Burning Man Festival -Rescue Team Needed

1. 2023-09-04 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

   
   

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this guy sniffs every one of my little posts.

2. 2023-09-04 at 8:16 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny there had to be a lot more water than that for a lake to form.

   
   Sun baked clay is a bowl of water. its essentially a large pond. just a puddle of water runoff from higher hills and mountains. it evaporates in a month or two. the problem with this is their crescent-shape parking schematics will need expensive bulldozing to smooth it out once everyone gets out of there. it's over a mile wide in circumpherance. that wasn't in the budget plan. and the owner of this land will never lease out to them ever again. this is probably the last one held at black-rock. the mess left behind. and I'm fairly sure no one is going to pick up their trash this time as they're instructed to do. there will be so much trash stuck in hard baked clay. the owner of the land will sue the event coordinators. watch! I'm Frankie. I predict this.
3. 2023-09-05 at 3:15 AM UTC

   #43
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Chios Honey Sun baked clay is a bowl of water.

   
   There is no fucking clay in the desert dumbass..
4. 2023-09-05 at 3:24 AM UTC

   #44
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker There is no fucking clay in the desert dumbass..

   
   there will be if you add water
5. 2023-09-05 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #45
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker There is no fucking clay in the desert dumbass..

   
   silt then. whatever it is, it's sticky af. just as sticky as clay.
6. 2023-09-05 at 4:40 AM UTC

   #46
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny there will be if you add water

   
   No he's right. In order to have clay you need life. decaying leaves, decaying animals etc. clay is basicly dead gore and muck sp I stand corrected on it being clay. it's clearly sticky as fuck.
7. 2023-09-05 at 11:07 AM UTC

   #47
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny there will be if you add water

   
   

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this guy sniffs every one of my little posts.

8. 2023-09-05 at 1:42 PM UTC

   #48
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   very triggered
9. 2023-09-05 at 2:53 PM UTC

   #49
   toilet clogger Houston
   What a bunch of fucking losers. Ya I want to go stand in a desert for a week with a bunch of smellyass hippies
10. 2023-09-06 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chios Honey 75 thousand people are stuck in a mortar type slime in black rock nevada.

    
    Lets hope they all die.
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    • Speedy Parker
11. 2023-09-06 at 3:56 PM UTC

    #51
    

    jerryb African Astronaut
    Small tactical nuke clear that shit right up, even sanitize all the hippie shit and piss.
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    • Jiggaboo_Johnson
12. 2023-09-06 at 4:04 PM UTC

    #52
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    you see if we were pirates by now when that rich submarine crashed we could just sail into port at BURNING MAN and charge people rides to get out + rob others caravaneers on the now high seas of the Mojave Desert
    
    we just come in through the Gulf of Mexico
    
    and ride the rivers it would be easy. Imagine all the LSD we could steal
13. 2023-09-06 at 4:06 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    60,000 social media influences and 15,000 druggies...no one is going to miss them.
14. 2023-09-06 at 4:11 PM UTC

    #54
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra sacrifices to the climate
    
    secret Aztec sky cult

    
    Tell me more about Aztec sky cults.
15. 2023-09-06 at 4:16 PM UTC

    #55
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Incessant Tell me more about Aztec sky cults.

    
    I was conflating a bunch of things, a big part of aztec sacrifices were for weather and fertility
    
    sky burials are a buddhist thing; in some places like tibet and nepal they leave dead bodies on altars in the mountains so that the birds can eat them and symbolically carry them to heaven... in pieces
16. 2023-09-06 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #56
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    cbu and ckd
17. 2023-09-06 at 4:49 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Leave the 75k idiots in the desert and bring in 75k hot ukraian refugees instead.
18. 2023-09-06 at 4:54 PM UTC

    #58
    

    jerryb African Astronaut
    May want to rethink the Ukrainian one. Read some DT threads first, don't know if ALDI will satisfy them.
19. 2023-09-06 at 6:09 PM UTC

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    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Originally posted by jerryb May want to rethink the Ukrainian one. Read some DT threads first, don't know if ALDI will satisfy them.

    
    GG likes Aldi, and especially loves buying berries there. Dunno how Jiggs would be with buying $5 tubs of blueberries, as well as blackberries, raspberries, pistachios, fancy cheeses, salmon.
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    • jerryb
20. 2023-09-06 at 6:44 PM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Jiggaboo would hand them a bucket and tell em to pick their own berries. Now salmon and cheese not cheap so she better be pretty hot.