple flavored corn syrup...
2019-12-18 at 3:56 PM UTC
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Fat people are gross
Poorest ppl in America are the fatest