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  1. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Posting while drinking root beer at work :icon14:
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  2. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Oh hail no.
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  3. Item 9 African Astronaut
    gonna get drunk tonight tho 👍😁
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  4. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Actually I might do it the hard way and walk 30 minnutes there and back to the liquor store after work friday. Then next week friday payday I be mailing $75 for a 50 (plus like 5 extra) sack of etiz and pint of goose or captain
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  5. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Can somebisy inject me with 100mg valium right now? this shit is fucked
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    ...AND it was only 6 days ago, same dose so not even full 100%, and when i took just 3 ETIZ with this shit, i was like "these tabs are weak" and fell asleep in hours easily
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  7. Item 9 African Astronaut
    I couldn't give a flying fuck hiw cool shit looks when I feel SO restless, SO hungover but im not, Like Im having a fucking stroke or some shit, FUCK THUS SHIT
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  8. Item 9 African Astronaut
    oh, and my muscles ache and i cant get comfortable. This is when I might have to piss myself again
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  9. Item 9 African Astronaut
    All I'd have to do is go to airgas, fill a tank with nitrogen and hook it up to a scuba / oxygen mask and put it over my face, turn the valve and its all over and no horrific mess for anyone to clean up. That or just a heroin/fent overdose. I have the money to do it right now, its so tempting to just kill myself, I'm never gonna be rich or have a hot ass gf or any sweet expensive shit so what do I have to live for? Absolutelt nothing, and that is exacfly what I wish for and that is exactly what i'm gonna get in this world. I hate my life and I don't want to live anymore.
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  10. Item 9 African Astronaut
    I seriously love each and every one one you. As much as this world sucks and we have have to rot here, at least we ain't gotta rot here alone... I Love You All.
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  11. Item 9 African Astronaut
    That shit is so fuckin awesome, its like God himself is giving you mouth to mouth. Still the best drug even though it lasts 20 seconds.
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  12. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enterita lol upload it, don't forget

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHNf4I0tBr8&

    Wait a few minnutes for it to process for max reolution. Begin watchingh at 7:50
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  13. Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...where the only other boaters are pontoons and small fishing boats and shit, so my yacht would be the biggest, most flamboyant and tackyezt boat out there, and i'd put a loud ass motor on it too. Then drive it around the lake casting a shadow looking down at people like "sup"

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  14. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Yeah the goverment did it blahdy blah, but all that aside, does 9/11 just seem... "surreal" to any of you? Its like... the twin towers were there that whole time, I never saw them with my own eyes, but niw they"re gone and I'll never see them...but I have seem them, a shitload of pictures and shit, I know em like the back of my hand.
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  15. Item 9 African Astronaut
    *smokes a bowl, pops 2 etiz, and starts drinking captain morgan and arizona ice tea cocktail on ice with a straw*
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  16. Item 9 African Astronaut
    What the fuck am I reading
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  17. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Nitrous is the exception
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  18. Item 9 African Astronaut
    One day you leave your house could be just like any other, and then your driving back home from work or to get food or some totally innocent shit, and then you look away from the road for litterally a second, and you just fuckin struck a bicyclist or pedestrian with your vehicle... that'd be a shitty situation to have to be in....


    ...Or one day your driving home from work, you got some nice plans for later after you get home and take a nap, etc.... but then another driver starts instigating some road rage bullshit with you that you have no idea what is about...shit escelates and long story short you both got out of your cars and fought and you beat the shit out of him and won the fight, and the other guy got what they deserved.... but now your the one facing bullshit crimminal charges and there is a viral video out there of you filmed out of context making you look like the agressor, and asshole, and you just plain look like and sound like a total fag in the video...

    ...wouldn't that just fuckin suck? And the scary part is either of those situations amoung many more shitty situaltuons could easily happen to any one of us any day...
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  19. Item 9 African Astronaut
    *bump for no reason*
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  20. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Put your IQ towards thinking up money generating methods and you can troll harder when your rich.
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