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I got high from smoking a window

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    As I sat there hitting the stem I looked up and saw the cold window in front of me I was blowing all my smoke towards has accumulated a small amount (about half a hits worth) of tek. I shot the blowtorch at it and sucked up the fumes through a slurpee straw and IT WORKED I did that before the sun came up and now it's almost afternoon and i'm still wired!

    This breakthrough must be shared with the wider tek community, you can now recycle your hits if you blow it all towards a cold flat glass surface.

    I wouldn't recommend torching your windows though because now there's a weird yellow smudge on the glass and I can't clean it, won't come out no matter what I try.

    Looked kinda like this but it was about the diameter of a 25c coin.



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  2. #2
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    ...but why throw the baby down?
  3. #3
    Technologist victim of incest
    Not sure I get what you’re saying Scron. When you said a window I thought you were talking about a square of blotter.
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  4. #4
    Better hope they dont test the place as you move out. The fumes from meth smoke and meth cooking penetrates everything and is very difficult to clean.
  5. #5
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    I hope like hell they do conduct tests.

    Did anyone ever scorch scrambled eggs?
  6. #6
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Thats the wrong glass.
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    I'm out of drugs now and my window is damaged what have I done
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  8. #8
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost

    Thanked for Windowlicker.

    Fuck that video is awesome in so many ways.
  9. #9
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost I'm out of drugs now and my window is damaged what have I done

    Lol seems like a symptom of people with bad credit history
  10. #10
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Next time, smash and plug the shards. Tis a movement in this bitch motherfucker. Revolutionizing the fucking game my nigga. Step by step my nigga. Nothing can hold us down nigga. Fuck no.
  11. #11
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Next time, smash and plug the shards. Tis a movement in this bitch motherfucker. Revolutionizing the fucking game my nigga. Step by step my nigga.

    Just imagine that actual glass contains some kind of psychoactive alkaloid that induces pure, overwhelming euphoria, with zero side-effects, after-effects, or physical effects on the body.

    We just haven't discovered it yet.
  12. #12
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by gadzooks Just imagine that actual glass contains some kind of psychoactive alkaloid that induces pure, overwhelming euphoria, with zero side-effects, after-effects, or physical effects on the body.

    We just haven't discovered it yet.

    But only when you plug smashed up shards. One guy one jar was lightyears ahead of his time.
  13. #13
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by RisiR † But only when you plug smashed up shards. One guy one jar was lightyears ahead of his time.

    Holy fuck I think I just bled a little out of my asshole just thinking about that.
  14. #14
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by gadzooks Holy fuck I think I just bled a little out of my asshole just thinking about that.

    That was pre-cum because your ass just knows about the holy bond with the sharp edged pieces of glass.

    Welcome to the future, baby!
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