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  1. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood where I can drink an unlimited amount, not get hung over


    Yeah that will change in a few years. In my 20s I could go out...have 15 beers get home at 12, and get up at 7am the next morning for work as if nothing happened...6 days a week.

    Then mid 30s came along...
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  2. Imagine having an old ass grandma sitting on your face while a 15yr old dog lover licks your ass, with a shirtless prison guy sitting in the corner jacking off to it...IMAGINE FUYS!
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yet you still type like you're faded. I guess that's not surprising
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  4. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Can they get the 10k from your parents?
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  5. WellHung Black Hole
    go out for a beer and celebrate
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  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Glad ur doing ok..but Bradley I think you would enjoy a regular job at like Wal mart or some random shit. If u just got it together a 'little bit [kinda like now] you could literally be a manager/shift leader type at a fast food restaurant or something. Also you are smart enough to get at least ur associates man..get ur fasfa money, which u can ask for way more and live off of, and start taking a few classes man, you would love college man just take easy classes and make sure u do the work no matter how bad you think you'll do or how hard it is and I pretty much guarantee you'll pass.

    I'm finally getting my associates this semester and xfering to a bigger school. I should 110% be dead and u know this too..

    Just saying man…glad to see ur doing good and stuff but its almost time for your next step Bradley. Remember you are the company you keep. So get a job, save money, and get a place of your own brother. Use some of the fasfa money if u want..usually you'll get a check 6 weeks into the semester for a couple grand or part of your student loan or whatever for the year and that could be your down payment.


    Anyway just saying, I love yah bro and wish ya the best and know your smart enough to literally do anything you want in life you just have to manifest it in your mind, and take baby steps toward it day by day then next thing you know, bam it happens.

    you make it sound so simple and obtainable for people with basically nothing to their name to be able to get their own houses lol
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    What up?

    So I haven't been posting as much and by that I mean I figured out how to download Zelda 1 with custom made quests by a community.

    So that's kept me occupied yesterday, the day before that was the Summer Solstice. I have like 4 friends here. One of them vaulted the fence and disappeared with a backpack on. He didn't give us any contact information and did the dash violating his ten years of parole.

    I've been dressing really nice and I was gonna not drink coffee today, but then my boy just handed me a half of mug of espresso to get me started (normally I drink about 2 mugs of espresso by the time we go to breakfast). He thought I was out I imagine. Not sure since we speak 2 different language and "I'm not having any today" is a confusing term on whether i plan to have any.

    Found out I have high blood pressure 138/85.

    Everyone I play dominos and cards with is sick as fuck with Covid19, but not ya boy!~!!~ I refuse to wear a mask and quote Jonathon Faucci as saying that if I'm 6 feet away from everyone I don't have to wear one, so I got a PRC test with everyone and am getting every other day instant tests. All have come back negativo and because everyone on my floor is sick as fuck but not me cuz i'm the best.

    Bought a gal pal for Tacklebacklepacklepal and she came yesterday, along with 2,000 googley eyes, a pair of nice (well made, but not expensive) polarized green mirror amber lens sunglasses because of how bright Florida is in expectation of fishing.

    I am gonna start buying fishing stuff next month when I got a month till I release.

    I'm thinking a good money making scheme will be selling water bottles on the beach out of a cooler, or maybe I just go fishing.

    Trying to fuck pretty much all these haitian girls, but I like looking at the black ones, might go for that. I really like how the native spanish speakers (most aren't mexican) with accents as thick as their asses, i like how their inflections in voice sound.

    My drawing of people who aren't Odin is also improving rapidly, I showed the therapist running group yesterday the photo I had drawn of her. I liked that she looked at it for awhile and didn't just dismiss it, but she's paid to be nice to us unlike the girl I'm about to go talk to who walks to work by 7 that drinks espresso with me.

    I don't tell her its sugary espresso, so she thinks I'm just constantly drinking this strong ass drank as regular coffee.

    I'm really excited for nothing. Probably gonna buy another USB xbox controller to play more games with in the day room and look at all the jelly mufuckas i won't tell how I did it.

    Gained about 8lb since I quit drinking, so I'm only eating 1/2 of the food their offering me instead of double.

    Really want to get some non fiction books to teach myself how to do salt water fishing, apparently i need a lot of new shit and it's all really expensive and well made from PENN so that'll probably be 300-400 for 2 rods but I'm going to end up getting 3 for the same price.

    I talked to my mom for about 30 seconds before she started shitting on me for my mental health (I'm nuts) and I told her I gotta go and hung up, that was the first time I talked to her since I left WI.

    If I don't post for awhile, it's probably because I'm happy and I'll post periodic updates, regular shit posting will resume when I go back to using drugs or my life falls apart.
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  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine being 37 and spending your elderly mother's savings on underaged prostitutes
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  9. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's time to stop leaching off mom and/or dad, you're 37…

    19 years too late
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  10. It's time to stop leaching off mom and/or dad, you're 37...
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  11. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ya but what about 9/11 and Jeff hunter and totse?
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  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Do u feel glory holes are worth the risk?
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  13. Originally posted by Wariat who actually hunt for men not boys but men at 16 like me?

    You're not a man, you don't even financially support yourself.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by blaster master Hope you have a good week bud, stay cool it's gonna be toasty this week.

    Thanks. You too.
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  15. I'm sorry you had to go thru all that
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  16. Originally posted by Rape Monster Well if u weren't trying to rape 12 year olds in the park u would still be enjoying a nice chipotle burrito bowl at this very moment

    And licking a dog on the ass. What u think himi
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  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat man i miss chipotle so much. those burrito boels with sour cream. i hate fucking poland so much.

    Well if u weren't trying to rape 12 year olds in the park u would still be enjoying a nice chipotle burrito bowl at this very moment
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  18. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sex Goblin Yeah of $3

    I can buy a whole 1/8th block of government cheese with that
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  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    tell ur girl to fart on ur dick
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