Posts by gadzooks

1. 2020-09-24 at 2:49 AM UTC in I'm quitting alcohol
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal Ah piss water.
   My uncle is a Budweiser guy.
   I prefer malt beer and largers, they're more potent so you don't have to drink as many and you get way more drunk.
   I do enjoy Coors though, and flavored beers like blue moon and shock top but those give me headaches and the flavor becomes too much after so many.

   
   I said IF I'm drinking beer...
   
   I could drink you under the table... twice... and then still drive down the block to grab you a pillow to rest on.
2. 2020-09-24 at 2:41 AM UTC in I'm quitting alcohol
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Post your liver enzyme count if you're a real G...
   
   
3. 2020-09-24 at 2:41 AM UTC in I'm quitting alcohol
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal So 4% 12oz beers?
   Over how many hours?

   
   If it's beers, then about a 6 pack every half hour (5%, obviously).
4. 2020-09-24 at 2:34 AM UTC in I'm quitting alcohol
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal How much do you drink every night?

   
   Between 6 and 18+ standard drinks.
5. 2020-09-24 at 2:33 AM UTC in I'm quitting alcohol
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal Has alcohol affected your eyesight btw?

   
   I wear contact lenses, but the prescription hasn't changed in years.
6. 2020-09-24 at 2:30 AM UTC in I'm quitting alcohol
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal Alcohol makes me shit blood

   
   Then you're doing it wrong.
   
   I'm been drinking every night for 18 years and I've rarely shit blood.
7. 2020-09-24 at 2:19 AM UTC in BLM riots
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Their moms exclusively suck black dick.
   
   They're just avenging for their step fathers.
8. 2020-09-24 at 2:13 AM UTC in My heart melts
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I prefer this lamb...
   
   
9. 2020-09-24 at 1:22 AM UTC in Jesus Christ! Imagine bumping into this creature on a dark night
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   And I don't think he was a cannibal, but I think he did fuck his victims in their stab wounds while killing them.
   
   Different flavor of psychopath entirely.
10. 2020-09-24 at 1:20 AM UTC in Make TOTSE great again
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal Like I have said before I don't know.
    I had several the only ones I can vaguely remember are one that was like mafiaaz (not the exact spelling) and another one was jenovaxiu.

    
    I don't recognize either of those, but if I'm feeling up to it later I'll search for it in my archive.
    
    But my archive is limited, so I might find nothing, and that technically wouldn't prove you wrong, but it won't prove you right either.
11. 2020-09-24 at 1:18 AM UTC in Jesus Christ! Imagine bumping into this creature on a dark night
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal Is that the guy who would murder people and eat their bodies.
    Pretty based.

    
    Dude is based as fuck.
    
    I'm assuming here that "based" means somebody who does utterly terrible things to people.
12. 2020-09-24 at 1:16 AM UTC in Make TOTSE great again
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal I was on totse from 2002 to 2005
    
    You don't even know what that site was about.
    It was the influx of people like you that killed it.

    
    What was your username?
    
    I actually have some threads archived from 2004-2005, so if you're telling the truth, there's a chance I could actually corroborate your claims.
    
    That is, if you are indeed telling the truth.
13. 2020-09-22 at 12:36 AM UTC in You retards know nothing about being mixed race
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Bugz

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny these are eurasians
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    

    
    why are they so angry looking?

    
    Desperate Housewives just got canceled.
14. 2020-09-22 at 12:29 AM UTC in RabbitWeed is interested in fucking a nigger for the 1st time...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Nil I wanna fuck this Somali chick I know. She's actually sexy af and cool.

    
    Just don't let her know that you brought that up in the context of a thread about fucking "niggers".
15. 2020-09-22 at 12:26 AM UTC in I need welfare.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Nil Lol as a parole officer trainee. Awesome.

    
    I liked the idea of it because I thought it was about helping rehabilitate people back into society, not doing whatever it takes to put them back in.
    
    I became disillusioned with that particular career path within mere weeks.
    
    Luckily it was only a four week program (as long as one had a bachelor's degree in pretty much anything).
16. 2020-09-22 at 12:16 AM UTC in I need welfare.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Nil Lol no. I'll get off on my charges with extremely lenient "punishment" due the gladue act.
    
    Get an oilfield job by getting hired over better qualified dumb rednecks. Prob won't pay taxes on what I earn cuz it's treaty 8 territory.
    
    Start up a construction company and get preferred status when making government and corporate bids cuz I'm native. Hire white nigger subcontractors with no pensions, or security and funnel the labor jobs to them while reserving the meetings and quotes for my own.

    
    Lol I remember the Gladue act from when I was in training to be a parole officer (we had to learn about things like that).
    
    I sometimes forget about that part of my life entirely because I was on both methadone and benzos at the time.
17. 2020-09-22 at 12:01 AM UTC in I need welfare.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I had to Google image search what a hovel is...
    
    Not even bad.
    
    Some people can appreciate simplicity.
18. 2020-09-21 at 11:59 PM UTC in another interesting artivle for gadzooks and technologist to read and educate urselves
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by aldra lol he didn't read past the first few lines that indicate the writer's ordeal wasn't as traumatic as others and thought 'see kids don't get THAT hurt when I molest them'
    
    I am 100% sure that's what happened

    
    That's exactly what happened.
19. 2020-09-21 at 11:46 PM UTC in My credit score is 650-800 (out of 1000)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Does NZ use TransUnion and Equifax like Canada and the US?
    
    Or do you guys have your own thing?
20. 2020-09-21 at 11:41 PM UTC in I need welfare.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I don't and never have neded welfare loser

    
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker About 3 weeks ago a very wealthy relative passed away. I had no idea I was in the will/trust. It turns out that I'm down for $200,000 now and a few million when their spouse passes. It's time to start looking for a 20 or 30 acre spread.