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2022-01-27 at 5:21 AM UTC in Fona 1-27-2022 Operation: Find a Job Before I'm FuckedThis Fona thread was made possible by contributions to Fonaplats from viewers like you. Thank you!
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Hello everyone.
My job went done fucked my face with my own talking dick and didn't disappoint in proving my shit talking to be true.
Today is full on hard core boots on the ground.
That is my plan anyways.
To start, I have an eye appointment to get glasses so I can pass the physical for the job I applied for yesterday.
Then I am going to print out my resume until my printer is out of ink and go distribute copies to every damn place I come across that might be worth a shit.
At some point I'll be heading over to a temp agency to inquire about a job I had lined up last year that I turned down because I thought I had more going on for me than I did.
The vast majority of my day will probably be spent driving from one parking lot to another.
Hopefully I find something to at least keep me afloat for a while or best case scenario I find something I really am interested in and it pays nice nice.
At this point I'll scrape rust off a chain link fence with a heat treated dog turd if it means I don't have to worry about my bills for another month.
Anyways, hope you all have a productive and amazing day.
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2022-01-26 at 6:04 PM UTC in trust issues in rekarionshipswariat if the girl your meeting online says she's the age of consent in your country, you can guarantee you're not being set up by the police like you were in CAlifornia.f
I don't know why i'm helping you but i guess if Polish people want men like you in their children at 15 or whatever, got bless you you weird little fucker
If she says she's x ager and then at any point in y0our electronic transfer says she's younger, she is the younger age in your 2nd world country's court system
fortunately i have a great surety that you come off as like mentally unprogressed and i think that would definitely favor in anyone's punishment of you.
I mean they put you in protective custody and you got laid everyday by another Slav, other than the sex stuff that was the time you were happiest.
that's kinda fucked bro, have you tried drugs? like after the womb?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-26 at 4:22 AM UTC in So her husband came to visit me at work
Originally posted by Sudo Oh man someone drops my addy to me after trying to catch me like that I tell em come out after the chillins are asleep and I STAND MY GROUND until the box empty nahmean. You hamdled it like a stand up gent and must be practicing your inner ninja monk. You can harness that raw power into new positive outcome vectors just be patient (which I'm sure you know)
My thought was if he has her phone, he can read the texts n see shes been throwing pussy as me for a couple months n i was always just like “ idk if ur husband would appreciate you trying to get me to come in ur hot tub while hes golfing”. Ive basically been a glorified marriage counselor. She even a bit a huge bruise on my bicep when i wouldnt let her whip my dick out, Like if a 40 year old man wants to blame me for his hoe wife n their midlife crisis idk what to say that wouldnt hurt his feelings.
LOL he prolly read the text where she said he had a tiny useless dick. Fuck that must suck. Id totally let him beat me up if it gave him some dignity back.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-26 at 4:18 AM UTC in So her husband came to visit me at workyou should bang him to show his wife how it feelsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-26 at 4:09 AM UTC in So her husband came to visit me at workHe just said my moms street but not the number. But i mentioned it to his wife sometime a long time ago. Idk. Homie dont want smoke, He was so skinny unthreatening that i just let him punch me n then was ready to turn the other cheek like jesus himself. When it comes down to it im kind of a saint.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-26 at 4:04 AM UTC in So her husband came to visit me at workPretended to be the woman i got caught with the other night, used her phone n asked me to come outside n talk. I think he thought he was being spooky or something but i was just like ay whatup man. N hes like “You should know she overdosed, and shes in the hospital unconscious. And this is on you. I gave the police your number.” N i was like “aight dude yeah have em holler at me. Sorry bout the whole situation but i didnt bang ur wife n whatever drugs n shit she took, whatever stuff you guys have going on is on you.” He casually mentioned my address which he prolly just google searched, n idk if that was supposed to be a veiled threat or whatever but i kinda dont care.
Ill keep you updated as the white trash bonanza evolves but if he poisoned her maybe she wrote me into the will n i can purchase NIS from lanny n build my own sausage castle in Nevada wjphere yall can come drink cough syrup and smoke chewy blunts with ya boi.
Ok gg eat spaghetti laterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-25 at 9:53 PM UTC in I miss Casperu know what, fuck u guys, imma make a thread about mosen negants rifles.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-25 at 9:39 PM UTC in I miss CasperI know it's so sad he died from friction burn from excessive interracial 3somes.
I miss EnterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-24 at 1:39 AM UTC in NIS movie night.
Originally posted by Aleister Crowley STFU we all know who he is and don't need to be subjected to another torturous, Wozny's FACT-OF-THE-DAY faggotry.
OMG, I said I wouldn't loose it and be a nice person but I am this close to flying out to your house, and smashing your dick in with the front corner end of a hot clothes iron.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-23 at 6:44 PM UTC in NIS movie night.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-23 at 2:27 AM UTC in Hey Red. Good GameBro
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I'm glad you favor the feds so much. Knowing San Francisco has stopped aiding the Feds in looking for "illegal aliens" and the same Feds who will eventually knock on you fucking door and take your toys from you
yep. you at least acknowledge the power the feds have in keeping parkland or BLM land being taken away.
I love BLM myself, the open land being purchased up from farmers is making future off-roading a blast.
but you're the one pushing and pulling logic based on what side you chose to clash with.
It's fun to watch you make up things and argue against them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-23 at 1:44 AM UTC in NIS movie night.The author of this post has returned to nothingnessThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-22 at 9:45 PM UTC in NIS movie night.Scron you nigger, I have been carrying this site and your welfare soaked ass on my back for 7 years despite its producing 0 revenue. You faggots have started two competing sites which I’ve allowed to be advertised here, two discords, god knows how many different TC rooms and a Minecraft server, none of which still operate so you can drink a gallon of my vermouth flavored piss.
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2022-01-22 at 5:42 PM UTC in NIS movie night.Who is up for "Assault Of The Killer Bimbos"?
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2022-01-22 at 11:38 AM UTC in I might need to go to the HospitalDude relax ur fine
The fuck is going on with uone minute you act like your buying property and the next your in the tenderloin getting gassed by homeless people
Like wtf do u do to get yourself into this mess?
And u shoulda faked like it really hurt you and called 911 and gave that fuxking homeless bitch a violent charge and a home for the night at least.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-22 at 10:20 AM UTC in I might need to go to the Hospitali got shit thrown at me by a weirdo homeless lady
I feel sick coming on. I think I got hit in the eye by bodily fluid from a water bottle she was smacking
I hate this world. I used to be nice to homeless. I became homeless and no one gave two fucks about me. I was off meds for 12 days and no one fucking cared about my Rx use of Rx Meth but everyone is so "ohh.. he's a meth head junky, Awwwww"
My brother was too. he died but he was an evil fucker for a long time, pissing people off.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-22 at 1:16 AM UTC in Big stonk market crash today
Netflix down 20%, FAG down 5%, etc.
Well overdue correction for these shitty tech stonks. They're getting pushed back to around where they were in 2017.
Hopefully property will be next.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-21 at 1:46 PM UTC in Wariat and qmr are both products of California.Am I right or an I rightThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-21 at 3:43 AM UTC in What do normal people do all day??fuck niggers?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-21 at 3:11 AM UTC in What do normal people do all day??The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
