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2018-11-23 at 3 PM UTC in I got high from smoking a windowAs I sat there hitting the stem I looked up and saw the cold window in front of me I was blowing all my smoke towards has accumulated a small amount (about half a hits worth) of tek. I shot the blowtorch at it and sucked up the fumes through a slurpee straw and IT WORKED I did that before the sun came up and now it's almost afternoon and i'm still wired!
This breakthrough must be shared with the wider tek community, you can now recycle your hits if you blow it all towards a cold flat glass surface.
I wouldn't recommend torching your windows though because now there's a weird yellow smudge on the glass and I can't clean it, won't come out no matter what I try.
Looked kinda like this but it was about the diameter of a 25c coin.
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2018-11-23 at 2:50 PM UTC in I'm not dead yet, unfortunately...Smoke weed and accept God into your heart my child.
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2018-11-23 at 1:59 PM UTC in HELP IM A REATORDED PHFAT PHFUCKKEEP IT ON TOPIC GUISHE
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2018-11-23 at 12:14 PM UTC in Burned my eyeball smoking methI was doing Tek pipe tricks hitting the stem (inhaling through the bowl) and I was upside down.
I fucked up somewhere and the flame of the lighter grazed my left eye. Now the carnucle is really swollen. My right eye looks normal but the left one looks like I've been smoking weed (I haven't)
My vision is cloudy and when I look at the bibliotek theme with my right eye closed it's slighter darker and all the shadows on my wall also get darker, It also hurts, feels like something is lodged inside.
Do I need to go to the hospital? I don't have obamacare
The thing on the bottom left is where I injured it
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2018-11-23 at 9:35 AM UTC in I don't wanna die without producing offspring.I had a kid by accident, it's not hard. Every time I fuck a girl she misses her period
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2018-11-23 at 5:59 AM UTC in I don't wanna die without producing offspring.Rape a catholic woman
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2018-11-23 at 3:41 AM UTC in Running out of drugs (don't shed a tear)I don't do carpet surfing or any of that jazz but I will scrape resin hits for hours.
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2018-11-23 at 3:38 AM UTC in Running out of drugs (don't shed a tear)I used to be straight edge and it was lame as hell. I could have smoked weed when I was 13 with my dad and I would have realized it fixed my anxiety and I can suddenly talk to people.
After I smoked weed the first time I lost my virginity literally the next day. -
2018-11-23 at 3:35 AM UTC in I want a cheap computer for the purpose of codingNo room for signs, too many bridges.
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2018-11-23 at 3:32 AM UTC in Lindsay Zywiciel's Fiance buys her first class ticket to Boise, Idaho to escape Cali SmogRoastie whore
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2018-11-23 at 3:31 AM UTC in Gobble Gobble🦃I have a very deep understanding of the universe. I spent most of my life alone so I had a lot of time to teach myself stuff because I wasn't busy socializing and making friends.
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2018-11-23 at 3:27 AM UTC in I want a cheap computer for the purpose of codingYou should have seen the 3 tier roundabout I made it was fucking boss. Ground level for industrial traffic from highway and downtown, middle tier for outgoing and top tier for commuters going to and from the ghetto area. Complete with off ramps connecting to two highways and a pedestrian bridge going through the middle.
Still wasn't good enough for the volume of traffic I had lol this game. -
2018-11-23 at 3:23 AM UTC in Gobble Gobble🦃We are so greatful for mass slaughtering the natives and taking their land that we celebrate a month early.
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2018-11-23 at 3:21 AM UTC in Running out of drugs (don't shed a tear)
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2018-11-23 at 3:18 AM UTC in I'm not dead yet, unfortunately...
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2018-11-23 at 3:12 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?Yes, I used to consider the tek pipe my girlfriend. I'm a robot so I get a bit too attached to inanimate objects.
right now our relationship is more like a cheap slut I only hit up when I need something but she likes any attention as long as you keep putting things inside her. -
2018-11-23 at 3:09 AM UTC in This Site is Deader than a Necrophile's Date'Mommy reads a book while son eats her ass'
Damn I would be a good porn director -
2018-11-23 at 2:55 AM UTC in Running out of drugs (don't shed a tear)Why? I might be a drug addict scumbag weasel and I don't get good dope as much as I would like to but that makes me appreciate it when I do have some. I don't give a fuck about 'conserving' a bag or making it last. Do it fast and go hard, always. Crash hard and love every minute of it because anything is better than being sober, especially your DOC.
Is it worth 'destroying your life' over some brain chemistry? I say yes, this is the proper way to live. These substances do not exist by pure accident and chance, there is a reason deeper than evolutionary biology behind why psychoactive substances affect us the way they do.
God wants us to spend our short mortal blips enjoying and loving the universe as much as possible, this includes trying every drug at least once.
Jah bless
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2018-11-23 at 2:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-11-23 at 2:13 AM UTC in How do you shave?skinny fat, thats me
