2019-03-27 at 2:42 PM UTC
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How out of shape are you?
I decided to skip the elevator and take the stairs. 8 floors and at the 4th floor I could hardly breathe and my heart was pounding.
God damn I didn't realize how out of shape I am, I quit smoking and I walk every day but that's probably not enough. I also have athsma and climbing stairs makes me short of breath quickly even though I do it every day.
I'm not even fat or anything like that I weigh 150lb and I'm 5'8.
I'd smoke a blunt with him
This is the story of Alex and Roberto.
Alex was this native dude that was totally batshit crazy and was the trigger man. Roberto was this Hispanic local mid level drug dealer that moved all the coke, heroin, meth and pills in my neighborhood of Pineridge in northeast Calgary.
They both had a reputation for violence and did not like other people selling drugs on their turf. One time when I was home alone I heard a loud banging on the door, thought it was cops so I went to troll them but it was Alex and he was high as fuck and "needed" a crowbar. I told him we don't have one and he said "just let me in to look around I saw one here before"
I told him to get lost and he slammed the door and left.
One time a bunch of crackheads were smoking up in my kitchen testing a batch of hard and one of them blows the smoke in Roberto's face so he starts beating the dude violently in my kitchen for "dissing" him and he needed an ambulance.
Alex did a lot of Cocaine and also needed an ambulance once. My dad said "what an idiot, he snorts his coke so he OD'd, you can't OD smoking rock which is how I stay healthy!"
Roberto also tested his weapons on my dad who got paid in drugs for doing it. He was shot in the chest with a 9mm while wearing a vest to test the vest for an 8ball. Also once when we were having family dinner he burst in, threw some crack on the table and started beating my dad with a baton until he bled all over the place and he said "just a test homie" and left and my dad was mad for about 10 seconds before he got high as fuck.
Alex is in federal prison for robbing a convenience store with a knife and Roberto is dead from a drive-by
When I was 14 my parents were doing lots of crack and not at home often. Our house was being used by a gang and we had lots of people that rented out the basement.
Two of them were Willy (thief) and Lyle (pimp)
Willy was this short mexican dude that got his foot injured on the oil rigs and was on methadone maintenance and was a professional thief. Lyle was his partner in crime, he was a tall gangly white dude and the neighborhood pimp.
I remember going to sunridge mall in Calgary Alberta with willy and he would get his shot of methadone and go into a dozen stores and fill his bag with expensive perfume, candy, electronics.
Lyle kept the local girls in line and one time after this black woman handed him a large roll of cash he peeled a 20 off for me and told me to go buy a pizza.
They were huge crackheads and polysubstance abusers. They robbed a jedielry store once using a tow truck as a getaway vehicle and they skipped town.
But willy had a large drug debt and his dealer knew my address so they kicked the door in, pistol whipped my dad and sprayed us both with bear mace.
I had a good childhood
I have no criminal record and I would like to keep it that way.
My dad says it's stupid because the police will be able to find you easier.
Which seems like a retarded reason to me I'm not a hardcore criminal like him lol
2019-03-27 at 1:12 PM UTC
in
The name of my child
M.D is a cute af name for a girl
It's like S.E (sarah-elizabeth)
My Jr high crush was named Bobby-Sue so that one wouldn't work too well lol B.S
Remember they have to give back half and keep yo pimp hand strong
Why do Americans care so much about dumb shit
My childhood best friend is from Surrey and my favorite underground rapper CHUCK DOGG
also I'd throw a fuck into that thicc Mayor
I could see him paying a hooker to troll the forum. I was gonna give a random homeless girl $20 to hold up a niggasin.space sign and I snap a pic
So many regrets
2019-03-27 at 12:44 PM UTC
in
i feel bad for infinityshock
Yeah the 10 post limit is trash. All muh plurals got banned
2019-03-27 at 12:43 PM UTC
in
Wall Street Market
Can confirm is a trusted market.
