2022-05-29 at 6:10 PM UTC
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Woke up at 1am to pee
cool, now fona has an excuse to take 4 hour naps every day for the next week
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maybe learn how to fucking type and form sentences first
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to go hunting especiALLY NOT A 18 year old angry 'man' whos barely old enough to get his pecker whet and wants to go on a murderous spree because some kid acrosst the country called him a NIGGER on voicechat on call of duty modern warefare 3 and teabagged him
only the police should even have guns because literally if you weant to be a hunter guy you can use a bow and arrow which takes actual skill
edit - even the cops dont need guns look at europe for exammple there cops over there just carry whistles and they dont spend there shift going around doing a george floyd all day long they just walk there beats and look for skeezers and they give them free condoms and make sure no one is littering
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2022-05-29 at 4:08 PM UTC
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DontTellEm nude photo
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2022-05-29 at 4:08 PM UTC
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DontTellEm nude photo
Originally posted by aldra
why did I click this
I'm still trying to figure out why she sent it to me
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2022-05-29 at 4:07 PM UTC
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DontTellEm nude photo
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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2022-05-29 at 4:04 PM UTC
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2022-05-29 at 12:55 PM UTC
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House shopping
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
contract for deed will give you a ton of options without a mortgage, I got one house for 69,000 one for 10,ooo one for 26,000.
I didnt make a dime off them but did get my money back on 2 of them , I could have made money but it was quick sales just to get my money back to get something else .
the one I'm in now I got for 27,000 cash its worth 24,000 now cuz I live here and I make the neighborhood look like shit cuz I'm redneck as hell and you cant make 8 4x4's a 4 wheeler and 11 snowmobiles look good no matter how you stack them
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2022-05-29 at 6:35 AM UTC
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House shopping
For reals though it might be a couple of years. We are both impulsive and it would be nice not jumping on this idea too hard too fast.
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2022-05-29 at 6:27 AM UTC
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thats one way to do it
you can go to medical school and learn to be an anesthesiologist , some people have noticed that a lot of them sure are full of themselves and are huge cocksucker insufferables but what are you gonna do because there really smart at getting people doped up without killing them in the process wow what a skill but hey im not gonna knock it i might need them to use there superpowers to fuck me up on dope one day.
you can be a janitor at one of the schools and they will treat you pretty bad when it comes down to it.. and make you hike across the street on your break just to huff a cig even if its your right to do it but they dont care its literally a bunch of wanna-be milfs that no one even wants to screw that sit on the school board im not even going to get into that right now.
you can go work at the plant and even today it might still be the best option but honestly none of it really makes sense good luck getting hired on and if you do you might get laid off or furloughed for 5yrs until we have a new president that doesnt hate BIG DICK TRILL NIGGAs making a living but you never know you also might get a buttload of OT and make 90k but one things for sure some how some way they will probably find a way to make you hate your life
or you can be a cop and they will give you a ford explorer with a rusty shotgun and a ibm laptop with the clit, or if you want to be a leather daddy a harley davidson where you hide under the overpasses like a scumbag nigger faggot pirate who steals peoples money who do real work ,and do other parasite activitites like rev your engine up and lecture people about how smart you are for being a pig
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Although i thought hed be coming back out after to take photos but he never did so i just texted him n said i need to meet up n get a picture
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2022-05-29 at 5:46 AM UTC
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i wish k-roz was here to counsel you, because you need expert advice
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Just saw viper perform. life is complete
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2022-05-29 at 4:24 AM UTC
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My Memoirs
bend over and I'll show u something gross
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2022-05-29 at 4:23 AM UTC
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Sometimes I think I jumped
Originally posted by aldra
practice shouting at people until they crumple
maybe i can try eating fifteen wheels of cheese the next time i injure myself
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2022-05-28 at 9:07 PM UTC
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My Memoirs
Originally posted by Kafka
She sounds like she doesn’t get any dick
Ok but at least when I do I don’t cry after.
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2022-05-28 at 7:51 PM UTC
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Boris’s day out
Originally posted by troon
dogs tend not to be suicidal
or fans of doing fat doinks of fentanyl
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I'm not sure how to say this but I like to hurt people and if I fuck up I throw 30+1 and run.
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i said i had a srs bad emergency of hi emergentsy and they said there about to go on lunch and try back in a hr and everything like that
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i called and said i was trying to reach them about their extended warranty and they hung up on me
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