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Posts by Archer513

  1. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I figure a strong black woman would be the only one to be able to handle my bad ass,godlike spawn 👍🏻
  2. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Most ppls dads are some 20 year old asshole that got drunk and came in a bitch....
  3. Archer513 African Astronaut
    My dad was 45 when I was born

    He had a good job,a house a cpl vehicles and banged out all the snatch at that point. He was around and not all self absorbed like younger ppl that are pissed that they got trapped.

    Dude was at every game and all the other shitty punk ass young dads didn’t want any part of him. Dude was bad ass.
  4. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 I said "subPEENaed" witnesses.

    Stl all about the peen...
  5. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Obama set the irs on his political enemies
  6. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What's hilarious is everything they accuse Trump of, they themselves are the ones who are guilty of it.

    Obama literally invaded Libya without congressional approval

    Now look at it
  7. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who we'd most like to make sweet sweet love to, you know my vote already.

    *blush*
  8. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol@ the ppl
    What they gonna decide on? Who's fatter? Who is better looking? Lol

    Ya Been fatfishing dudes for 15 years.

    Post a pic.
  9. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Archer ur pretty fat bud

    Post a pic.

    Then I’ll post a pic

    We’ll let the ppl decide 😎
  10. Archer513 African Astronaut
    That spinster aunt (everyone thinks is lesbian) brings that green bean casserole shit 👎🏻
  11. Archer513 African Astronaut
    The same hands that made those had hts’ cock n balls in them.
  12. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Ghost shows up to function with a full platter of deviled eggs

    Everyone finds out ghost brought the deviled eggs

    Ghost leaves function with a full platter of deviled eggs

    Lolz
  13. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Biden just had a rally and the whole crowd ended up screaming at him, calling him a traitor and a thief and a liar, and that his son is a crackhead, and all he could do was stand there at the podium and laugh and grin about it.

    You sure he wasn’t having a stroke?
  14. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 it's a financial advisor position of all things.

    and biden's actual credentials for applying to this position were a cocaine possession charge, a cocaine substance to use charge, a "D" student at a 3rd rate university, and absolutely no work history to be added.

    for this, he was given a sign on bonus of multiple millions of dollars + relo package and a guaranteed 6 figure salary.

    i want that job!!

    Don’t forget the stripper he knocked up and tried to force to have an abortion...
  15. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Deviled eggs are only good for creating the raunchiest farts
  16. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Where’s the beer?

    Smh...

    Deviled eggs looks nasty as hell
  17. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Mrs buttersworth is hotter
  18. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Nigga got his pancake mix n maple flavored corn syrup...
  19. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Poorest ppl in America are the fatest
  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Post pics Matt
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