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2018-05-30 at 12:47 PM UTC in Bloody Immigrants
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2018-05-30 at 12:47 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2018-05-30 at 12:46 PM UTC in I wish my life hadn't turned out shitty...Whiney MOON PERSONs.
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2018-05-30 at 12:45 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Pretty good thanks for asking.
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2018-05-30 at 12:43 PM UTC in Roseanne Show got cancelled due to her racist tweet.It's racist to assume calling someone an ape is racist...
Per the definition...
4. Informal. a big, ugly, clumsy person.
Nothing about color mentioned. -
2018-05-30 at 12:36 PM UTC in So World Travel not idea?
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2018-05-30 at 12:33 PM UTC in Shitting Out Blood
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2018-05-30 at 12:32 PM UTC in one timeDid it get your dick wetted?
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2018-05-29 at 5:19 PM UTC in genius way to never get caught buying or selling drugsDid anyone say "be a pharmacist" yet?
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2018-05-29 at 5:18 PM UTC in Good breasts at 50
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2018-05-29 at 5:17 PM UTC in best way to kill yourself in prison?20yrs...You'd be out in 7 if it was a none violent crime...chill daddio.
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2018-05-29 at 5:13 PM UTC in Good breasts at 50
Originally posted by stl1 I'll let this golden oldie answer that, LJ.
There was an 87 year old woman who had had it with living. She had buried her oldest, best friend last week. Her husband had passed 13 years earlier. Her children lived out of state and never visited. They might call on Mother's Day…if they didn't have anything better to do. While her health was pretty good for her age, she still was no longer a spring chicken and was on medication for numerous maladies. Her medication made all of her food taste like crap. She was considering how much longer it would be before she required a walker.
Despondent, she got on her computer to look up the easiest, least painful way to commit suicide. She discarded rat poison, hanging, throwing herself off of a bridge or tall building, etc. and settled on suicide by handgun. Luckily, her husband's old military revolver from his service was still loaded and in the bedside table.
The internet article explained that to make sure you got it right, that you should shoot yourself through the heart. It further explained that your heart was located directly behind your left chest.
She slowly took the gun out from the table and held it in her hands for the longest time, gaining the courage needed to actually pull the trigger. She sat in her chair for the longest time, reliving her life in her mind and how she had ended in this place. She placed the gun to her chest and pulled the trigger.
She was admitted to the emergency room with a gunshot wound to her left kneecap.
Cliff notes bitch -
2018-05-24 at 5:31 PM UTC in It is kind of scaryWar huh. What is it good for? absolutely nothing.
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2018-05-24 at 5:20 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2018-05-24 at 5:18 PM UTC in From now on I'm going to shit outside exclusivelyI like to do it in my pants
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2018-05-24 at 4:43 PM UTC in It is kind of scaryI thought this was going to be about herpes when I read the first line
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2018-05-24 at 4:42 PM UTC in Masturbating while driving
Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Wouldn't it be nice if you could get a machine that did this?
Don't need a machine, get some elastic material and make 2 loops attached together (so it's like a figure 8 with a big circle and a small circle...one big enough to go around your thigh and one around your cock). When you walk the loop around the thigh pulls the one on your cock automatically masturbating it for you...it's easily adaptable to sitting situations too simply by moving your knee up and down as if you are rocking out to music...or in the driving instance operating the break/accelerator (and clutch if you are a heathen). -
2018-05-24 at 4:22 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?Yes really.
That's 1200, not 2000.... -
2018-05-24 at 4:22 PM UTC in My boys are done with second grade tomorrow.My boys are a bit sweaty, it's hot here today.
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2018-05-24 at 4:18 PM UTC in Wudn't it suck to be married?
