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There's a chick painting the walls at my mom's house

  1. 2022-04-25 at 9:05 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And I went down to collect a liquor delivery and she was bending over and I was so tempted to grab her ass.

    Folks, is it sexual harassment if I try to flirt with the painting contractor?
  2. 2022-04-25 at 9:21 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    420th thread, btw...

    Straight up gangster weed smoking thread up in here.

    A couple days late but whatever, we all high in here (except me because I don't partake in the devil's lettuce anymore).
  3. 2022-04-25 at 9:30 PM UTC
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I don't think grab ass is a flirt move, what edition of the rules of flirting are you using?
  4. 2022-04-25 at 9:33 PM UTC
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    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Grabbing an ass will get you time in da pokey

    The 70s are over
  5. 2022-04-25 at 9:38 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I don't think grab ass is a flirt move, what edition of the rules of flirting are you using?

    Oh, I meant like just talking to her and offering her a drink. Ok about 20 drinks deep myself but I've got a few left.

    The thought of grabbing her ass was just some internal perv shit.
  6. 2022-04-25 at 9:40 PM UTC
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    Kafka sweaty
    You can offer her a drink but not an alcoholic one.
  7. 2022-04-25 at 9:40 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free The 70s are over

    Goddamn what a time that would have been.

    I'm mad now that I was born in such a "woke" era.
  8. 2022-04-25 at 9:41 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Kafka You can offer her a drink but not an alcoholic one.

    What about some GHB or a bit of roofies?
  9. 2022-04-25 at 9:43 PM UTC
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    Kafka sweaty
    How long is she painting the house for? If it was me I’d mainly ignore them, just say hello that’s it. Maybe only try talking to her when she’s almost done, not flirting, just to find out if she’s with someone, but don’t ask that directly. Idk why I’m trying to help.
  10. 2022-04-25 at 9:44 PM UTC
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    Kafka sweaty
    I’d defo be a serial killer in the 70s
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. 2022-04-25 at 9:45 PM UTC
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    blaster master victim of incest
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. 2022-04-25 at 9:48 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Kafka How long is she painting the house for? If it was me I’d mainly ignore them, just say hello that’s it. Maybe only try talking to her when she’s almost done, not flirting, just to find out if she’s with someone, but don’t ask that directly. Idk why I’m trying to help.

    She already left for the day but she'll be back tomorrow.

    Also, most bitches will fuck even if they got a man.

    I think you're a woman, right?

    Just so you know, I'm not an actual sexist, I just play one on TV.
  13. 2022-04-25 at 9:51 PM UTC
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    Kafka sweaty
    It’s satire but still made me wanna boke
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. 2022-04-25 at 9:56 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Lol, the sexual revolution only benefits some parties though...

    Women and attractive guys with money.

    Luckily I kinda sorta fall into the latter category, but I feel for my fellow fallen brethren.
  15. 2022-04-25 at 9:56 PM UTC
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    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by blaster master Shit I was one in the early 2000s, time of my life.

    Wat
  16. 2022-04-25 at 9:59 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Kafka Wat

    Everybody's a serial killer around here.

    I framed both Dahmer and Ramirez.
  17. 2022-04-25 at 10 PM UTC
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    WellHung Black Hole
    I possess a sore right hand & wrist.
  18. 2022-04-25 at 10 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung I possess a sore right hand & wrist.

    Folks, is this gorillas in the mist?
  19. 2022-04-25 at 10:01 PM UTC
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Zooks ur high class. You get ur booze delivered. Do you get tanked with ur madre?
  20. 2022-04-25 at 10:01 PM UTC
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks Folks, is this gorillas in the mist?

    or merely a man with a cyst?
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