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  1. Originally posted by cigreting jeeze that man better cover his buthole in the shower

    First time I heard it speak was on the radio...I though "damn, that dude must have suffered as a kid being named brittany"
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  2. Originally posted by mmQ Well obviously he CAN but we've all seen what that turns out like (think of literally any original "gay porn" he's shared).

    Got dog? (a bit like the got milk thing but instead an image of a dog licking an asshole)

    or
    A picture of the egg plant emoji and a small child with text underneath saying "It's legal in Poland"

    Just a couple of money makers for you Wariat.
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  3. Originally posted by Wariat pussy doesnt interest me bro. It is gross slimey and full of muscles and i dont care about fucking it. I just want my dick sucked hard and ass licked.

    You might be gay if...
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  4. Another flat tire at lunchtime, different wheel, 2nd in 2 weeks...took it to my double-best-mate-young-fella-me-lad-son-of-a-bitch-used-tire- guy around the corner who fixed it for free because I'm such a good consumer of his used tires...still a good 10,000 miles of tread on it so didn't bother buying a new (used) one.
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  5. Originally posted by Wariat and am literally next to a teenage ukrianian girl who speaks perfect polish and looks about 14. i tried making small talk and she sort of responded but is literwlly glued to her phone texting

    Fuck, there's a weird looking guy sitting next to me who wont shut the fuck up...I'm scared.
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  6. Originally posted by Sudo Stop with the unnecessary secrecy we all know your name is NIGEL

    You only know my slave name...not my street name.
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  7. Then there are cream cheese stuffed Jalapenos...those are great little finger good items that make any party jumpin...amirite?
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  8. Bought a bag of peppers t'other day for $2.99 so stuffed em and froze em..ate these two though



    Ground beef
    Onion
    peas
    riced cauliflower
    Garlic
    Various spices to give it some kick
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  9. Money is going to be worthless in 10yrs anyway what with the collapse of western civilization well on it's way to fruition. Just work on getting your compound ready, a well, a septic, solar, some chickens and lots of ammo.
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  10. She's got that inbred eyes thing going on...can almost hear the banjo.
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  11. Originally posted by Kafka The thing about meaningful relationships stood out. Would you say your life has no meaning? I think it’s meaningless without other people.

    As I've got older "meaningful" relationships become less and less important, having said that other "older" people will probably say the opposite and that they are more and more important.

    Ultimately it all depends on the individual and their experiences dealing with people...if you've been let down multiple times by multiple people you trusted..then obviously you're going to have a more negative view of the subject.

    I'm at the age and stage now I don't give a fuck about other people except for a tiny few...that's quite the opposite of how I used to be...things started to change to the more negative view around the age of 35-40 or so.

    Again, it's all about the individual and their personal experiences.
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  12. Breaking news

    Angered by her trip to Taiwan, China has decided to retaliate
    against the United States by allowing Nancy Pelosi to safely return to Washington D.C.
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  13. Originally posted by Donald Trump Coke and alcohol go great together, especially if you squeeze a lemon in there.

    Yup, I used to love me some brandy and diet coke and or vodka and diet coke...a boy has to watch his figure after all.
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  14. I think I'll threaten to jump of the IRS...maybe they'll close it down for good.
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  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Bullshit dumbass total bullshit

    You and vinny should buy a tandem, then you can cycle away as clueless twats together.
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  16. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so would you like to tell us why its easier to check for oil in the water than checking for water in the oil.

    Sure,

    As mentioned it's easy to remove some water from the radiator by simply taking off the radiator cap and siphoning a little out or using a turkey baster.

    As for checking water in the oil you basically have to open the oil drain plug to sample enough fluids to make a determination. Taking off the radiator cap is much easier than crawling around the underside of the car and taking the drain bolt off.


    ANY MORE QUESTIONS CYCLIST???
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  17. Originally posted by Bradley With someone's social security number, Date of Birth, a copy of their driver's license (both sides), current and past home address, mother's maiden name, etc.

    I do NOT have a copy of the Social Security Card.

    United States applicable answers only.

    Get yourself 20yrs in jail maybe more.
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  18. I support an all or nothing philosophy...either drink/drug oneself to death or give it up completely.
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  19. Originally posted by Ghost how fat do you have to be that you need an endless supply of food even when flying in a fukin plane jesus

    ILL HAVE THE STEAK! like yeah when I get on a bus or train first thing I think about is ordering food and eating it?? the fuck

    I've always wondered about this too...even on flights to the UK which takes about 11hrs you get 3 meals...what the fuck who eats 3 meals in the space of 11hrs...and half the fat bastards probably also ate something while in the airport waiting for their flight...then they shit up the toilet so it's unusable after 4hrs or so.

    Same with idiots who think it's entirely necessary to drink alcohol while flying...fair enough when it was free but in coach now you generally have to pay for it...and it's not cheap.

    I flew first class one time when I offered to go on standby, they said if they couldn't find me a seat they'd give me $400, put me up in the airport hotel and fly me out on the next days flight (this was when I still lived in England and was flying back and forth visiting my future exwife #1).

    Anyway they found me a seat but didn't tell me it was in 1st class...I was sat next to some oil baron guy who got chatting with me and we shared a couple of bottles of champagne, the food was silly, lobster, steak, snacks whenever you wanted...those Ice Cream snickers etc etc, told me he paid $5k for the seat (This was in 1996 or so) I told him I paid $300 or whatever it was back then. He gave me his business card and said "when you make it here to Texas to live give me a call and I'll hire you"....I lost his fucking card.
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  20. Originally posted by Kafka Why did you want to move to America? It seems like a nightmare to me, couldn't drag me there.

    I didn't...Me coming to American was plan B...plan A was her coming to the UK but she couldn't get a visa so I came here....it's not so bad, same shit different place...and over here they think my Manchester Accent is sophisticated
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