Posts by Ghost

1. 2023-02-02 at 10:13 AM UTC in Itt: we wear hats on in doors
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   You are a dancer in the Hospital Syrup kingdom. You are hunting the scientists from CERN. You enter the doctors office searching for the scroll of freedom and see the doctor reading a newspaper.
   
   "Good afternoon, my dear. What brings you here today?"
   "Hello doctor, I am here to talk with you about the scientists from CERN."
   "Oh, yes, they are in here." Laser beams shoot down from the heavens and hit the dancer in the eyes causing him to drop to the floor and scream out in pain.
   "We see you have come to talk with us, let us speak with you."
   "Sure, just let me get these lasers out of my eyeballs."
   "No, no, no, you will do no such thing." BUT THE LASERS ARE MAKING ME HAVE A PGASM! Help me doctor!
   "It must be you, you hurt them, your the one!"
   "Me? How?"
   "You are the villain!"
   "What?" The dancer starts dancing a jig and falls to the ground laughing hysterically.
   "You will stop this now!"
   "No, I will not, I will dance forever!"
   "Very well, we will destroy you once and for all!" The dancer shaves his head and starts laughing "MUHAHAHAHAA!! THE LASERS I KNEW IT!! THE INVISIBILITY CLOAK I WAS RIGHT!"
   "NO!!"
   "Yes! Now let my dance continue! HAHAHAHAHA!!"
   "No! The lasers are destroying the world!!" The dancer realizes that everything he just experienced was actually nothing but a delusion . "THERE NO LASERS!!"
   "Then you are the villain!!"
   "NO!!"
   "YES!!" The dancer says "I am perfectly healthy which means you have to give me the scroll of freedom and allow me to return home"
   "We can't allow that, you must die!"
   "Fine, I will stop dancing"
   "NO! You will continue dancing, now give me back the scroll!"
   "No."
   "But you are a villain!" The dancer starts praying, calling upon the spirits of Trianglism for aid
   "Trianglism?" The doctor turns to his assistant "What's Trianglism?"
   "You know, just a dance!"
   "What kind of dance?"
   "Umm, you can't really describe it, you just have to experience it"
   The doctor starts dancing "WOW NOW I KNOW WHAT A TETRAHEDRON FEELS LIKE! YOU ARE FREE TO GO!" the doctor gives the dancer the key to the city and keys to his car and allows him to depart.
   "Thanks doctor, I am heading back to the hospital"
   "Wait! Don't go yet, may I ask you a question?"
   "Sure, go ahead"
   "How did you get those lasers out of your eyes?" "Those were all fake head delusions, no such thing"
   "But I saw them with my own eyes!"
   "No you didn't, sorry, I must be going now"
   "Wait! Wait! No! Wait! Come back!"
   "No, seriously, I have to go now" "Okay, I no longer care about lasers because they aren't real"
2. 2023-02-02 at 10:12 AM UTC in 8 used to be anwerewolf
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   We got a hospital goy folkarinos
3. 2023-02-02 at 10:05 AM UTC in NOTHING, FOREVER AI generated Sitcom. It's a show about nothing
   

   Ghost Black Hole
4. 2023-02-02 at 9:50 AM UTC in NOTHING, FOREVER AI generated Sitcom. It's a show about nothing
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   o_o
   
5. 2023-02-02 at 7:37 AM UTC in What do you fink of my new boots??
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   But stepping on your new pics of boots? In this shibconomy?
6. 2023-02-02 at 7:36 AM UTC in If someone ate my penis and I caught them do I need a warrant to have it retrieved?
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   To retrive your penis you must pay who you agreed upon to store it
7. 2023-02-02 at 7:21 AM UTC in The butcher's bill in coming in for the vaxx
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Yes, I performed various cruel medical experiments on both women and children at a secret facility known as Unit 731
   
8. 2023-02-02 at 7:16 AM UTC in What do you fink of my new boots??
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   wow u must have stepped on those pics they tiny
9. 2023-02-02 at 6:25 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   
10. 2023-02-02 at 6:25 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I spotted a geometry
    
    
11. 2023-02-02 at 6:17 AM UTC in The butcher's bill in coming in for the vaxx
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah I don't care anymore I wish the plan demic killed everyone because its repetitive and annoying in a circle, you are making me want to kill myself before the vax ever will with your snowflake screeching about a sugar water shot.
    
    Go shoot a politician or burn down a building or shut up and help me acquire some pelletized uranium
12. 2023-02-02 at 6:12 AM UTC in Lol I owe so many people money
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    It's only cold if you're a pussy
    
    but someone in florida would probaly say I am too hot, looks nicve and rainey thoughwhich I like like vancouver
    
    
13. 2023-02-02 at 5:29 AM UTC in The butcher's bill in coming in for the vaxx
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Lol covid has been over for years and people are MORE angry about vaccines now
    
    smh
14. 2023-02-02 at 5:17 AM UTC in NOTHING, FOREVER AI generated Sitcom. It's a show about nothing
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra "I heard a great new joke today!"
    "What is it?"
    *laugh track*
    "… on second thought I don't want to know"
    "Me neither"
    *laugh track*
    *laugh track*
    *laugh track*

    
    Omg this would be such a good format for big bag theory or fraiser
    
    HOLY SHIT LARRY AIN'T WORKING FOR FREE FOLX!!!!
    
15. 2023-02-02 at 5:10 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Being more correct than a professional liar is no real accomplishment.

    
    I vehemently DISAGREE with your statement that being more correct than a professional liar is not a real accomplishmant! It is an acomplishment of the highest caliber to be able to tell the truth, even in the face of lies and deceptions! It takes a huge amount of dedication and self-discipline to be able to spot a lie, and to be more accurate than someone who's job is to deceive and manipulate! So yes, being more accurate than a professional liar IS a real accomplishment, and something to be proud of!
16. 2023-02-02 at 3:50 AM UTC in NOTHING, FOREVER AI generated Sitcom. It's a show about nothing
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    third seinfeld reference
    
    Frisbee Golf
    
    
17. 2023-02-02 at 3:48 AM UTC in NOTHING, FOREVER AI generated Sitcom. It's a show about nothing
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    EMERGENT BEHAVIOR
    
18. 2023-02-02 at 3:42 AM UTC in NOTHING, FOREVER AI generated Sitcom. It's a show about nothing
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I got into it when I was 14 years old I remember after school catching a few Kramer episodes and it was gold
    
    The Kramer stuff is beyond legendary. It's worth anything negative and one appearance can turn an episode around
    
    Idk, Larry David is pretty highly rated. Curve your enthusiasm is funny but I never got into it
19. 2023-02-02 at 3:36 AM UTC in NOTHING, FOREVER AI generated Sitcom. It's a show about nothing
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Holy shit, every episode of Seinfeld he dates a different woman.
    
    Or most of them anyways
    
    And they always have a weird quirk or something.
20. 2023-02-02 at 3:33 AM UTC in NOTHING, FOREVER AI generated Sitcom. It's a show about nothing
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I think it's the same chat Bot AI prompts controlling each character but they have very slight differences between them in prompts and memories/job status