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  1. #21
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    My last post was #10 and this is a test to make sure I don't have to deal with the captcha crap!
  2. #22
    Originally posted by stl1 I'll let this golden oldie answer that, LJ.


    There was an 87 year old woman who had had it with living. She had buried her oldest, best friend last week. Her husband had passed 13 years earlier. Her children lived out of state and never visited. They might call on Mother's Day…if they didn't have anything better to do. While her health was pretty good for her age, she still was no longer a spring chicken and was on medication for numerous maladies. Her medication made all of her food taste like crap. She was considering how much longer it would be before she required a walker.

    Despondent, she got on her computer to look up the easiest, least painful way to commit suicide. She discarded rat poison, hanging, throwing herself off of a bridge or tall building, etc. and settled on suicide by handgun. Luckily, her husband's old military revolver from his service was still loaded and in the bedside table.

    The internet article explained that to make sure you got it right, that you should shoot yourself through the heart. It further explained that your heart was located directly behind your left chest.

    She slowly took the gun out from the table and held it in her hands for the longest time, gaining the courage needed to actually pull the trigger. She sat in her chair for the longest time, reliving her life in her mind and how she had ended in this place. She placed the gun to her chest and pulled the trigger.

    She was admitted to the emergency room with a gunshot wound to her left kneecap.

    Cliff notes bitch
  3. #23
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Sancho 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


    Love me some titty dancing!
  4. #24
    Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Always n forever😜



  5. #25
    Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Dale!!!!!!!


  6. #26
    Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Freakbitch😱


  7. #27
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Cliff notes bitch


    I wondered when you were going to show, Jiggaboo!

    What nationality are you these days?

    Nairobi?




    Nairobi?
  8. #28
    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Clothes, fin.


    Ewww, stl. Lol
  9. #29
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Sancho Freakbitch😱



    You got a crash on her or something?
  10. #30
    Originally posted by stl1 I wondered when you were going to show, Jiggaboo!

    What nationality are you these days?

    Nairobi?




    Nairobi?

    I affiliate with no one.
  11. #31
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Clothes, fin.


    Ewww, stl. Lol

    you suck at this
  12. #32
    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    😂😂😂 my bad!
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox 😂😂😂 my bad!

    posting nude selfies would make up for it
  14. #34
    Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Dfg You got a crash on her or something?



    Bitch I might be..
  15. #35
    Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock posting nude selfies would make up for it

    Ol begging ass sak of shit..lol
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Dfg You got a crash on her or something?

    He has a big crash on her
  17. #37
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by gumbo He has a big crash on her

    a full on air disaster
  18. #38
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EllariaSand whats the after 50 beer can test…….how many can you drink and keep down after seeing her tits??

    If you can hold a beer can under your floppy titty you fail

    Same as a pencil when you’re 30

    A traffic cone when you’re 60
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sancho ook ook eek eep opp ork ah ah shit..lol

    you dumb nigger...find a translator...no one has any idea what your drooling on about, you dumb nigger
  20. #40
    Originally posted by EllariaSand The over 50 ones that I saw posted on DH were soul scarring


    You're so subtle...lol.
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