Life is a vast ocean of misery and normality broken only by a few tiny islands of happiness.
Don't waste your time thinking how to get to an island when you are in the middle of the ocean, just worry about staying afloat and sooner or later the current will take you and you'll spot an island on the horizon.
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There was a young man named Monks
Who was a bit of a punk
he had a big dick
and likes to slam pigs
And infinityshock was obsessed with his junk.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I shave my dick for the bitches
Jesus Christ she has big feet
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Originally posted by jerry3553
Why that poor cheap Scottie wouldn't know freedom from a boiled haggis…how many girls between Houston and Galveston did you strangle?
I've lost count
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2019-06-28 at 1:10 PM UTC
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Camomile tea
oh wait..all these fucking years and it's not called camomile lotion, it's fucking calamine lotion.
My entire life has been a lie.
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2019-06-28 at 1:08 PM UTC
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Camomile tea
Originally posted by Archer513
Can you wack off with it too?
Does it stay slippery or does it get all sticky?
It dries quickly and then it's kind of powdery, if you whacked off with it it would probably cause friction burns..mmmmm wait..
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I hate wearing jeans, it's too hot & uncomfortable so I rarely do.
Indeed, Stick to pencil skirts and lacy topped stockings my love.
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Originally posted by Archer513
All those tan chics that were hot in their 20’s
Get that big between-tha-titties-wrinkle in their 40’s
Add smoking and liquor and bishes be looking like an old catchers mitt
but they looked hot in their 20s..no one cares what they look like in their 40s..because..new batch of 20s..
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2019-06-27 at 7:55 PM UTC
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Do any of you faggots hunt?
Originally posted by A College Professor
Ask -Spectral, he doesn't even use mechanical traps to catch bear, he is the bear trap.
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There is a certain point when all the self delusion in the world wont help. You'll be in Goodwill one day and the retarded sales person will say "Are you over 55 because you qualify for senior discount if you are"
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Anyways I was they made us lunch and this girl I like a lot asked me if she could have a taste of my soup and can sip from the cup she said she promises she doesn't have cooties
The poor innocent bitch.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Pooh bear its not marketing-dermatologist/oncologist recommnendations
lolol hook, line, sinker. ..
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Not true
As if you'd even know lolol
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Originally posted by Ghost
Become a Trianglist and wear robes in public. I got the idea when I saw a Muslim cleric wearing robes and I felt the air of respect around him
I bet you felt the air young fella me lad.
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Originally posted by Wariat
If someone disrespects me or some small stuff it can ruin my whole day or three days and Ill think about it.
Requiring respect from others is weak and needy.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
that life begins at 40 shit is real.
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Yup, 40 was a good year for me
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2019-06-26 at 12:14 PM UTC
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things you are thankful for
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
umm the person that gave it to me? and to my bosses who aren't totally greedy cunts that make their employees throw away everything unused at the end of the day so nobody else can eat it. are you retarded or do you just not understand the concept of getting a free cinnamon roll just because people think you're chill?
I see, personally I think I'm worth far more than my boss pays me, he should be thankful to me that I'm too lazy to look for another job.
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Originally posted by Wariat
Say with a hard slap as you show her who is boss? Just put your hand right on it and leave it there to show her whose boss.
If you have to show someone who's boss . . . you aren't.
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I'd look like this according to snapchats enhancement
I'd probably wear something nicer if I looked like that, maybe a pastel dress or a white seethru blouse.
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