2018-10-09 at 9:22 PM UTC
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Funny custom license plates
As of May 31, there were more than 300,000 personalized license plates in circulation, but the Secretary of State maintained a list of 27,401 configurations that were either preemptively deemed unacceptable or were requested by motorists but denied. The state's personalized plate policy broadly prohibits any configurations with a "connotation offensive to good taste and decency," and specifically prohibits references to drugs or alcohol, certain body parts, violence or disparaging phrases.
The banned list includes:
• Literally hundreds of variations of the f-word, including "FWORD"
• "ALCOHOL" and the misspelled "ALCAHOL," along with "ABEER," "BEEEER" (yes, four E's), "CHIVAS," "CUERVOS" and "VINOGAL"
• Hundreds of variations of body parts and things drivers apparently want done to or want to do to those body parts
• At least three references to avian fecal matter (maybe the motorists requesting those phrases thought it would prevent droppings on their car, the way dressing up like a goblin at Halloween is supposed to scare away evil spirits)
• Lots of hate, including hate for automakers — "H8FORD," "IH8GM," "H8HONDA," and the more general "H8MPORTS"; for politicians — "H8HILRY," "H8LBRLS," "H8LIBS," "H8GOP"; and the more personal, "H8EXWIF"; others would espouse tolerance but still run afoul of Secretary of State policies, like "H8H8RS"
• At least eight variants of "BOOGER"
• "ISPEED," "SPEEDR," and "TAILME" (the state apparently wants to discourage bad driving)
• Nine variations of "REDRUM" (that's "murder" backwards, as made famous by the Stephen King novel and Stanley Kubrick film "The Shining"); the list also bans "BLOOOD" and "BLOODY"
• Several racial slurs and epithets, including someone who just wanted to proclaim "RACIST"
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If youre in an abandoned building, ghost hunting or some shit, "are there any spirits or whatever in here?" *fart* 😱
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2018-10-06 at 3:53 AM UTC
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Seeing conan obrien
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2018-10-06 at 2:27 AM UTC
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Sitting on your anus
I've recently begun this habbit where I slide my ass cheeks apart and sit on my bare anus when I'm sitting down in my chair. But now come to think of it, I should try to stop cause it seems kinda gay.
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2018-10-06 at 1:08 AM UTC
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Doghouse - Bar & Grill
What do you think of this place?
https://g.co/kgs/SNpRVX
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2018-10-06 at 1 AM UTC
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Doghouse - Bar & Grill
https://g.co/kgs/iRMm8iLooks like a nice place.
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2018-10-05 at 4:15 PM UTC
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My suicide note.
I didn't mean that guys, I was drunk :icon14:
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2018-10-05 at 6:06 AM UTC
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My suicide note.
If I choose not to end my life right here and now, then all I'm doing is choosing a slower and longer death, because I'm gonna die anyways.
-Shitfucker 💩
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I won $4
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2018-09-29 at 2:04 AM UTC
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Lanny baby do you
Originally posted by totse3.com
OT
This made me laugh
Yet so true.. so so true
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2018-09-22 at 9:15 PM UTC
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feminism of the highest order
Just tell those people to go read 1984, whether it has any relevence or not.
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They're like fuckin this, fuckin that, it's like... For fuck sake, motherfucker, cut the fuck down on that bullshit
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2018-09-22 at 5:13 AM UTC
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There is no hope for me...
I'm gonna end up living in a $35 a night bedbug motel until my parents die cause i dont wanna put them through my suicide, but after that i'll have no reason not to commit suicide because that was the only fuckin reason i hadnt killed myself sooner.
...so yeah, thats my "life"..,really lookin forward to it, the end at least.
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2018-09-22 at 5:12 PM UTC
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There is no hope for me...
i was drunk... 😘😆😂😄🍰. I might live in a shitty motel though...does sound that bad... 🤨
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I was able to get 2 :icon14:
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It was total bullshit, all I did was get over into a left turning lane, at a normal pace not slow, and this douchebag behind me who had JUST switched lanes into the same lane as me, had to BARELY slow down for me to get over, sticks his hand out his window and gives me the finger because I "slowed him down"...even though I didn't and the piece of shit still totally made the light anyways.
...I had a brief fantasy about driving after him and pulling up beside him and honking my horn to get him to look over at me, pulling out a gun and shooting him in the lower face or neck and then driving off... but then after i got home and smoked some weed i forgot about it...
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"why didn't he say something".
What if they did...what would you do to have saved them. If they were like "I'm gonna end it all very soon... but if you suck my dick or bang me, I won't do it and keep living", probably slap/punch them in the face, they kill themselves, and you gotta live with that.
On a related note, if any of you wanna save my life by sucking me off or banging me, shoot me a PM thanks :-).
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