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no, just stoned off the last wax I scraped up :icon14:
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and a tall boy of Coors or hgh life
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I'm gonna get a pint of Jose Cuervo tho, what can I say, weed sucks, alcohols better. The good shit is less hangover.
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I teleported to my own bathroom and pissed in my toilet.
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*its all casual,* you open the door, turn on the light, and... your boss or a superior is on the toilet beating off... What would you in the moment + everytime you saw them after?
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2018-04-17 at 11:03 PM UTC
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Who else likes molesting cats?
Pet it when it doesn't want to be. Molesting doesnt have to mean sexually.
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Say you address a letter ... "heaven" and dont put any return addresss...who opens it and what do they do with it?
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What if our society had "farting booths" for people who need to fart but dont wanna let one rip in front of other people?
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So if somebodys in a stall ripping some farts (and 2 or more other people are having a conversation elsewhere in the restroom) there is no awkwardness. Nobody should be scared to go potty.
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2018-04-18 at 12:23 AM UTC
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my day
That ain't noteworthy enough to make a thread about.
/thread.
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2018-04-18 at 12:26 AM UTC
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Coffee is great
Coffee is garbage, it sucks.
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Clear semen seems gross to me for some reason.
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Originally posted by Lanny
I was poor as shit for pretty much the whole time I was in college lol. I ate a $1 can of clam chowder and toast as my single daily meal for like almost a year after moving out of the dorms.
Ain't broke, why fix it :icon14:
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Originally posted by pyrohydrosmok
This guy remembered. PenisBagel for life. Fuckhead was actually the one who suggested that iconic image.
There is alot I didn't know about totse/zoklets history. Thanks.
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2018-04-18 at 2:03 AM UTC
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Wtf is energy?
How can something effect atoms/molecukes/matter yet actually be anything? Where is erergy?
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If yes:
1. Are you goad you did?
2. What resulted?
If no:
Do you wish you had?
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This one time in highschool, I was really early to zoo-ology class, or maybe I walked over from one classroom that was connected to a zoo-ology classroom, anyways... there was a plastic bag full of crickets taped/stuck to the dry erase board all staying perfectly still... wondering if they were alive, I gently tapped the bag...they started moving...they were alive.
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Originally posted by mmQ
I wonder what the sperm that took 2nd place in my batch would've looked/turned out like. Probably a badass rockstar or something that I just totally fucking ruined by dashing in front at the last second. Haha. Sorry buddy.
better question...would you still have existed?
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