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2020-01-22 at 5:54 PM UTC in Can you get your head around the vastness of nothing?
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2020-01-24 at 3:46 PM UTC in folks the legend of Larry, and ErekshunI think he's related to lil shawty.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-24 at 3:26 PM UTC in Polish gaming development sceneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-23 at 9:53 PM UTC in DH please answer me thisTo question an enigma is to question the mystery in us all, beware for the answers revealed may rock your world...as me old mum used to say.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-17 at 1:42 PM UTC in Segway S-Pod is a two wheeled fat guy chairThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-23 at 6:40 PM UTC in Social media
Originally posted by cigreting Tell us of some of your experiences after that and what led to him kicking you out at such a young age ?
At the time I had a job as an accountants assistant in a lawyers office. She'd broke her hand and I was there to fill the spreasheets out because she couldn't...these were real spreadsheets, as in paper ones. It was as 3 month contract till her hand healed, they promised me a full time job if I did good (it was a lie)...so I fucked up many client accounts spreadsheets before I left, financial time bombs...not very professional but yes I was only 16.
he kicked me out while I was there, I got a flat (apartment) and then obviously had to find full time employment quick to pay for it. Next job was for a private air charter broker, we flew millionaires and rockstars around in private jets, Elton John was one of my accounts, though I mostly dealt with his fiancee at the time "Rennata" whatever her name was, I even got an invite to their wedding (but it was in Australia I think so obviously I didn't go).
Again everything was on paper back then. I convinced the boss to covert it all into a database because it took hours going through the filing cabinets to put 1 quote together.
I spent the next 6 months writing the database and then populating it with all the aircraft info (airports around the country, what operators were at each airport, what planes they owned and operated etc etc). It drove me fucking nuts as I was doing it 12-14hrs a day and I quit programming after that forever...(except for personal stuff here and there), it got to the point I'd be going home on the bus and I'd be thinking if I changed the speed variable of it it would get me home quicker.
Having your own place at 16 with a well paying job obviously made me very popular with the other 16yr olds and many a vagina was explored and many a beer consumed.
A lifetime ago.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-23 at 4:41 PM UTC in Social media
Originally posted by tee hee hee Fucking lol ^chucky
..and yet 12 months later I could have been a baby model for gerber baby food.
Clearly my blonde, blue eyed brother was the spawn of some filthy Norwegian my mother had filthy sex with behind my dads back.
Rocking the black polo before Steve Jobs even thought of it. -
2020-01-23 at 4:30 PM UTC in Social mediaHere is a pic of my dad, brother and me in the poor house backyard...I'm the pissed off demon looking baby with eyes fixed on the just off camera outside toilet.
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2020-01-23 at 9:09 PM UTC in For years, I have felt sorry for myself, And have expected girl friends and family to try to do everything for me and help straighten out my life...It's like a breath of fresh air on a hot steamy day when squirrel shows up isn't it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-23 at 8:59 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsLooks like I'm going to live forever...damn.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-23 at 6:02 PM UTC in Social mediaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-23 at 1:24 PM UTC in Social media#metoo
#blacklivesmatter
#cancelculture
#wheredidiputmykeys
#etc
All these things are down to social media, where a 4 thinks she's an 8 because 2000 thirsty incels tell her so on instagram, where once to copulate with a member of the opposite sex you had to approach them, now you just swipe right, or is it left, or send them a pm that says "HMU", where talentless hacks have a million followers on tic tok because they show a bit of skin. Where actors and musicans are valued for their political opinions.
Yes folks, society and civilization as we have previously known it for millennia will soon be over. Hone your survival skills while you can.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-22 at 9:49 PM UTC in Social mediaSocial media will be the downfall of civilization, mark my words.
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2020-01-22 at 3:29 PM UTC in an example of good not great graphics design
Originally posted by Wariat have any of you guys seen the id software logo or at lewst the older one? its shit. like part of the letter i is obscure and looks like something anyone could create in a minute. in fact, all id software 2d art seems like shit.
Their business never really relied on their logo, rather the products they produced. That's the case with most companies, their logos become "iconic" after their products are a hit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-23 at 1:26 PM UTC in Jeff Bezos is not very charitable...Billy Gates only does it to appease his fat wife, you know who wears that pants in that house.
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2020-01-23 at 5:36 PM UTC in Who wants my 1000th thank?Sexy little Itybit was kind enough to give me my 3000th earlier today, that's a lot of thanks for a humble man like me who never seeks approval or attention from anyone.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-23 at 5:53 PM UTC in Social media
Originally posted by WellHung Jig, seriously, that baby just does not even look real on that pic. Are you putting us on? And are you being serious about how poor you and your family were?
That's me and yes we were dirt poor, I know my dad told me he'd "Stereotypically" dropped me on my head as a baby so I don't know if that explains the flat spot on the head...as shown in the later photo that apparently had "filled out" with my massive brain.
Of course it could just be down the the potato camera of the time and an optical illusion.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-23 at 5:49 PM UTC in Social mediaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-23 at 2:07 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-23 at 4:22 PM UTC in I've started praying that my life will changeYou have everything you need to be a success, dashing good looks, a wit any playwright would be envious of, the blood of the ancients running through your veins and a yearning to see what's over the next mountain.
PROCEEEEEED.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
