I haven't been this depressed about a birthday ever. Not so much the birthday but how old I am. I had hoped to just spend the entire day eating gummies and fishing. The rain in the forecast has killed that plan.
I am 30 in 2 days and here I am still not really knowing what the hell I am doing. Im so lazy. My body always feels shit-like.
I was working with a new girl the other night and she was really young not farm animal like whch is rare at my work. I asked her if she had any kids and she said a 3 year old and a 3 month old. Then I asked how old she was and she said 19 about to be 20.
Im just glad I dont have to be her.
But at some point down the line there will come a time when I am just an old gross man with hair in his ears.
sigh
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He was slamming his skateboard down the road wearing his white oak leaves hauling some srs ace. I know he was havinf a good ole Time cuz he was making a face like
So I was like DUDE IM YOU R BIGGEST FAN and he jerked his neck so hard to look at me he crashed his skateboard but he just brushed it off. He come talk to me cause as he says he likes giving back and cutting it up with his fans. He let me ride in the back of his skateboard and he started popping wheelies it scared the bajeezots outta me but it was a total thrill ride. The wheels on it liferally turnt sideways at one point like the engines on that crazy marine aircraft( osprey or harroer I cant remember which one) and we started levitating like 4 feet off the ground.
I was flabberghasted and he pulled a gallon of Ciroc out of his backpack and we started cat calling all the hefty joggers ay can we get two slices? We both like Amazon and softball volleyball looking chickens were just a couple of skateboarder dudes and he let me film some footage of us levitating tbe board anyway this other dudes cussing up a storm hes so irate and really killing my vibe amd concentration so I'll finiah this one later
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they did this in berkeley too that did a whole rigamaroo of banning man-holes cause its sexist so now they can't refer to them as man-holes they are circularly-lidded access quarters
and then after that they banned natural gas. very unnatural. down in illinois they had a gay pride thing all the queers came out like perverts
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Originally posted by CASPER
When did Texas become such a bunch of fucking pussies?
lol how did they include j3ws in this victim circle jerk?
since the influx of californians and new yorkers moving here lol. nah but seriously, some of these politicians are such ass clowns with nothing better to do. they should be fired for wasting tax payer money for these shenanigans.
It's not racist to use the country of origin to refer to a pandemic. It's been done for centuries, it just fits the dem agenda to make it racist.
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shes making that pooper clap like eeee EEEEEE. kinko voice:this is howwey dewwwwooeeer it phamm!!! bap bap bap bap bap brb i have to go wash the schmeel off my lappy my smellovision just crash
remember when lil arny was stuck on stupid for kinko and would always smell his finger while talking about licking her armpits and burning her house down, the other hand down his pants he would just mumble to himself like " oh yeah SHeHOYYYYYYEAH YEAH"
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The difference between you and us is we've all taken LSD and expanded our minds and understand the universe in an intimate way.
you virgins of the astral planes stuck in the flesh net might think you're wise and experienced but it's obvious to us that are woke that you are just like everyone else and there is nothing special about you.
Follow the rules. Stay sober and live a secular life of capitalism and materialism.
Namaste.
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