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Posts That Were Thanked by blaster master

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hi guys.
    I finally got out of bed.
    Id been laying there for almost 18 hours.
    I feel weak and depressed.
    Chell was yelling at me this morning for refusing to go to work.'
    "We are going to be homeless cuz of you" type of shit.
    Thanks for being supportive babe.

    Anyways, the fake piss store doesn't open until noon.
    I also plan of stopping somewhere and picking up some new windshield wipers.

    Other than that stuff, I really just don't give much of a fuck right now.
    I haven't smoked weed in 36 hours now and it sucks.
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  2. Are you really freaking the fuck out off a single joint?
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  3. If you put a penny under your tongue before you piss you'll pass the test
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  4. Bill Krozby probably drove drunk into a main power transformer or stripped it for copper
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  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Also octavian didn't have sex, just another Grandiose attempts at not being lame.
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  6. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Bill Krozby r u ok???
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  7. Please keep us updated on what random women on your television say.

    It's very important stuff.

    Really interesting.

    Really matters.
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  8. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ur a bonafide nigger. That's not racist. Lol
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  9. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    She's only 2 months gone. Considering how loose her morals are her pussy was really tight, albeit that could be down to her having only had C sections. ANYWAYS...

    I smoked a J and could hardly stand up, (having not smoked it for over a year). I just lied back, drank a beer and let her talk cause I was too wavey to say anything. She sucked my dick real good then I ploughed her about 10 times throughout the night. We got Chinese then lay in bed watching reruns of the week's soap operas.

    I'm fighting the urge to go back for more fun.

    1. I don't want to be an enabler in her future child's alcohol fetal syndrome/ brain damage. I've seen how fucked up Hiki's face is and it would be a shame for another kid to go through and live with his deformities.

    2. That's probably it really but it's not my kid anyway so think I'll just go back and creampie that shit all year LOL!.
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  10. Bugz Space Nigga
    UPDATE

    I just got off the shitter. feel 10 pounds lighter.


    That felt good.
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  11. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by blaster master ..I turn the avocado pits into custom engraved all natural anal beads strung together with hemp string that I sell on etsy.

    fixt
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  12. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    weld 2 pieces of cat poop together imho would b 🔥 fyre
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  13. netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra why do you never post anything worthwhile

    There's a common trend with users this applies to, and it's that they don't come directly from totse and its many derivatives. OP is from some anime torrenting forum if memory serves.

    Go back to IDC, OP.
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  15. Best fried chicken I ever had was the KFC in the Westgate mall in Nairobi.

    Black people all love fried chicken, but can you blame them?

    That shit is delicious.
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    WellStrungOut
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  17. WellHung Black Hole
    😗
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by blaster master how much would I have to pay you to lick that woman's snatch?

    a tub of KFC gravy to go with it
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  19. Joe is already curing the epidemic just keep following sensible guidelines and we will get past this. Really it's just a minor inconvenience that will save millions so please do it.
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  20. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Hes a total tosser
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