2018-08-06 at 4:58 PM UTC
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Father and son in Texas
Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Ohhh yeah I do!
Son: How did it taste?
Dad: Get out.
2018-08-06 at 4:45 PM UTC
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There was this Texan man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"
The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?"
The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."
The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.
Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."
2018-08-06 at 3:18 PM UTC
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Why is Texas referred to as being full of steers and queers?
FHA has minimum standard the property must meet for their regular loan. For a rehab loan 203K the reqs and paperwork is a nightmare.
Standard FHA 203K guidelines
Eligible Properties
1-4 family primary residence
HUD owned properties (single family only) are allowed
For properties recently built, must have Certificate of Occupancy for at least one year.
Condominiums, PUDs and Manufactured home are NOT eligible
Eligible Improvements
Repair/replace:
roofs & gutters
heating and a/c units
plumbing and electrical systems
flooring
appliances
windows, doors & siding
septic systems
wells
exterior and interior paint
I pay cash for my properties and say F**k Y*u to the bank. Renovate the building and rent at market price. Make good money this way.
Oh yes after renovation the property has appreciated in value a lot!
Remember NYC from many years ago as a place where you smelled dogshit in the morning when you drove thru apartment complexes. The super would be out there hosing down the sidewalks it still didn't help. Crumbling brick buildings in Chinatown and little Italy. Drug addicts, mental patients and the like walking the streets.
You would be packed like a sardine in the restaurants with the waiter rushing you out. Fuck it just don't like the NYC atmosphere at all. You can have it!
Last month, the World Health Organization (WHO) released the proposal for the 11th edition of the International Classification of Diseases (ICD-11), the first revision of the global standard diagnostic catalogue since 1990. And among the proposed changes is the addition of a mental health condition called compulsive sexual behavior disorder (CSBD), which is a pretty big milestone in the mental health community.
CSBD is classified as an impulse control disorder, meaning it appears in the ICD-11 alongside conditions like gambling disorder and kleptomania.
CSBD is characterized by “a persistent pattern of failure to control intense, repetitive sexual impulses or urges resulting in repetitive sexual behaviour,” according to its diagnostic description in the ICD-11; this can include both the act of sex and sexual fantasies.
The umbrella term “impulse control disorder” includes a variety of psychiatric disorders “whose essential features are the failure to resist an impulse to perform an act that is harmful to the individual or to others,” according to the ICD. Individuals typically experience an increased sense of tension before the act, but then pleasure or gratification when they do the act, it goes on to explain.
According to the ICD, the hallmark symptoms of CSBD are “repetitive sexual activities becoming a central focus of the person’s life to the point of neglecting health and personal care or other interests, activities and responsibilities; numerous unsuccessful efforts to significantly reduce repetitive sexual behaviour; and continued repetitive sexual behaviour despite adverse consequences or deriving little or no satisfaction from it.”
OK you perverts you can try to get disabilitiy for your compulsive masturbation habit.
Nope not raising someone elses sperm
How do you get a fem to blow you and swallow the load? Come on you cocksmiths divulge your technique.
