2022-11-20 at 7:44 PM UTC
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guys get a load of this
Originally posted by Wariat
Bedore we tried it she sucked my dick
really well guys ronight like she just loved it. And this time loved it. I washed it with soap after taki f eadh piss so she woukdbt srop ro run away i also rold her rhis rime itd clean. It started as i was playibf my ps3 she was watching and put her foot on my hand or controller than my dick. I told her i gor to piss did cleaned it than said dome on sudk it snd sort of took it our oh wait before thwt she had her foot on open dick than i ran ro restroom and later she jist wudked it so food like she smilee like she lived for it than i ate ass pussy and dingeree bur she wouldnt let me dudk her pussy but said ok we dan try anal or ass.
wats dingeree
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Originally posted by WellHung
I wish I was zen like Candy..but I'm miserable..so I'll try to make her the same..with a thread
LOL
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2022-11-20 at 5:51 PM UTC
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Gobble gobble
Originally posted by blaster master
Hey Lanny, what do you think about this twitter mass firing? Was there a ton of totally unnecessary fluff on staff?
IDK mang, most people I talk to are convinced Elon is having a Kanye style breakdown and everything is imploding, the remainder think it's some kind of 12d chess shit. Probably somewhere in the middle. Every major tech company could probably cut 25% of its staff and come out ahead, and it's worth noting facebook just did a round of layoffs and no one is saying Zuckerberg needs to be hospitalized. Contractors in particular (the first round of cuts Musk made) are very _very_ cost ineffective and like a great example of one of those things that helps management look good but ultimately harms the health of a company. So at least on the staffing side I think Elon isn't just spazzing out. That said, he's taking one hell of a PR hit, and the recent observable mastadon traffic uptick suggest there are real consequences to that.
Originally posted by Bradley
Hey Lanny, have you thought about expanding the workforce over at NiS headquarters? I'm looking for a job where I do absolutely nothing, so I figured running this place might be a good fit.
Yeah, lala keeps getting mad at our cleaning people for not putting things back in the right place. Wanna be the NiS maid?
Originally posted by Ghost
Lanny is elon musks personal coffee savant and tests every cup for freshness
"freshness" is what it says in the job description, but I know I'm actually the poison enhancement. Elon told me he thinks the iljediminatti are trying to assassinate him because of his south african heritage
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i know people who go on vacations and have less luxury comforts than these people do at work.
They go there to eat catered meals, work on the roof, sit in meditation rooms, walk on a treadmill, do yoga? Like what the fuck? You're paid to do that shit? That sounds like what I would pay to experience.
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You're all just sitting here waiting for me to put my foot in my mouth so you can scavenge my intellectuals.
I see you
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Originally posted by Wariat
and i tried to fuck some 28 or 20 yr old ukriwnian chicks or hit them up buy them drinks etc and nothing worked. they ignored me or clsimed to have boyfriends or just werent interested. sort of like when me and star trek tried it wt the other bar we were at here in town. anyway, eventually i was srill on methadrone or had some left so i was horny so i sort of went up to or started to dance around these 31 yr olds one with big tits and the other slughtly pudgy or obese but not bad and they were all over me. or the pudgy one. she like ended up turning and hitting me with her ass when we dsnced and later we made out many times including her kissing my neck ear etc. i felt like i was being smothered. but at the end of the night like at 4 am i told her i may not perform or get hard because she replied we csn go to your place or mine when i asked her if she wanted to come over. and i started having feelings of inadeauecy or worried sbout rectile dysfunction. so she basiclsly got scsred or replied maybe you need another girk tonight or to find a diff one? and she sorpped like kissing me or being vlose etc. so she ended up leaving and bawiclaly ditching me and later this blond chick also like 31-32 was there and i dont know why i didnt try for the youngins as there were many 18 yr olds there last night like many but i ende up dancing newr her as i think the reason was she was alone and seemed like an easier target for me. so later we went to my place and ende dup fucking but my dick surprised me because it got hard for a minute and even when it wasnt she srill got on top and sort of fucked it. but only pussy she woukdnt put it in the ass or let me or suck my dick or lick my ass or nothing and i ended up licking her pussya nd ass which was sort of lame.
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tl;dr version: licked some fat girls asshole after she was all sweaty at a club and my dik went mush as usual
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2022-11-19 at 9:18 AM UTC
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Zoey opened a diner.
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
She's such the entrepreneur kitty kitty.
