Posts by Archer513

1. 2018-05-03 at 2:24 PM UTC in Polenigga’s morningtime thread
   

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   I think they’re a cute couple 😍
2. 2018-05-03 at 2:01 PM UTC in Terence McKenna was right
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by xy0 What are the effects of having equal male to female ratios today? Is this an argument for polyamorism? Are incels the result of this inballence?

   
   Of men:
   10% on the dick
   5% wanna be chicks
   40% are obese (fat fux)
   20% are broke and under/unemployment
   
   Leaves 25% that are viable...I’ll take those odds 👍🏻
   
   I didn’t even mention half the men are under 5’10”...
3. 2018-05-03 at 1:28 PM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
   

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   Originally posted by mmQ Best friend. You were wrong on the internet. Stop being weird about it! It's ok.
   
   

   
   Best friend quit deflecting about your weak game. Stop being weird about your insecurities. We all niggas.
   
   Help me help you 🌹
4. 2018-05-03 at 1:24 PM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
   

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   Weak
   
   Again...
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ Lolzapoo. You got a lot to learn m8. Have fun.

5. 2018-05-03 at 1:10 PM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
   

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   Originally posted by mmQ You expected a retarded person to be smart and called it ironic when he wasnt.
   
   End thread best friend

   
   No. I expected a person speaking of intelligence,to not be retarded. Now that I know he’s retarded...no more irony.
   
   Same reason I won’t find you ironic now.
6. 2018-05-03 at 1 PM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Are you salty toward me 4eva cuz I called you out on your "irony" commento?

   
   I don’t get salty. I’m a real nigga and your best friend because I tell the truth.
   Fact: you made a weak pass
   Fact:you were rejected
   Fact:you went agro and insulting
   Fact:a sign of insecurity
   
   Insecure guys should stick with fatties. Your game is weak and pathetic. I’m all about ppl being happy, and to be happy-ppl need to realize their role in the ecosystem. Your role is fattie fucker 👍🏻
   
   Now go be happy 👋😁
   -your bff (truth sayer) archer
7. 2018-05-03 at 12:44 PM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She has great legs, that should explain things.

   
   And taste...obviously. Mmq should be chasin fatties 👍🏻
8. 2018-05-02 at 9:26 PM UTC in sexually harassing women at work
   

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   Originally posted by Red_Woman Save gif and upload on imgur, copy bc code and paste here.
   
   Look what I found. Longclaw.
   

   
   
   You can save $110 by inviting me over 😎
9. 2018-05-02 at 9:24 PM UTC in sexually harassing women at work
   

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   Ahhhh
   
   Tryin to act like you meant that shit 👍🏻
   
   Old tricks 😏
10. 2018-05-02 at 9:08 PM UTC in sexually harassing women at work
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah. Literally copy and paste them from her quote.
    
    :eyeroll:

    
    Your eyeroll didn’t work smarty pants
    
    😂
11. 2018-05-02 at 9:01 PM UTC in sexually harassing women at work
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Red_Woman Save gif and upload on imgur, copy bc code and paste here.

    
    Is there a quick( lazy man) way?
    
    😂
12. 2018-05-02 at 8:51 PM UTC in sexually harassing women at work
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Red_Woman Does this work?
    
    test
    
    
    

    
    Yesssss! 😍
    Teach me
13. 2018-05-02 at 8:44 PM UTC in sexually harassing women at work
    

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    Originally posted by mmQ Closest we have for that is the stationary . A community favorite over the years.

    
    I like him
    
    I dub thee stink eye
14. 2018-05-02 at 8:24 PM UTC in sexually harassing women at work
    

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    Originally posted by Red_Woman I haven't had a massage in ages. I think I'm going in the weekend and have a full body massage.

    
    Pics or it didn’t happen
15. 2018-05-02 at 8:15 PM UTC in sexually harassing women at work
    

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    Originally posted by mmQ

    
    The banana works I guess
    
    Our tantrum guy had little flailing arms and personality
    
    Our turning head guy moved slower and had a look of disapproval and uppitiness (not sure that’s a word)
16. 2018-05-02 at 8:07 PM UTC in sexually harassing women at work
    

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    Or a freebie
17. 2018-05-02 at 8:04 PM UTC in sexually harassing women at work
    

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    I miss the shaking head one
    
    And the goat thrower
    
    And the dancing banana
    
    And the tantrum one
    
    ...that’s about it
18. 2018-05-02 at 7:58 PM UTC in sexually harassing women at work
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Those choppy faces are lame.

    
    
    They’re tarted (as tee hee says)
    
    My iPad emotes suck...I’m too lazy to remember all those codes
    
    Bullshit!!
19. 2018-05-02 at 7:40 PM UTC in sexually harassing women at work
    

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    Originally posted by Red_Woman Seriously. Lol

    
    I’m mandated by law to have a warning label (damn lawyers)
    
    Come see...
20. 2018-05-02 at 7:38 PM UTC in the recent influx if immigrants ...
    

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    I like Benny
    
    The dumb ones are adorable 😍
    
    I bet he’s hawt