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  1. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    And, I can't wait to blast this from my truck in the school parking lot.

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  2. Good morning everyone.
    I had a close call last night.
    Almost smoked weed.
    Im sure glad I did not do that though.
    Thanks again for saving my life Boss_bebe74

    I slept in until 10 today so I am already behind and I will not be able to go do the work I had planned to do.
    It sucks because the first feeling I had once I woke up was disappointment in letting myself down because I did not wake up earlier.

    I am sure I can probably still get some things done today.
    I just wish I had managed to stick to the plan.
    I will have to think what I can do differently next time.

    Anyways I got way too excited and positive at work last night and went all "Everything is awesome" at work last night.
    I think I scared off a new guy.

    Anyways...
    Today 1 of my goals is to write out some goals to put in my 1 year plan so I can figure out what that exactly is.
    I want to have a plan by the end of the month.
    Also I will do my laundry this morning.
    I will mow the grass.
    And I will do a bunch of other things I normally do in preparation for work.

    I hope everyone is having a great day.
    I love you all very much and I am so proud of you and thankful to have you as fona-friends.

    I am a little annoyed that I can google fonaplats and find all my personal information with such ease.
    Please do not google my name.
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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    is there anybody here who actually gives a single fuck about what jill the fatcat thinks about anything? i mean obviously the guy is completely deluded into thinking that we do care about what he thinks, otherwise he wouldn't bother to express his thoughts on this website. and i know the vast majority of you, like me, see's him as just this deluded homosexual clown that chats utter horse shit like a fucking retarded imbecile. so what i'm wondering is if there are any users at all that get even a flicker on their give-a-fuckometers about what jill the fag car thinks.

    the reason i'm asking is i' just wondered if there was anyone fucking stupid and faggotty enough to read one of jills posts and think 'oh no, there is actually somebody out there somewhere in the world that actually thinks that i'm ill-iterate and that i suck on black men's penises, i can't believe that there is somebody who actually thinks this about me'. fucking lol.

    i mean jill obviously thinks that some of us care what he thinks otherwise he wouldn't post it continuously like he does. he's obviously trying to make people feel bad.

    i mean just take a look at some of the shit that he posts in this fred about me being ill-iterate and about how he's going to do some bullshit or other to me with his cock, lolmfao.

    so post in here and tell us if you do actually care wtf jill the jedi jar thinks, whether its about you, someone else or on anything for that matter.


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  4. I'll sing u to sleep soyb❤
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  5. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    That's anti-semitic
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am triggered.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I am going to have so much fun with President trump.
    I got a big surprise planned.
    Lets just say it will be "the bomb"

    inb4 fona makes the news for trying to give trump an umbrella stand full of marbles
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  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Here, here. Aldra is an amazing person. Not only does he have skills and talent as a programmer and security person, traits i admire a lot in him. He has a deep understanding of geo-politics, foreign policy and other world affairs.

    He is kind, helpful and someone i respect a lot.

    <3 Aldra

    Also, you aren't leaving right? mQ?
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    To aldra: I remember when you were nazi auschwitz disneyland. When I first came to zoklet your name stood out and I will never forget it. When I first knew you I had no idea how smart you were, technically, current event...ly... and all that. You're so much smarter than I could ever imagine myself to be. You're a prized possession to the &T community, and, for what it's still worth, this community. You will always stand out in the forefront of my mental banner recollection. I was always too stupid to know most of what you were talking about kinda, KINDA. Don't ever belive I was THAT dumb that I didn't kinda know but I probably didn't ever know enough or try hard enough to understand. That's what's always separated you from what I think of, me. But I love your everything and I always ever did ok?. I will miss you brother.
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  10. hopefully...



    Stay tuned!
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches i bet it sucks

    50 Shades of Dicks in my Ass
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  12. i guess now this forum will become deadset on pressuring him to use it
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  13. Originally posted by infinityshock post pics or fat handsome and well tanned individual shut-in living in the attic wearing a diaper.

    The diapers are so I don't have to take a pitstop when cycling through the French Alps.
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  14. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Not bad. I'm exercising everyday now and trying to get my energy levels to increase

    That is wonderful.
    I am proud of you!

    I need to start exercising again.
    When I do sit ups my back feels stronger and I have better posture and can stand at my job onger and not hurt.
    You have inspired me to start working out right now!
    Even if it is just a little bit.
    Thank you MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING.
    I love you.

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  15. Good morning everyone.
    Fonaplats here.
    Good news.
    I woke up and got ready to go to court and just as I was leaving my beautiful public defender called and said I did not have to come and that everything was terminated.
    CASE CLOSED!
    PROBATION TERMINATED!
    Woooooo Hoooooo :)

    Time to jam out to music.
    All smiles today.
    Much love my niggas.
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  16. I'm 24 years old and unemployed. Basically I think some central agency should just figure this shit out for me and make me do something easy because I can't be arsed.

    I don't really care about the consequences of any of my actions because I'm fit and sound of mind and if I don't get my way I can easily go on a shooting rampage and kill 100+ people. So if society doesn't want 100 innocent people to die they should just give me what I want and keep me happy.

    I don't even believe in money or capitalism because I'm a left wing communist and everything should be free like socialized healthcare. I don't have proper ID or documents because apparently I'M supposed to send them a bunch of paperwork and pay money to get things like a drivers license or health card?, What the fuck its just a piece of paper I should just be able to scan the barcode on my ass at any government vending machine to have it print out all my documents for free.

    I haven't done my taxes since 2013 because I'm a free man on the land that doesn't believe the federal government has juristiction over me. I don't use banks I only use bitcoin.

    I don't own a vehicle because MOON PERSONs don't drive.

    I believe internet is a human right and it should be free for everyone at the cost of the 1%.

    I was a part of the occupy movement years ago and I think shoplifting is cool because I hate corporations for causing global warming and destroying the planet and im a communist but I also sell research chemicals as LSD to highschool kids because I'm an anarcho capitalist with no morals.

    I believe every woman I see should fall head over heals from a single pick up line from me and have sex with me because I'm a pure untouched incel supreme gentleman, also she has to be a virgin. I'm in an LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ relationship and I demand a parade be held in my honor for the entire month of june every year.

    I'm supposed to be looking for a job right now but I'm making this thread, smoking weed and I'm gonna play RUST.

    When I do get a job I'm gonna show up late, high and require a safe space so I can do opiates and meth at work because I'm a drug addict with social anxiety and I need to be OD'ing to be functional or else the anxiety gets too much and I have to go home and play video games to de-stress myself.

    I also need a prescription for xanax and adderall.

    Oh and I don't want kids, just an emotional support dog that I call my "fur baby"

    I also don't watch cable, only netflix.

    and I don't vote.




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  17. Originally posted by gumbo Finishing up my third full length book and beginning the editing process.

    i bet it sucks
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  18. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    You know the world has turned to shit when common sense needs "studies" to be verified
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Y'all got any spare rooms ?
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  20. EllariaSand African Astronaut
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