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2022-11-19 at 3:26 AM UTC
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Hey Guys. Been a Long Time
Afraid I did not post on any other sites after Zoklet. After going through two major shut downs, I felt it was best to try and move on and live a little bit outside of the Temple. Though it was a hard experience, I think I made the right choice. The only thing I wish I would have done a little differently, was attempt to keep in touch with all the wonderful people that made that place great.
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2022-11-18 at 11:24 PM UTC
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Working at Lowe's in plumbing
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
After a full and comprehensive training course that consisted of nothing more than corporate brian washing that lasted aprox 3 days I was READY!!
LOL what a fucking joke this shit is.
No one knows anything and the ones that do are just trying to keep the flow of shit going.
First day "on the floor"I found out that I'm the only one in the whole department.
So I just wandered around for awhile trying to look busy,sweeping up and shit, a few customers came and asked some questions I answered to the best of my ability.
Met the manager the next day total Dbag didn't give me any shit-"not yet".
On the third day I met Pete he works from 5:30am to noon 2 days a week,This guy is awesome he is old and half deaf so he talks REAL loud.
The best part is that every other word out of his mouth is FUCK!
Pete is a retired plumber and the first thing he said to me was "don't try and fix this place,you can't it's FUCKED".
I said they aint paying me enough to give half a shit I just wanted something to do.$16.75 an hour is crap.
So the next time your in Lowe's and can't find what you are looking for don't ask anyone just go on Lowe's.com do a search because that's all we do.
I can't see myself working in place for long because the first person that gives shit will the reason I leave.
I make more money driving cars around and not have to deal with anything.
This is at the very least a 20 dollar an hour job corperate America has it's head up it's ass.
If the job paid more I would take it more seriously but whatever it's only 3 miles from my house and a good time killer for now.
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2022-11-18 at 8:52 PM UTC
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holy shit im feeling good
Originally posted by Wariat
and i fucked up because my dick wouldnt get hard
There's a running theme here isn't there...
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you spend a lot of time thinking about other men, how they smell, their bowels, and what they would cook if you were welcome at their table and in their bed
Have you considered making an account at NowIsOurTime.com? It's a 60+ website.
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2022-11-18 at 4:46 AM UTC
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I called that 15yo a whore!!!
ya right u coulnd't get hard old man
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2022-11-18 at 3:47 AM UTC
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Hey red
i'm gonna go to bed because it's 11pm and i'm responsible ish, highly recommend u get super blitz wariat and try being more aggressive with the ladies, you gotta start doing something different bro
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2022-11-18 at 12:39 AM UTC
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I'm back in the Netherlands
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by blaster master
mail wario some mdma hopefully triggering a depressive episode
mephedrone + mdma = he jerks off so long and so hard he actually breaks his cock off hiding in the bushes at the park
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2022-11-17 at 11:07 PM UTC
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Who is uglier, ratface or mmq?
I get all of my news from this forum.
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2022-11-17 at 4:20 PM UTC
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rainycity
what was that one show lazytown with that girl with the pink hair on nikolodean when i was a wee lad of 10 or 11 i would masturbate to that show
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Okay everybody there's a product where we can go back and take all of kr0z posts, or malice if you wanna pay for him to come back, and make an AI system where he'll post and continue learning and kinda have the same personality and regurgitate old data and yee haws and we can bring him back along with all of our other dead users. Let's be honest, I've only met 1 of you IRL in 12 years, we don't know each other IRL, might as well just have our dead friends pretend back.
It might be good for a trial run. I hate to say it like this, but we can set him to post at whatever frequency we want and while it'll largely be a scrambling repeating of old ideas it might be interesting to see what the 'personality' is that responds to our evolving forum's posts.
I am 100% unsure what it will evolve to, but we can always just keep reseting it to the data if it evolves in directions we don't like, kinda like how the AI GoogleBot became racist and they pulled the plug. Or we just keep it turned on and let kr0z's memory be twisted by a computer learning from his perspective and trying to transmute a bunch of Niggasinspace Tier quality posts into a living breathing SEX MACHINE
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
I failed a drug test for a sales job with Verizon and told them I use full spectrum CBD to help me sleep and it probably triggered the test and they were like "your metabolite levels were too high for that" lol
To sell fucking phones, why do you care if people smoke weed?
Access to the telephone system, one messy stroke of a key and their caller ID will say HOSE instead of JOSE
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