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Posts That Were Thanked by gadzooks

  1. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Humans have only explored a small percentage of the oceans.

    The sea levels used to be alot lower a few thousand years ago. There could be some pretty interesting archeological finds in the places that are now submerged, maybe even whole cities.



    All the orange parts on that map used to be land.
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  2. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]

    This is a 393-years old Greenland Shark that was located in the Arctic Ocean. It's been wandering the ocean since 1627. It is the oldest living vertebrate known on the planet.

    I didn't even know there were several hundred year old animals on earth.
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  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I miss those warm BC rains when it was so hot the rain was like mist
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  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    They should be paying us! filthy whores
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Fonaplats https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8647953/High-school-freshman-lifted-shirt-sexual-advances-teacher-Zoom-class.html

    seriously what the fuck

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  6. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    How about reasons NOT to commit splooicide: a)I Love you
    b) You consistently make me and so many other people laugh
    c) If you grabbed lyfe by the horms you could do so much
    d) you are an old soul
    e) you can see Maynard and the Tools live
    f) Hugging other peoples cats
    g) you would make your fam jam sad
    h) So many people would miss you
    i) All of the other reasons up to Z. Im really tired and lazy and on my phone, a ton of a reasons exist.

    You are awesome tho
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A) you cant meet your own expectations and you get tired of it

    B) you always thought you were gonna be something special and then you realized you weren't special

    C) you're life deteriorates into shit. You have no social skills. You arent funny anymore

    D) maybe when you're drunk you can throw out a few clever quips

    E) you watch Norm MacDonald religiously always wishing you were him and having his ability to deliver the stupidest jokes and make them funny, but you cant.

    F) those things

    G) stay up until 5am CST on your one day off during the week you work at a slave fagot job

    H) live alone, no girlfriend, no Chootie no anyone

    I) run out of cigarettes

    J) make a self loathing sad thing while listening to Tool pretentious Tool

    K)LOVE Danny Carey

    L) have a broken mind

    M)have a mental illness I guess

    O) no more happies ok

    Ok

    Ok

    P) beg for internet compliment ts

    Q)make a thread

    R) know what's going to be said before its said and want it to be said but also not

    S) shitting your pants on accident because you're so drunk (I didn't do that)

    T (being sad)

    U(knowing a lot of people did shit for you that you can never repay)

    V( never getting to see Tool or Rage live because of the corona virus

    W) chootie is dead

    X) dad is dead

    Y) stupid even though you always wanted to be smart, giving away your belief in a God at age 26

    Z) sticking a highlighter up your ass and becoming... jk Lucy. I love you I wish I was you. 🙃😗
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  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I forgot how much i loved Bloodhound Gang when i was like 12. So edgy. Like if a 12 year old boy made a wish at a fortune teller machine to have a 30 year old body, and then started a band, this wouldve been it.





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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby quit being a cock ryde all the time, its not even scron, you're dumb.

    next thing you know like clock work smeelhung is going to be trying to hit on teej, because he's a chicken hawk. I've met guys like smeelhung before and they will totally try to be cool and give you some drugs but then will glide their hand over yours while you reach for the pookie, then as soon as you tell them you're not like that, their standing teary before a mirror crying by way of god by way of themselves, "if you really loved me, why'd fucking make me like this?"

    wow that is



    really specific
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  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung thats nice of u, scron.

    quit being a cock ryde all the time, its not even scron, you're dumb.

    next thing you know like clock work smeelhung is going to be trying to hit on teej, because he's a chicken hawk. I've met guys like smeelhung before and they will totally try to be cool and give you some drugs but then will glide their hand over yours while you reach for the pookie, then as soon as you tell them you're not like that, their standing teary before a mirror crying by way of god by way of themselves, "if you really loved me, why'd fucking make me like this?"
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  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal But what is it LIKE to feel like you've turned into an object.
    What makes you think you've turned into a tampon and how does it feel.

    You don't turn into stuff, you just trip. It's like the crack version of D X M or ketamine, it's a short lived intense experience with a bunch of weird effects. You are really only 'gone' for a few minutes at the most. The floors will give out from under you and all you will see is shapes and colors, you can see the merge happening in real time.

    I would classify it like the other dissociative drugs, they all have kinda similar effects and feel like you tap into a different dimension than when you're on psychedelics. It's like psychedelic let you see heaven and THE WORLDS and dissociatives let you see into subspace dimensions

    https://www.erowid.org/plants/salvia/salvia_effects.shtml

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  13. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I've never done datura but I've tipped on dramamine which is comparable to datura light I would say. Not hallucinations but delirium, not fun at all because you don't realize that you are hallucinating or that it's because you took a drug. I was full on talking to people that would disappear into thin air right in front of my eyes. Do not recommend.
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  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Not pleasant. Rizzo wouldve begged to differ though. Prickles, numbness, confusion. Speaking in tongues, full on hallucinations. And i was the most sober of the 4 people i was with. 2 of the 4 had REALLY bad experiences and were briefly hospitalized by their parents after i dropped them off.
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  15. blaster master victim of incest
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  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks Is it true that everybody into Nascar has a mullet?

    Idk man the only person I knew that liked nascar was balding and over the hill. I have a mullet though. I was actually thinking about getting it touched up because its been unkept for like that 5 months besides shaving my nape, its an ape drape.

    But yeah even when I don't get my hair purposefully cut into a mullet, no matter what it will grow out like one because of the shape of my head i guess lol
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  17. netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Lightweight retard alert.
    I'd smoke fat rocks and pack my lungs, holding it in for minutes.
    If you wanna get rid of the taste then you gotta get rid of the high.
    You can't have a massive feel good shit without having to also wipe some shit off your ass.
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  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Helladamgay for trying to dox fona like a triggered little bitch fuck him
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  20. Originally posted by gadzooks Lmao yes. For the chick I'm chilling with right now.

    Honestly I've never heard of the black market meat market until today.

    I wouldn't eat them if I were starving.

    It's so fucking surreal to me.

    This is probably why I smoke crack.

    People are absolute riddles to me.

    There is a pub in Manchester where you can go for all kids of weird shit on Oxford Rd...I dont' remember the name of it it's been so long but If you needed anything you just went and sat in there and in a few mins someone would ask you "what do you need"...I used to go there when I needed Levi's 501s...they basically stole to order.

    Order the jeans, have a beer wait about 20 mins and then he'd show up with the size you'd ordered.

    I remember one time a guy coming around with 5lb blocks of butter and wanting 2 quid for them...it had "not for human consumption" stamped all over it it but he said it was "ok".
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