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Posts That Were Thanked by blaster master

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm not addicted to anything. I smoke and drink every day but I'm not addicted. I could quit anytime I wanted to.
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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Welders are always sought after in Canada. Come up here and get treated like a human bean
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  3. Originally posted by blaster master Been fired from 3 jobs in a row, I'm really on a roll. This last one was within 8 working days. Ho ho holy fach.

    Fucking money is tight so I bought some wine on my credit card. Filled my freezer with steak before they catch on that I'm not gonna be able to make no payments and shut the fucker off.

    Might have some work coming up in Indiana, but it's a long ass drive from my crib and I'm not all that pumped about that. This last job fired me because the foreman kept yelling at me and when I told him not to, the owner let me go and gave me some Jesus piece about how he has to do what's right for his family because he's a follower of the lord and I'm obviously not.

    That's kinda how it goes with family businesses tho, if your last name isn't on the check you ain't part of the family, you're just another shithead they act like they dont need.

    I think right now with the way the market is, no one really wants to pay a guy with no wife and kids the amount of money that I want to get paid, so I'm going to have to starve a lil bit before I go take some shit ass $14 an hour jobby job.

    Was kinda thinking about drying out and cutting my hair, but why not double down on a bad bet for a little while longer? My birthdays in a couple weeks. May just stay on a bender until then.


    Yeah Franky, pretty much . it's like it's always something with these fricking guys, with the no-fun and games they play. It's like, if you know how to do it and you're doing it they can't just leave well enough alone and leave you be they make something up to justify why they need to frick with you.

    But at the end of the day they have the gold so they makr the rules yet that doesnt make it right fundamentally
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  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    nah im a functional alcoholic and I started smoking weed the last year because im not on probation. I was even an alchy while on probation the entire time but I don't really do many drugs anymore or not like I use to.

    Im a good gont now. Two summers ago my girl friend that I actually cared about left me and I started doing more drugs, but now I'm kinda over it. I've just been to myself the two years.

    It's crazy how a little bit of time can make a huge difference in your life.
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  5. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Wariat So even though Ive wasted the last two good months of the sun here on day drinking and sleeping till like 2 pm and being tired all day as well as just going to bars or sitting home in front of the hdtv, today I went exploring the fleshnet and came upon this mini lake or river where I swam and trained some muay thai on trees.




    it feels real yood qlmost like being in Tokyo hiki I redommend it onde in a while. being in nature to me is like being reborn and it makes me thi k… imagine… just image being in prison where you cant even see nature or water like this much less swim.

    you probably shouldn't try to have sex with children
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  6. G African Astronaut
    Stopped drinking Tito's pre-midnight(approx. 11:30pm) EST.

    Personal breathalyzer showed my BAC @ .12 (legally drunk here = .08)

    Rode 6 miles on stationary bike(since pre-hurricane Isaias rain's here) until moderate sweat in a 90° FH garage.

    50 bicep preacher barbell curls @ 70 pounds,showered w/ a hot sea salt scrub bodywash, then double pre-workout/caffeine formula dose/beverage, breathalyzer result = .06

    Arrived @ the airport 3:57 am EST, client was ecstatic as should be.

    Winning,

    Uncle G
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  7. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Me and Wariat are going to create the true successor to totse
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  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Turns out there is such a thing as internet harassment, cyber stalking and extortion.
    Anyways...
    Me and my 4 wheel drive are coming for his dump ass trailer out of spite.
    Also they said I will soon be the new owner of newtotse.com
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  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Helladamgay for trying to dox fona like a triggered little bitch fuck him
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    wow youre a real ugly piece of shit and a stupid one too. fona makes 0 effort to hide his identity because he assumes we arent petty pathetic little rats.

    Youre so pathetic and beneath and median user intelligence and self awareness level, if only there was somewhere else you could post....
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  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by blaster master Sheboygan-boygan! Sha wa wa wa.

    You should kool aid man thru ur wall and into her apartment while high on pcp wearing nothing but a gym sock on ur boner and be like, "hey chicken mama."

    Yeah the psychological terror is the best, I scream in tounges while taking a shit at five in the morning to wake her up.
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  12. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    one half kaiser...the best you can afford to get or make yourself
    1 slice monterey jack
    1 slice tomato
    some lettuce
    3 strips of crispy bacon
    3 slices bbq chicken
    some dice habernos
    1 slice of mozzarella
    some lettuce
    more bacon
    marble cheese
    other half of kaiser

    grill it...OMFG i was in heaven recently and the thing is you can alter it however you want but that was made for me and OMFG!
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  13. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung How would you respond to my assertion that I'm more handsome than you are?

    you look like a middle aged garbage pale kid

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  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting I wonder if you could take down a tower with some steel cable and a ratchet. Wrap the cable around the tower, and increase the tension until the supports buckle.

    I am sure you could but it would require some serious machinery to pull off.
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  15. Originally posted by mmQ English muffin bottom


    Right here big boy.
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  16. I think here in the US 1 in 5 adults have herpes...so all you need to do to avoid getting it is say No to every fifth one that comes along and you're golden.
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  17. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    We are electric beings.
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  18. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Depends on what she looks like

    I like to push it to the limit
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  19. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal There aren't any hills in Indiana you braindead moron

    Hoosier Hill idiot.
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  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Gay faggot mother fucker I'll fuck you in your gelato ass
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