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Posts That Were Thanked by Jiggaboo_Johnson

  1. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    UPDATE

    My boss was standing next to me and asked if I'd pull out my phone and take a picture of something. I proceeded to open my camera and the picture of my nuts on the toilet popped up.
    Akward...
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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so you admit theres no shortage of social interaction.

    Social media is not social
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  3. jerryb African Astronaut
    I have about 3 fridges and a freezer so I'm superhuman.
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  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What do you think you can do in Cali that you can't do in Texas…other than be a massive faggot? (which will cost you 5x more in Cali)

    In Cali I can loot whatever store I want and get away with it, in Texas they will shoot you.
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  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm putting my cardboard box up for a second mortgage.
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  6. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wahl hair clippers…$20 unlimited cuts.

    Shave that fucking thing and be a man.

    This, imagine paying every few weeks for a haircut. Last time I paid for one was in the military. Women don't care about your hair style, they interested in that big bulge.......................in your back pocket.
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  7. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats your moral compass

    He doesn't have one, he's a cold hearted Englishman.
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  8. jerryb African Astronaut
    He needs to transition into a man and stop letting mommy keep him up.
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  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I hate to talk about religion in this way, but sometimes I think God doesn't really give a shit about me and there's so many people, yes God is "every description you could say to make someone seem greater" but like before it would've been 10,000-25,000 people spread accross the world, now there's 25,000 people in the parking lot outside the Miami Heat basketball game.

    You gotta think Gods not gonna be interested in all of us at once, or even many gods (as I know to exist) u think any of them give a shit about you?

    Ya ur interesting, to you, but there's too many people on earth and it's becoming to evil. God sent a flood last time and was like ya u straight enjoy this rainbow cuz it won't happen again

    Noah said "YOu will not flood the world again?"

    God said "Nah next time I"mma hit it with the fire."

    now the worlds hotter than shit,

    u athiests think i'm saying nonsense while reading tea bags and jedi books but it's my religious opinion (Which is 100% devoid of most understandings of paganism) them kikes were loved by god and look where it got them (Success, Homeland, Recognition, Control of every western countries banking and policial lobbiests, global war against their muslim enemies) i mean yeah that's kinda a lot, then they rejected jesus, go read that shit it's all in there

    There is no god or gods. Those are just stories we tell each other so we don't kill each other.
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  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    My mom told me long ago, never be to nice to girls or they will walk all over you and use you. Today my wife and I discuss family matters but I make the final call. Like the military someone has to make the call.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Your last $10 probably went on 3 bottles of Olde English.

    I'm not Bradley.

    It was a 4-pack of Kona Big Waves.
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  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll make one up for you.

    Everyone pays an extra $10 in taxes a year and as a total that's enough money to save 1000 lives via medical procedures for them…would most people be ok with that?

    Yes I think they would if that legitimately happened…though skepticism would be rife that the money would be used for that.

    I think most people would give $10 no problem. Every time I go to this thrift store I always give them some extra bucks because I know for a fact they hand out food and other services for poor people.
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  13. jerryb African Astronaut
    Small tactical nuke clear that shit right up, even sanitize all the hippie shit and piss.
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  14. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Lying cunt" would work better I think.

    That works, but it’s too obvious

    “Attention Seeking Whore” could work
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  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster How are your biscuits and gravy?

    The best in town and our country fried steak with sausage gravy is so big it has to be served on it's own plate!
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Please involuntarily take all scron accounts and merge them into the Self Taught Man for better organization.
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  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    It all started over the weekend with a call to my dad. I was catching up with him when he stated he had been looking into our family tree/genealogy or whatever.
    That's when he said "I found a black guy in there. He was a freed slave."
    Now my dad is not a jokester so when he said "son, you're black" you can bet my black ass that I'm black.
    And having thought about it for the last couple days I can say that the signs were there.
    I love bbq and chicken. I fuck a white woman. I'm uneducated and bad with money.
    I do slave labor.
    🙄
    Love of malt liquor and marijuana.
    Spends time in and out of jail.
    The list goes on and on.

    I tried looking up the information myself following my nigga dad's instructions but didn't manage to get as far back as he did. I'm going over to his house tomorrow to check out everything he came up with.

    My wife is still trying to adjust. She is having trouble handling my bbc.

    I plan on learning more about my roots. I'm going to watch the movie "Precious". And I'm thinking about buying one of those tubes you spit in that tells you where exactly you're from.

    This is all very exciting for me. I'm proud to be black.






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  18. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I do think it tastes better too though (nitrogen infused GUINNESS) but that could be the POWER OF SUGGESTION.

    You drink odorizEd Wa(l)ter
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  19. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    i dont eat ramen...or any noodles anymore really
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    frothy = upset, frothing at the mouth

    kro'z used to say it a lot
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