2019-02-14 at 4:20 PM UTC
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decided to eat goats butter
Australian goat herder decides to go on a working holiday to the Welsh countryside to see how Welsh Goat herders do their job. On his first morning in Wales he goes out for a walk down a country lane and sees a native goat farmer struggling with a goat behind a stone wall he shouts "G'day mate, are you shearing?" The welshman shouts back "No! find your own!" (it works better with sheep but we don't have a sheep thread)
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2019-02-14 at 4:08 PM UTC
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decided to eat goats butter
Originally posted by tee hee hee
Goat cheese is nice in a salad with cranberries and walnut pieces.
No it isn't
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Can you make me a new avatar?
Sure, how about this one?
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2019-02-13 at 9:20 PM UTC
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Eating another mans food
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
VIDEO
Oh man I'd let her nibble my goodies no problem
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Even the male nurse I work with that has the hunched back ?
He'll be a perv for sure...I bet he sniffs the bed pans when patients have finished their business.
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2019-02-13 at 6:59 PM UTC
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Work is gay.
Originally posted by Sophie
I'm want to quit my job and smoke syncans in my mom's basement all day. Problem is, if i quit my job how am i gonna' buy syncans? Or food for that matter -_-"
Sell your rectum to aged men.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
They eated the cummies out of girls peepees when they are sleeping.
Nap time baby.
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2019-02-12 at 9:40 PM UTC
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Weight Loss Tip For Fat Girls
Originally posted by stl1
Send pictures of yourself in the shower, please.
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2019-02-12 at 2:02 PM UTC
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Ohfralala pussy pic leaked
Originally posted by HTS
Vaginas are pretty sexy. They aren't pleasing in the aesthetic sense, but neither are dicks.
Puppies are though.
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2019-02-11 at 6:22 PM UTC
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I hate the name MacKenzie...
I went to school with a kid named Richard Williams...we obviously called him dick dick. I guess his parents were having a laugh.
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Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers
I hate makeup. The girl I mentioned wasn't wearing any. Women that wear a lot of makeup or have celebrity gossip magazines are the kind to definitely stay away from if you're not just trying to get laid.
Horses for courses as they say...I prefer a woman wear makeup, be hairless, dress sexy and smell good...anything less is a dude.
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2019-02-11 at 6:15 PM UTC
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I hate the name MacKenzie...
Egghead is a strange last name that's for sure.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
more like a macho man….
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
They do in FL. I was pulled over & didn't have my current insurance card & the cop was able to pull it up for me.
I'd have let you go if I was the cop, with maybe a pat down and a friendly pat on the bottom first though.
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I prefer they do neither. Example...When I ask a person if I can make sweet sweet love to them I prefer "yes" be the answer.
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Here in Tejas, the cops know if you have or don't have it just from running the plates while they drive behind you. Don't they do that in all states?
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Originally posted by Instigator
But fuck it at least ill be clean Ive done a couple stupid thefts and a armed robbery with a knife that im probably fucked for at least a 5 or 6 (do half in the uk) I hatethis country sex offenders/muslims get less and all im askin for is help Niggers
Armed robbery is "asking for help" in the UK is it?
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Garth Brookes - Baton Rouge...I'd post the video but the greedy motherfucker had youtube take down all his vids.
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2019-02-07 at 1:36 PM UTC
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my heart sinks ever day
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
he tought me how to read and to always talk to people with respet.
lololol
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2019-02-06 at 2:16 PM UTC
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What's your blood type
Originally posted by Ghost
I have no idea lol
HIV+ probably
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