Originally posted by I-Am
So, recently me and my wife have been discussing my sexual experiences with our daughter, and she said I need to start wearing condoms, because our daughter is coming up to the age of ovulation.
I, personally don't mind if I knock her up, but she is still underage, and there would be no way to keep her pregnancy private, and I really don't want an LEO snooping round.
She's doing well anyway guys. She enjoys father and daughter times. I love it too.
Well it's not the Iam we know and love from DH...so disappointing.
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2019-06-20 at 1:13 PM UTC
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It's pride month everybody!
Filipino-American model Geena Rocero will make history as the first Asian Pacific Islander to pose for a Playboy centerfold. She also happens to be transgender.
What has the world come to when showing your tackle in a jazz mag is deemed "making history"
If that's all it takes Bill Krozby is one of the most historic figures this century.
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2019-06-19 at 5:36 PM UTC
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I have no hope for the future
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2019-06-19 at 12:06 PM UTC
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I don't blink much
Psychopaths don't blink much, do you have violent thoughts at all?
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Is this a joke?
I_am and the nigs, that will be something to see...lololol
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2019-06-19 at 2:30 PM UTC
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This is why I hate Americans
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
How does one look American?
50lbs overweight is a good indicator.
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2019-06-18 at 3:17 PM UTC
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Groove Rings.
Originally posted by aldra
oh
from OP I thought these were like slips you put over your rings if you wanted to hide them or prevent them from catching on stuff
this is dumber
Me too, very dumb...clearly aimed at women then because they are the ones who freak out if they/you take your wedding ring off etc
I guess they think if you are working on the car and take your ring off a passing whore may think you are not married and try to abduct you.
"Bill please wear your rubber ring if you are going to the bar tonight"
"Oh you know I'll wear a rubber mary, don't worry".
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The tea will be spilt
Kawkasians 16:3
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Originally posted by Sudo
Canadians are good at being funny. This Jis because they're forced to absorb american culture and compare it to the CBC which is objectively the funniest TV channel of all time. Just never watch corner gas.
Jim Carey, Seth Rogan, Martin Short, all the kids in the hall, Norm Macdonald, Leslie Neilson, Tommy Chong etc etc etc all Canadian.
So they are basically clowns.
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Originally posted by Ghost
Did you just call a biker a bitch? Wow
Sounds more like a cyclist to me, and yeah they are all bitches.
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OJ getting the not guilty verdict was pretty fucked up.
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Originally posted by Erekshun
Anyone have contacts in Venezuela?
No I wear glasses in Houston
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Originally posted by WellHung
Start to lose some Sexual and romantic interest in her, and start to perceive her somewhat as a really good friend?
Everytime. (minus the "really good" part)
Like my old mom used to say "No matter how good that pussy is son, someone somewhere is tired of it...now eat up before it gets cold"
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Originally posted by stl1
So it's settled then. Party in Houston at Jiggaboo's house on Saturday, July 20th @ noon.
Pot luck, so bring a dish. Boo will supply multiple BBQ pits. His son, Mattchew, will arrange free motel stays for anyone in need.
PM Jiggaboo Johnson for info as he wants to weed out the undesirables.
PARTY ON, DUDES AND DUDETTES!
Please tell Jig what you plan on bringing so Boo can coordinate things.
Does anyone find this guy funny?
Is anyone else disturbed by his apparently lack of self awareness when it comes to being a weirdo stalker type?
...answers on a postcard please.
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Originally posted by Lanny
Sure I will, and have multiple times in the past. The reason I pretended to be a girl on zoklet is that it started out as a joke but went on long enough that I couldn't back out of it without it. I was (still am but not as bad) an awkward fucker and there were times in my life when I talked to people from zoklet more than in real life, people got to know me as a girl and it was just easier the keep that up than go through the process of being like "lol/jk". That's pretty much all there was to it, if I got some kind of sexual kick out of it I'd say that but I didn't. It does get you more attention, can't deny that, but that wasn't the motivation.
I've pretended to be a girl outside of zoklet but it was mostly just to troll. Also I usually gen female characters in games because there's frequently some gameplay difference which is interesting, also I tend to like the female models/armor designs better on a purely aesthetic level.
What in the fuck...
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Couldn't you wait till monday to make this announcement instead of ruining our weekend?
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Dolores was a tasty bit o' kit back in the day.
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Whichever company owns the toilet roll you're using. I've trained my body to only poop during business hours.
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2019-06-13 at 3:10 PM UTC
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Free energy coming soon
The sun isn't banned..it just has a nightly curfew in some countries.
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That pants_off guy was the smarted one in SD&C. He ran rings around those idiots...probably before most of ya'lls time though
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