I use Realtor.com to find my properties. I only look for 2 family units that have separate utilities and heating system furnace or boiler plus off street parking. Prefer them to have a garage to store lawn mower and snow blower. Yes my tenants do their own snow removal and lawn care per lease agreement. Space heaters are illegal as a heat source here per code.
1% or 2% rules is a guess estimate of what you should charge for rent. Rules that I use is what the market will bear and the KISS principle - Keep It Stupid Simple.
For so long, the identity of the black woman has been defined by stereotypes: uneducated, loud, feisty, hyper-sexed, aggressive and somewhat unbreakable, earning us the title of ‘The Strong Black Ho’.
The 20 funniest black jokes out there. You will cry your pants off. The jokes are racist jokes, but we are not racists, we just want people to have a good time, and laugh.
Black jokes 1-5
1. Crash and burn
What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh?
– A bus full of black people going over a cliff.
2. Pregnancy
How does a black chick know if she’s pregnant?
– When she pulls out the tampon, and all the cotton is already picked.
3. Abortion
What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
– A member of Crimestoppers of America.
4. Unemployment
What’s long and black?
– The unemployment line.
5. Whale shit
Why don’t sharks eat black people?
– They think its whale shit!
Black jokes 6-10
6. School
What’s long and hard on a black guy?
– First grade.
7. Sex
What do black men get after sex?
– 15 years to life.
8. Neighborhood
How are black people and tornadoes similar?
– It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
9. Jail time
Why do all black people run fast?
– Because all the slow ones are in jail.
10. Monkeys
Why do monkeys always look so sad?
– They know they’ll be black one day.
Black jokes 11-15
11. Keep it hanging
What’s the similarities between an apple and a black person?
– They both look good hanging from trees.
12. Hate them black people
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”
– His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!”
– His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
– The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
13. Black jokes or jedi jokes
A black jedi boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more jedi or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
– “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
14. The reverse
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
– The NBA.
15. Harlem
What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
– Father’s Day.
Black jokes 16-20
16. Real black men
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says “Show me it’s true what they say about black men”.
– So he stabs her and takes her purse.
17. Problem solving
What do you call one black guy on the moon?
– A problem.
What do you call two black guys on the moon?
– A problem
What do you call the entire race of black guys on the moon?
– A problem solved.
18. Evolution
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked “Are you following me?”
– “No”, I said “You’ve got evolution all mixed up.”
19. Sex
Why does afro-Americans always have sex on their minds?
– Because of the pubic hair on their heads.
20. Batman
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
– Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
So they got big dicks to fuck themselves in the ass with?
Could it be that they are still carrying in their dna some monkey parts? I've also noticed some with really long, slim paws like certain breeds of monkey's have. You can tell by looking at them, (in most cases) which kind of primate (junk) dna they still carry.
I think it's from rootin' around the dirt in Africa for worms and insects............or maybe plant roots.
In order to snort pounds of cocaine and devour whole watermelons.
noses-for snorting ass crack
boot lips-for sucking muh-dik
They are animals, pure and simple
I'm still trying to figure out the lips but huge noses probably help sniff out free gibs. Niggers can smell gibs like a dog can smell another dog in heat.
2018-08-07 at 11:27 PM UTC
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Ebola back in the Congo
How Do You Get Ebola?
Ebola isn’t as contagious as more common viruses like colds, influenza, or measles. It spreads to people by contact with the skin or bodily fluids of an infected animal, like a monkey, chimp, or fruit bat. Then it moves from person to person the same way. Those who care for a sick person or bury someone who has died from the disease often get it.
Other ways to get Ebola include touching contaminated needles or surfaces.
You can’t get Ebola from air, water, or food. A person who has Ebola but has no symptoms can’t spread the disease, either.
You got to teach the nignogs to lay off monkey sex. As is some fuck babies thinking its a cure for AIDS. Truth
2018-08-07 at 7:17 PM UTC
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Chimpout on the trian
NYC is the cesspool of the world
2018-08-07 at 3:12 AM UTC
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Why is Texas referred to as
Mexican Slang for Texans
Bugas - straights, heterosexuals
Chacal - A straight acting macho gay man
Chicano - Mexican American
Chilango - someone from Mexico City
Fresa - rich, spoiled, pampered
Lencha - lesbian
Una Loca - an effeminate gay man, a queen.
Marica - gay, homosexual
Maricón - derogatorily gay, fag
Marimacha - butch lesbian, dyke
Naco - lower-class; uncultured
Obvio - obvio refers to someone whose homosexuality is visible. No es nada obvio = You can't tell he's gay just by looking at him. This idea could also be expressed via se le nota: ¿Se le nota? Is he obviously gay? For effect, you can add a leguas, from leagues away, a nautical distance. Se le nota a leguas.
Oso - bear, hairy guy in gay culture but also Que Oso which can mean how embarassing. Sometimes the English "bear" is just used instead
Tortillera - lesbian
