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2018-05-11 at 1:02 PM UTC in Am I the only one that finds it ironic
Originally posted by ohfralala I never said a perfect job. I said decent. I’ve known plenty of male fuckups who still live at home with their Mom at 30 and haven’t accomplished shit so yeah.
Of course if a person is 30 and still living with mom he should change his story to "my mom lives with me, I take care of her" -
2018-05-11 at 12:50 PM UTC in You set a goal for yourself you make sure you succeed..
Originally posted by Dfg No, that's horrible and you never know if the cop will off you, if you lived through it, you will be fucked harder. Better take ur life without fucking others. That's the best approach.
Well if you survive it you can sue the cops for millions because you pointed a banana at them and then hire a hot live in nurse to change your diaper and feed you chocolate pudding everyday...it's a win/win -
2018-05-11 at 12:48 PM UTC in You set a goal for yourself you make sure you succeed..
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2018-05-11 at 12:44 PM UTC in You set a goal for yourself you make sure you succeed..
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2018-05-11 at 12:26 PM UTC in If you could only do one drug forever without any negative health effectsPreparation H
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2018-05-11 at 12:19 PM UTC in My culture is not your prom dress!!!
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2018-05-11 at 12:16 PM UTC in are you guys ok? Y'all all seem a little on edge today,, some more than others
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2018-05-11 at 12:14 PM UTC in NIS sienfield biggest fan competitionI preferred Rent-a-ghost.
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2018-05-11 at 12:05 PM UTC in Good Moaning WorldMorning Alba...and everyone else I suppose.
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2018-05-11 at 11:57 AM UTC in I'm going to show you 3 pictures of myself and I'd like you to rate how ugly I am on a scale of UGLY - MAJOR UGLY from 1-10
Originally posted by mmQ See I can't win I was sober and eating healthy and trying to be a good person when that pic was taken so fuck that's why people kill themselves because no matter what they do they're too skinny or too dumb or too anything so I should just die ok? Ok.
Well there is middle ground you know! -
2018-05-10 at 8:05 PM UTC in My culture is not your prom dress!!!
Originally posted by A College Professor Attractive (White?) gal wears "chinese" dress and gets flamed by shit-libs
http://www.thisisinsider.com/girl-accused-of-cultural-appropriation-traditional-chinese-prom-dress-2018-4
reminds me of the fairly recent story of a hot Oklahoma college student wearing a feather head dress indian thing to a Halloween a party and a bunch of no-name shitlib pussies made it into a big deal online
Nice teeth, obviously mommy and daddy shelled out for the braces. -
2018-05-10 at 8:03 PM UTC in Do some people prefer the rain?I try to maintain the same level of miserableness regardless of atmospheric conditions.
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2018-05-10 at 7:59 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Boss bebe at a water park when a sudden wave rips off her tiny bikini and then barreling her across the pool where she finally crashes into my face crotch first.
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2018-05-10 at 7:49 PM UTC in were smoking out the date hoteliersNot good...I realized these people I've worked with for the last 11yrs I don't know their last names in most cases.
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2018-05-10 at 7:37 PM UTC in were smoking out the date hoteliers
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2018-05-10 at 7:33 PM UTC in How to be more sophisticated?Buy some round rimmed specs, get a pullover and knot the arms around your neck (don't actually wear it), get one of those man purses or an 80s style Filofax, grow a beard, hang out at Starbucks and drink skinny lattes, place a copy of Ecce Homo by Friedrich Nietzsche next to your latte at a slight angle so it looks like you casually threw it there as if it was just the daily newspaper.
Done...classes not necessary. -
2018-05-10 at 5:07 PM UTC in dietician be damned
