Posts by Jiggaboo_Johnson

1. 2018-06-21 at 3:26 PM UTC in ways to troll police officers
   

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   Originally posted by NARCassist try carrying wraps of white or brown powder around in little baggies in your pocket then getting yourself searched and detained only for them to find out hours later that they've falsely arrested you.
   
   
   
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   Well they usually have those test kits with them now where they can test it on the spot.
2. 2018-06-21 at 3:25 PM UTC in ways to troll police officers
   

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   Originally posted by NARCassist how the fuck does that work then?
   
   
   
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   They arrest (or ticket you) for possession of drug paraphernalia...you see it all the time on "cops"
3. 2018-06-21 at 3:18 PM UTC in World Cup 2018
   

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   Originally posted by NARCassist even more interesting if we replace the orphans with members of jiggy's family.
   
   
   
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   Lets start with my older brother.
4. 2018-06-21 at 3:17 PM UTC in my nipples hurt
   

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   That doesn't taste good though
5. 2018-06-21 at 3:15 PM UTC in my nipples hurt
   

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   Rub some coconut oil on them.
6. 2018-06-21 at 3:14 PM UTC in ways to troll police officers
   

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   Originally posted by greenplastic 2. Buy a crack pipe and smoke weed legally out of it in view of them.

   
   the pipe would still be illegal though wouldn't it "drug paraphernalia" etc
7. 2018-06-21 at 2:22 PM UTC in Hey kids
   

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   Originally posted by NARCassist how do you 'fake a gay'? do you just limp your wrist and say 'ooh la la' in a really faggy accent?
   
   
   
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   Play gay...it's a thing
8. 2018-06-21 at 2:21 PM UTC in MY FRIEND DON JUST GOT A SIEZE AND RESIST ORDER
   

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   They are afraid their spy nanobots which they distribute in rain by seeding the clouds with them will be discovered if people start collecting rain water.
9. 2018-06-21 at 2:11 PM UTC in Duran Duran
   

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   Used to think Nena was a fair bit o kit back in the day...looking at it now from my mature man of the world prespective...not so much.
   
   
10. 2018-06-21 at 1:44 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

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    I-40 runs through the Panhandle way at the top so no. Haven't been up there. Looks photoshopped though.
11. 2018-06-21 at 1:31 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

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    That's a cool pic, the lightning, did you take it?
12. 2018-06-21 at 1:27 PM UTC in World Cup 2018
    

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    Today's game predictions.
    
    Denmark 3 Australia 0
    France 2 Peru 1
    Argentina 2 Croatia 1
13. 2018-06-21 at 1:03 PM UTC in advice 4 someone who
    

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    Start caring.
14. 2018-06-21 at 12:53 PM UTC in people i know want to kill me
    

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    Originally posted by joerell Certainly not you…you're a loser with nothing to offer anyone. They volunteered…something an asshole like yourself can't even understand. You have no dignity or ability to be honorable. You created your miserable life…no one else. Quit seeking attention…no one cares.

    
    Are you talking about the Iranian Army?
15. 2018-06-21 at 12:50 PM UTC in what did your last text message say?
    

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    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Actually they do, watermelon guy.

    
    No, if it talks re: text to voice...it's no longer a text message but a text to voice message.
16. 2018-06-21 at 12:37 PM UTC in Today
    

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    It's 23 hours, 56 minutes, 4 seconds just like any other day.
17. 2018-06-21 at 12:36 PM UTC in what did your last text message say?
    

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    Nothing, text messages don't talk.
18. 2018-06-21 at 12:35 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

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    Originally posted by tee hee hee For my toiletting business- we've NOT gone electronic.

    
    in 50-100yrs when it will be possible for humans to upload their consciousness into a computer or robot body (thereby making humans effectively immortal) there will be no need for toilet paper.
19. 2018-06-21 at 12:31 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

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    Originally posted by tee hee hee I got toilet paperrrr!!!!

    
    For what? why does a toilet need paper?
20. 2018-06-21 at 12:28 PM UTC in I love cunnilingus...
    

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    Originally posted by Archer513 I prefer thunderpussy
    
    They know how to shut up
    
    

    
    From left to right.
    
    1 maybe, but It would be a one nighter and only if she shaved.
    2. She looks like she'd want to be slapped around so yes. (edit: wait, "she" has massive hands...ummm)
    3. fuck no.
    4. yep, freak...you know you'd get a blumpkin off that