2018-08-06 at 3:18 PM UTC
Why is Texas referred to as being full of steers and queers?
2018-08-06 at 3:20 PM UTC
We want everyone else to think that so they stay the fuck out of the great nation of Texas.
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2018-08-06 at 4:40 PM UTC
Yes as the car bumper sticker says:
I may not have been born in Texas but I got here as quickly as I could (to exploit the 20yr old illegal Mexican maids)
2018-08-06 at 4:45 PM UTC
There was this Texan man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"
The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?"
The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."
The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.
Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."
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2018-08-06 at 4:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by RottenRobert
Why is Texas referred to as being full of steers and queers?
Because Herpes Brenda lives there ........ it’s driven all eligible bachelors to homosexuality
And let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good steak 🥩
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2018-08-06 at 4:58 PM UTC
Father and son in Texas
Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Ohhh yeah I do!
Son: How did it taste?
Dad: Get out.
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2018-08-06 at 8:33 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^lol whuut?
anyways probably because a lot of other people in u.s. are jelly of texas for a multitude of reasons
2018-08-06 at 9:40 PM UTC
tek-sass
where the men are men and the sheep are afraid
2018-08-06 at 11:23 PM UTC
~L J~
African Astronaut
[this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
I can’t say I’ve ever had the desire to visit Texas. 🤷🏼♀️
2018-08-06 at 11:55 PM UTC
I’m a unicorn. I was born and raised in Austin.