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I got a NEW JOB!

  1. 2021-02-17 at 10:13 AM UTC
    #81
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    A YOB A YOB HE YOT S YOB
  2. 2021-02-17 at 11:50 PM UTC
    #82
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra thing is I'm not far from the edge anyway


    though at the moment I'm only in the office for like 1/2 the day on average

    quit your job. take up sales and start selling rotten shit.

    thats how you fuck the society that has been mistreating you back while getting rich.

    ive always thought of sales as dalit-tier job but after accepting the fact that im also a dalit, doing it not onky feels tollerable, but also very much enjoyable and rewarding,

    in monetary and non-monetary terms.
  3. 2021-02-17 at 11:52 PM UTC
    #83
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist Where I work we also have an occupational medicine side. I’m certified to do urine drug screens, hair drug screens, and breath alcohol tests.
    If a person is observed, the must pull their pants down to above their knees, and pull their shirt up above their waist, then rotate one time. The observer has to see the urine leave the body.

    ↑

    "when women cease to attract men, they turn to reform as a second choice".

  4. 2021-02-18 at 12:54 AM UTC
    #84
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If you put a penny under your tongue before you piss you'll pass the test
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. 2021-02-18 at 12:56 AM UTC
    #85
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist Where I work we also have an occupational medicine side. I’m certified to do urine drug screens, hair drug screens, and breath alcohol tests.
    If a person is observed, the must pull their pants down to above their knees, and pull their shirt up above their waist, then rotate one time. The observer has to see the urine leave the body.

    Define "rotate", please.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. 2021-02-19 at 2:50 PM UTC
    #86
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by aldra same field?

    Lololol
  7. 2021-02-19 at 8:34 PM UTC
    #87
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Antifa Member get stoned

    podcast/music

    collect check

    die

    a lot of places like that don't allow head phones but you wouldn't know consider you've never had a job besides sucking dicks behind the habib mart
  8. 2021-02-19 at 8:34 PM UTC
    #88
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Lololol

    whats funny about that? you mindless slut
  9. 2021-02-19 at 8:44 PM UTC
    #89
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Well then dont tell me I'm wrong. You're arguing something else. Obviously a person signs something agreeing to take a pre-employment drug test and also lift their shirt and pull down their pants, that's on them.

    Hell they didnt even make us do that when I was on probation, lol. You guys are really serious about your piss over there I guess.

    So, ASIDE FROM A PERSON SIGNING A CONSENT TO HAVE THEIR COCK OR VAGINA OBSERVED WHILE THEY PEE, it is an invasion of privacy to force a person to have to expose their privates during a pre-employment drug screen, as has been ruled upon by the supreme court of the U.S., and not by me, Wren.

    If it were up to me, EVERYONE would have to shit and piss with an observer, at all times, regardless of if they were being drug tested or not.

    LMAO yeah when i was on probation they just stood behind me and had a mirror in front of the toilet, none of gyrating shit looll sounds gay as fuck

    anytime i've ever taken a pre employment piss test i was allowed to go into a room by myself and i just put the piss thru a little cubby box

    what kind of employer will not only make you take a drug test but then make you dick dance for them too?! unbelievable
  10. 2021-02-19 at 8:44 PM UTC
    #90
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Solstice If you put a penny under your tongue before you piss you'll pass the test

    i have heard this its legit
  11. 2021-02-19 at 8:45 PM UTC
    #91
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Today is my last day smoking marijuana until after I get this new job.
    Ive been soo baked all day long.
    Tomorrow is going to feel like the color brown.

    i thought your weed was legal tho
  12. 2021-02-19 at 8:46 PM UTC
    #92
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist I’ve had people get really mad when they give me cold/hot urine, and I tell them I can’t take it, and they have to give me another sample 😂

    well rightfully so thats annoying, they already gave you a sample why should they have to do it again? who's to say who's urine is too spicy or too cold? everbodies body is different tittless
  13. 2021-02-19 at 8:48 PM UTC
    #93
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i thought your weed was legal tho

    well shit lets start an industrial grow op then. I can contribute fiddy dollars to the operation
  14. 2021-02-19 at 8:49 PM UTC
    #94
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Antifa Member

    oh we know you did keenan because you're a spiteful woman, you literally let a guy put his dick up your shithole because you wanted to be fucked like a woman, dude you've got some problems man..
  15. 2021-02-19 at 8:50 PM UTC
    #95
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    but personally for me whenever i've gotten piss tested i honestly have always wanted a woman to watch me pee as having a dude do it is fucking gay as fuck. with a woman it would be normal
  16. 2021-02-19 at 8:55 PM UTC
    #96
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby but personally for me whenever i've gotten piss tested i honestly have always wanted a woman to watch me pee as having a dude do it is fucking gay as fuck. with a woman it would be normal

    I would rather just piss in a toilet and go to work.
  17. 2021-02-19 at 9:14 PM UTC
    #97
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would rather just piss in a toilet and go to work.

    yeah same here but a lot of people don't understand that drugs aren't bad unless you're reckless with them but they totally wouldn't mind some tard on seroquel falling asleep operating a forklift because those are the acceptable drugs
  18. 2021-02-20 at 6:44 AM UTC
    #98
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    this thread sounds vaguely familiar to the "I GOT A NEW PUPPY" thread where he ent up not having a new puppy lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. 2021-02-20 at 8:13 AM UTC
    #99
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby this thread sounds vaguely familiar to the "I GOT A NEW PUPPY" thread where he ent up not having a new puppy lol

    LOL



    he got a puppy but couldn't keep it

    almost exactly the same
  20. 2021-02-20 at 11:19 AM UTC
    #100
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra moulding buckets or some shit all day would probably push me over the edge, can't imagine doing something so repetitive for 8+ hours a day

    Manual labor is for plebs anyway.
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