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  1. Originally posted by Bradley I'm probably not going to have children unless I accidentally one.

    Fonaplats' life is kinda pathetic from any perspective except his.

    He took upon the worst parts of being a parent:
    -Paying for it and everything it needs
    -Having to share housing with a minor
    -Baby sitting/paying for childcare
    -Having an annoying baby around.
    -Stretched out pussy & stretch marks.

    With none of the perks of being a parent:
    -The child will not take care of him because he's never going to be actually family to the child.
    -The child will not credit any of it's success to him.
    -Not his child.

    But folks, Fonaplats is not a simple man, he makes this huge sacrifice so he can cum in this beautiful dumpster and some other man's child.



    Fona your life is exceptionally sad.

    I wouldn't raise someone elses kid, give some bitch my car, pay for everything with my factory job, you know why? Because I value you myself and wouldn't trade half of my income for some beat pussy from a hoe with a fucked up jaw.

    Your Mileage May Very.

    You spend a lot of time thinking and commenting on another dudes life choices. Put that energy into something more productive (not so) young man.

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  2. Originally posted by Rape Monster People are egotistical and just want something that reminds them of themselves, or a way to carry on their name and legacy.

    or to finger fuck when bored.
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  3. Originally posted by aldra as if you wouldn't go to some third world country and set yourself up as a warlord

    "Outer Hebrides Scotland…maybe a whole fishing village and lord over my minions there."

    Pretty much the same thing with those backward Scottish folk...I'd hold all the titles to their fishing boats and homes.
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  4. Originally posted by Rape Monster Yeah the eye sockets generally have smoother edges than the mouth, and the ear holes aren't big enough for my girth

    Try the Foramen Magnum hole, very satisfying.

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  5. Originally posted by Rape Monster Sure, I'd fuck her skeletal remains. Or what's left of them.

    Nothing like a good skull fucking...amirite?
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  6. I'm sure my responses too him have resulted in at least 2 liters of Jiz by now.
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  7. That's pretty nice for the current stupid prices used cars are going for...I might have picked that up as a backup vehicle myself.
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  8. Get sum of dis luv.

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  9. I know I always exclaim "gosh" when finger blasted in a cemetery.
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  10. I reckon dem colored fellas sure do like dem chunky white women...mmmhhhhmmmm

    reckon I could use six or eight of dem myself mmmmhhhmmm

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  11. DTE

    "SMH, ya big dumb"
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  12. Imagine being proud of putting your dick in a man's bunghole.
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  13. Originally posted by Silver Fox 7172 AI gonna take our Jerbs

    AIs the new illgals

    I'm ready for that universal income check
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  14. Originally posted by aldra

    Toblerone...out on it's own
    Triangluar chocolate
    That's tolberone

    Made with triangular almonds,
    From triangular trees,
    And triangular honey,
    From triangular bees.

    And oh, Mr Confectioner please,
    Give me Toblerone.
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  15. Originally posted by Incessant Haha wtf is wrong with your braids? Can you say hair loss from eating disorders.

    Show bobs
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  16. Green tea actually
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  17. Originally posted by Sudo I was in rehab with a flight attendant who seemingly got raped at every stopover flight. EI think she was a stewardess on "euro asking for it"

    I fapped to this.
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  18. Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Try skirts

    If it's good enough for Brad Pitt..

    https://www.cnn.com/style/article/brad-pitt-skirt-red-carpet-ltw/index.html
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  19. Whine whine whine...get back to me when lanny has not only banned you but removed 30,000 of your posts in a drunken 2am ragefest.
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  20. Originally posted by Ghost Nothing turns me off more than not being able to see the belly button

    Here you go fella

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