Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
A windshield scraper for my car
Now all you need is the car.
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2020-01-17 at 2:24 PM UTC
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
I'll bet we know who wins the arguments in the relationship.
"Yes dear"
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Here, I just came up with this inspirational ditty.
If you wake late at nite
with the need to take a shite
don't turn in bed and try to rest
Because if you do you'll shit the bed
Get up and do what you have to do
drop your pjs and have a poo
Then you can go back to bed
and rest all night as if you were dead
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Lmao @ Jigg
I was being serious 😂😋
Yes I saw the mom thread...however it was still an excellent rebuttable.
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Can you get your mouth around the vastness of my willy is a more pertinent question.
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I usually fly United, that would be amusing if she was handing out peanuts.
"Peanuts sir?"
"No thanks, do you have any rational black pills fam?"
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Originally posted by Wariat
It is called survival of the fittest.
That's been revised to survival of the wealthiest now.
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2020-01-17 at 2:07 PM UTC
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Did my taxes last night, getting $3850 back on Feb 8th...that's a lot rub downs at the Asian Spa.
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Originally posted by Archer513
Miss thang all grown up. She’ll be banging some corporate attorney and driving a bmw soon enough.
Take heed losers!
..and voting for Trump.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
That gave ya a boner, eh?? 😉
Someone's jealous
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Originally posted by Wariat
to meet again for a fuck and not even any other purpose only to not be willing to satisfy you first
A real man makes sure the woman is satisfied before blowing his load.
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I need one of those so I can wheel into the back warehouse and lord over the underlings like a king on an electronic throne.
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You should never say "NO" to your mom, I know I don't.
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2020-01-16 at 7:29 PM UTC
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Got another raise today
Hourly workers...SMH as the stunningly sexy DTE would say.
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2020-01-16 at 3:08 PM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I’m thinking about the choreography in Janet Jackson’s music video ..“Pleasure Principle”
It was just her.. out there ..killing it the entire video…
She's Fire..as the young folk on Instagram like to say.
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2020-01-16 at 4:23 PM UTC
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Dump idiot Trump
Originally posted by Archer513
Gen xer bitch 😎
The last great Humans
Fixed.
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2020-01-16 at 1:36 PM UTC
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lil' puuty put's secret
Originally posted by Cheyes
i had no idea this man was a puny 5'7
hes so smol, and our first lady so stunning & gorgeous that she frickin' TOWERS over that euronigger
fucking lol
Little man syndrome is historically a thing with world leaders.
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2020-01-16 at 1:44 PM UTC
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JigJo, Re: Manchester Uk
I used to go drinking with the "Take that" guys before they became big. The building I managed in Manchester city centre had dance studios on the 4th floor and they rented it out for dance practice...they still had a following of underage girls though and they'd stand outside the building screaming.
There was a pub next door (The Unicorn on Church street) and we'd take the lads down to the basement because there was an escape hatch (you had to climb up ladders to get out of a little door in the street) so we could all go for a drink or 3.
They were cool enough back then, though Gray Barlow as a bit of a twat.
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Originally posted by Wariat
Sometimes all it takes is a verbal dispute for things to go sour fast.
Or leaving a wet towel on the bathroom floor.
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Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
How do you prove a negative?
The burden of proof is on the one making the claim. If a person is claiming they have a right to be there, they have to prove it...the owner will easily be able to, the squatter/tresspasser, not so much.
The scenario of you coming to my house/land and claiming ownership would result in your arrest...maybe not a charge but you'd be arrested and put in jail for the night, a judge would see you next morning. Not everything goes to trial either...you can get 30 days for contempt for example without an sort of a trial if you get smartassy with the judge.
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