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Posts That Were Thanked by blaster master

  1. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    here ya go:

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  2. Octavian motherfucker
    LYING, ROTHCHILDS LOVING, PERMETANNED FAGGOT!
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  3. snab_snib African Astronaut
    everything is out of your reach.
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  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by theshroomguy Who cares? The guys moved on and is probably dead,hiding in some third world shithole or wheelchairing around some god forsaken care home by now.

    Maybe he's right here, posting under another handle. Have you even considered that possibility?
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  5. cigreting Dark Matter
    letd do it then let me kno wen u got em n il tel u how to poast
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    He's one of my favorite posters
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  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    I never criticize others about their drug use unless they do me ya know lol

    My best friend did coke in front of me at a party and they asked if I wanted some .. I said no thank you didn’t make a big deal out of it

    She knows I wasn’t gonna do it idk why she asked .. probably just proper drug etiquette
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  8. Charlie Sheen will be visiting him in hospital with the Crisco.
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  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I almost bet justin beiber is going to come out while he's washed out and crying saying how he got mouth raped by ludacris to give him vocal lessens

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  10. pro: you have a pleasurable physical feeling for a little while, 30 seconds to an hour or so, or maybe a lot longer if you're on meth

    cons: possibly get STD's that would make you uncomfortable at best and a social pariah and dead at worst.
    possibly have a kid which would require you to feel anxious for the rest of your life because you are unable to justify bringing a new human being into the world, and/or pay child support for 18
    years
    at least and/or support and raise.
    have to court and then deal with another human being who is probably disgusting like you are
    possibly could catch feelings for someone you didn't want to and then you have to deal with shitty feelingz
    if the person you are fucking is ugly people will judge you for it, if they are attractive people will be jealous of you and despise you for it and try to fuck with you
    have to either wash your sheets or sleep in bodily fluids afterwards

    i mean am i missing something here? the shit is fucking dumb
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  11. Why does everyone talk about toilet roll. Everyone I've spoke too says "you better stock up on TP"...as if that's the most important thing in the world when the shit hits the fan (no pun intended)....I'll stock up on beef jerky and wipe my ass on leaves thank you very much
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  12. I went to the Asian Market on Saturday, maybe I should self quarantine for a couple of weeks.
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  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat were they thankful for you licking their pussy or ass moreso?

    I actually rarely lick pussy and never lick ass.

    If I only known the chick for like 2 hours I'm not taking any chances.

    But my dick, tho, I rarely wrap that shit so I'm actually kinda retarded when it comes down to it.
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  14. snab_snib African Astronaut
    ^ this man is a subwhite semite who wants you to try something stupid and have a limb amputated or worse.
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  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    They're not "with" me, but I'm pretending within my own imagination that they are.

    They're actually my age, so normally I wouldn't pay much mind, but they are kinda surprisingly hot for 30-somethings.

    I can just tell that one of them is a man hating feminazi type and that kinda turns me on.

    1. She has blue hair (obviously hates men).

    2. She just got up and did karaoke and her song of choice was Goodbye Earl by the Dixie chicks.

    Folks, I want her to take her aggression towards men out on me in the bedroom.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nah we're just heterophobic.
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  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Lammy is a lucky manboy,, all the other men who made the trip sorta vanished
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    homos R us usertitle
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The taco bell near my house has on average 2 employees working ever. Their lobby is never open anymore, the drive thru closes at like 10pm, and it takes about 20 minutes to get your order which is always half assed. I'm amazed every day I drive by it and see that it's still in business considering it's been like that for years now.
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  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country What kind of jedi plot is this?

    It's the plot that makes sure our calenders don't go too far out of sync with the seasons.
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